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Irelands answer to Playboy

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  • #52
    Panda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Ah ffs, i did wonder about the lack of an irish porno mag back in my secondary school days but i never thought i'd see such a thing being made.

    Heres the official press release

    http://www.irishpressreleases.ie/2010/05/24/blue-ireland-goes-to-press/

    Its got a link to their official website (obviously not safe for work) its bloody bruuuuuutal.
    That goes double for the magazine cover.

    And thats not all,
    theres mention of

    *takes deep breath*

    Readers' Photos

    I dont know what manner of ditch pig they'll be photographing.
    but can someone buy a copy, scan it and then upload it :)


  • #53
    baalthor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭baalthor


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

    They were all Irish until the advent of the Celtic Tiger and immigration (just like the staff in McDonalds, Burger King and Eddie Rockets).

    In the 80s, the Sunday World specialised in exposes of "massage parlours".
    A SW reporter would visit one of these establishments and request a "service" but would "make his excuses and leave" just before the lady in question could provide said service. Of course, one of the biggest outcome of these reports was that everyone now knew that there were places you could go to pay for sex - they might as well have put "Advertising Feature" at the top of the page:D

    Going further back in time, Dublin was notorious for prostitution in the 19th and early 20th centuries. Montgomery (now Foley) St was the best known area - hence the phrase "going up to Monto". There were also the "Curragh Wrens".

    So, "Catholic guilt" doesn't seem to have anything to do with it as far as prostitution but there does seem to be very few Irish porn stars. The only ones I've heard of were in the "F*cked in Ireland" video - although we're all kinda starring in that one now:D


  • #54
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    Did a google search for Blue Ireland. The website is up an running.

    Its filthy.


  • #55
    baalthor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭baalthor


    Panda wrote: »
    Ah ffs, i did wonder about the lack of an irish porno mag back in my secondary school days but i never thought i'd see such a thing being made.

    Heres the official press release

    http://www.irishpressreleases.ie/2010/05/24/blue-ireland-goes-to-press/

    Its got a link to their official website (obviously not safe for work) its bloody bruuuuuutal.
    That goes double for the magazine cover.

    And thats not all,
    theres mention of

    *takes deep breath*

    Readers' Photos

    I dont know what manner of ditch pig they'll be photographing.
    but can someone buy a copy, scan it and then upload it :)

    I remember at least one Irish adult mag on sale in Easons about 10 years ago so I don't think they're the first.

    Nowadays it's about as relevant as a Bros themed Walkman but at least the editor has a sense of humour:
    Editor Ami O’Brien, from Wexford, says, “ .... We’re a mature society and I think a pretty sexy one.
    She also said:
    Look forward to an candid photo-shoot featuring a well know lady from Co. Sligo ...


  • #56
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??
    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    yep, nothing wrong with a cheeky finger every now and then

    *shudder* :(

    Prettaaaay sure this makes you guys gay...


  • #57
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??


    Gives a new meaning to the "long arm of the law". :D


  • #58
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    Over 21's. That must be the law on porn in Ireland. Hope you pedos learn from this.


  • #59
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    daithimac wrote: »
    I'll admit that i am libel to purcure the occasional copy of Zoo or Nuts if only to read the world musings of a Mr Daniel Dyer.
    Oh, did nobody tell you? I take it you'll not be purchasing Zoo any time soon then ;)

    http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/825090-danny-dyer-sacked-from-zoo-magazine-after-twitter-storm


  • #60
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Ill stick with the auld intercourse if its all the same.


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  • #61
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    i heard the next issue has a pop-up centre fold of none other than our own beloved sphere of lust, Mary Harney...i hope you have a big bedroom!


  • #62
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    i heard the next issue has a pop-up centre fold of none other than our own beloved sphere of lust, Mary Harney...i hope you have a big bedroom!

    double spread then?!


  • #63
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    jester77 wrote: »
    double spread then?!
    I assume your comment is not about Mary herself, but the the publication? Yes it's a special edition, origami folded and spring loaded pop-up, be careful opening that mother or you could lose light fittings when she pops up in all her glory.


  • #64
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    cian1500ww wrote: »
    Blue Ireland ??? Am I missing some sort of hidden meaning ??

    Smurfette Porn!


  • #65
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    If there's no Aine Chambers, I'm not interested.


  • #66
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    There'll be no shortage of girls wanting to appear in the magazine, you'll have a mixture of slappers that want to be famous, Jordan style, and girls that have lost their jobs, are open minded and need cash.

    I'd say it should do ok, it'll be like buying your local weekly regional newspaper for the court cases.
    Old dear: I see Mary from next door likes anal
    Old dear 2: Sure that's nothing; Sorcha from No. 7 likes a bit of fisting.
    Old dear: Hot sup of tae?


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  • #67
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I'd say it should do ok, it'll be like buying your local weekly regional newspaper for the court cases.

    This is the genius of the magazine. It looks about as sexy as a chocolate finger up the jacksy, but every aul one in the country will be able to see how 'poor Biddy's daughter has ended up' without actually buying it in newsagents.


  • #68
    force majeure
    Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    As a few posters have pointed out their not much point in a mag like that here as the market is stuffed with that kind off thing as it is.
    Besides who has a spare 6 euro these days. :cool:


  • #69
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Well holy god.


  • #70
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    crap name, they might as well call it "durty pictures monthly" at that rate.

    On the plus side there's probably enough loose moralled yet also hot fordin wimmens in Ireland to make this viable. :pac:


  • #71
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Orange69 wrote: »
    *shudder* :(

    Prettaaaay sure this makes you guys gay...


    I'm pretty sure it doesn't :pac:


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  • #72
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I saw one of them interviewed this morning on TV3. She could string a sentence together (1 point) and wasn't covered in a tango tan (the winner!!!!).

    Besides, it's only nekkid bodies. Bodies don't last forever, so best make use of them in whatever capacity.


  • #73
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    grenache wrote: »
    Oh, did nobody tell you? I take it you'll not be purchasing Zoo any time soon then ;)

    http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/825090-danny-dyer-sacked-from-zoo-magazine-after-twitter-storm

    More fool you when you believed he read the articles! :p


  • #74
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    daithimac wrote: »
    How dare you sir.

    I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded

    Disturbing.


  • #75
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    Turns out I know (in passing) the brother of one of the models involved. He's rather upset about it. But he's a prat. :D

    Smallness of the world win. Almost as funny as the time yet one at the chipper down in Tallaght was outed as starring in that 'F**ked in Ireland' vid.


  • #76
    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Dolphins Barn you say..............


    I
    I swear man' some of the comments on this thread are utterly priceless, "indigenous filth" " dolphins barn you say". We Irish are the the world best undiscovered comedians!!

    I couldn't stop laffin at the seedyness of both remarks.
    Class!!

    Keep it up lads


  • #77
    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    daithimac wrote: »
    How dare you sir.

    I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded



    Genious banther, of the russel brand kind. very good. "Refute your wild allegations" you cant write this ****!

    Mea culpa, you just did, genious sire utter utter genious!!


  • #78
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    j1974 wrote: »

    Keep it up lads


    ......Nah, too easy


  • #79
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,531 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the birds in that bebo link are the sort of slapper you would see pissed out of their heads in dolphins barn on a saturday night, rotten
    Nah they've just pulled random pics off the interweb.


  • #80
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    well yer woman from wicklow with her gowl out... not too bad!!


  • #81
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    flanum wrote: »
    well yer woman from wicklow with her gowl out... not too bad!!

    Who the hell calls it a gowl? Sounds like some old bogger custom where the vagina has to be exorcised of demons by the parish priest.

    Wait...


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  • #82
    Teferi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    Ah, I know one of these girls. I'm considering whether to tell her brother or her ex first...:pac:


  • #83
    daithimac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithimac


    Teferi wrote: »
    Ah, I know one of these girls. I'm considering whether to tell her brother or her ex first...:pac:

    Congratulate them on there sister and ex becoming the mother of a legion of kunckle children the nation over.


    @j1974 "Good Girl"


  • #84
    The Volt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!


  • #85
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

    Speaking from experience here I take it?;)


  • #86
    FunGoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭FunGoose


    Jayzus! An Irish porn mag! With genuine Irish birds? in the nip? and they named it 'Blue Ireland'! Terrible name, 'Blue Waffle' would be much more suitable.







    yeah, i'd buy it!


  • #87
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    baalthor wrote: »
    Look forward to an candid photo-shoot featuring a well know lady from Co. Sligo ...


    Constance Gore Booth?


  • #88
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    It's one of lifes little mysteries, like how they get the figs in the fig rolls.
    How is it possible to SELL porn in this day and age?
    Lets face it, no matter how "specialised" your taste is, it's easier to come across for free (forgive the pun) than it is to avoid.
    It makes absolutely no business sense but it will most likely make a killing!


  • #89
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Thats what I'm wondering, it seems to me that to succeed its needs to be strong on the written word rather than no doubt poorly taken pics of pale birds with no clothes on. What might work is a mix of the Sex & Sexuality and Slydice boards.


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