"I believe in Kevpants" (S&SS Off Topic thread)

I miss days of our grandfathers, back when men were real men.

Back then the game of dodgeball was played with rocks and the game of dodgerock was played with knives. I miss the days when everyone was a badass.

Somehow between then and now fate decided to take a steaming hot dump all over Darwin's grave as a generation of salty war veterans gave way to a generation of scarf-wearing vaginas.

It hurts me to think that for years society stands idly painting its fingernails while icons like Clint Eastwood are replaced by wieners like Ryan Seacrest. If these generations of manly men were still alive they would spit tobacco juice in Ryan Seacrest's face and then make him wash and wax their Trans Am.

Back in the good old days things were much simpler. Back then you could walk into a caf and not be totally confused. This is because back then it didn't matter if you were trying to order, cappuccino, mocha latte or espresso they were all called the same thing, scotch.

When manly men aren't eating pieces of **** like you for breakfast they're eating sausage wrapped in bacon, wrapped in more bacon and topped with a fried egg, and they wash it down with a glass of bacon grease, topped off with a doctor recommended cigarette.

Look at any grumpy old man and the first thing you'll notice is that he smells like a medium-sized pile of garbage that is sitting on top of a large-sized pile of garbage. This is because of years and years of stink that has built up from a combination of bare-knuckle boxing and bare-knuckle lumberjacking.

How does shipping from america take so long!

g'em wrote: »

sea monsters.

air mail.....

briankeating wrote: »

I think it takes 2 days to ship and a couple of weeks for the lads at customs to figure out how much import duty they can charge you on it.

My post is being redirected from Ireland for the year and it takes 3 days to get a letter.

its a fuppin book...surely there cant be that much import duty on it...

on another note...I've always wanted a job in customs

Thank "low calorie version of crunchie" its Friday

banshee_bones wrote: »

I hear that. Longest week EVAR, funny because I was off work on Monday! Ya doing anything for the weekend d?

Trainin...in the jujitsu club for like 5 hours tomorrow doing various stuff..about 2 hours of training time though

You?

banshee_bones wrote: »

Yeah train over in SDSC tomorrow morning and then I have a worky-black-tie-gala-dinner-thingy that night in town. Free dinner though so thats always a plus! Then a few drinks. . . ahhhh sweet alcohol, how I have missed thee! Probably only drank about twice all January!

SDSC???