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What would Human taste like?

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    #32
    pickarooney
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    mikom wrote: »
    "FFFFFFFFF"

    How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?


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    #33
    bonerm
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?

    It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.


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    #34
    WIZE
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    Paddy English man , Irishman and scots man were in a plane crash on a desert island

    No food on the Island except the Dead pilots body

    Paddy Englishman says "I played for Liverpool so I will eat the Liver"

    Paddy Scotsman says "I played for Hearts so I will eat the Heart"

    Paddy Irishman says " I played for Ballsbridge but im not Hungry"















    Taxi


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    #35
    Dull and Boring
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    Studied a case in college where a man who had a fantasy to eat someone put a request on the internet for a....recipient..... Anyway...someone actually replied who had a fantasy to be eaten......the fantasies were fulfilled! Kinda felt bad for the first guy, he ended up in jail. I guess consent counts for nothin'!


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    #36
    D
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    "If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

    Found this from google.


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    #37
    Dull and Boring
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    D wrote: »
    Found this from google.

    Yeah...."Google"....


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    #38
    caseyann
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    Why :eek:


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    #39
    Abi
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    caseyann wrote: »
    Why :eek:

    I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!


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    #40
    The Pontiac
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    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.


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    #41
    bonerm
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    <Ollie> wrote: »
    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

    That movie had a lot of meat on show in it ... mainly ham.


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    #42
    caseyann
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!

    Oh i am flattered :o no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P


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    #43
    Abi
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    caseyann wrote: »
    Oh i am flattered :o no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P

    Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol :o


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    #44
    kumate_champ07
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    it tastes exactly like pork. Its not something you would enjoy researching(online research of course, not the actual eating of human flesh)

    pig organs can be medically transplanted into humans, the pot belly pig is the main organ doner I think


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    #45
    caseyann
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol :o

    Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious :o
    Toot sweets sound like what they are
    So do lollys in a lollypop jar
    Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
    Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
    start
    And your name does the same for you
    By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
    You're truly truly scrumptious
    Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
    When your near me
    It's so delicious
    Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
    Truly Scrumptious


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    #46
    Abi
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    caseyann wrote: »
    Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious :o
    Toot sweets sound like what they are
    So do lollys in a lollypop jar
    Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
    Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
    start
    And your name does the same for you
    By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
    You're truly truly scrumptious
    Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
    When your near me
    It's so delicious
    Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
    Truly Scrumptious
    Fawk that was hawt :o


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    #47
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    candlegrease wrote: »
    just like any other red meat...beef etc.

    Which all taste differantly... ;)


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    #48
    nice1franko
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    bonerm wrote: »
    It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.

    3 will suffice!


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    #49
    kev9100
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    vinylmesh wrote: »
    If YORE MA's vagina is anything to go by, not good...........:(.


    It's been a while :D.


    FAIL


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    #50
    Sharpshooter
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    <Ollie> wrote: »
    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

    They ate everything except the handies?


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    #51
    FunnyStuff
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    I guess it depends on who you're eating.

    Now, which would you like...... Leg of Bertie....

    ... or Breast of Halle Berry?? :D


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    #52
    Abi
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    FunnyStuff wrote: »
    I guess it depends on who you're eating.

    Now, which would you like...... Leg of Bertie....

    ... or Breast of Halle Berry?? :D

    or a cheek of harney....



    /vom


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    #53
    Sharpshooter
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    or a cheek of harney....



    /vom

    I do love a double entendre.;)


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    #54
    LionelNashe
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    Maybe it would depend on the diet of the person you're eating. Vegetarians might taste different to meat-eaters.


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    #55
    The Pontiac
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    They ate everything except the handies?

    I'm still laughing at this. Brilliant!!


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    #56
    seraphimvc
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    Most Haunted wrote: »
    off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two
    off topic:damnit!!i missed it!next time send me a PM pls!


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    #57
    Red_Marauder
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    I reckon we must taste pretty disgusting. We are used to eating animals that are two or three years old. often younger. Imagine how tough a twenty, a thirty or a forty year old human must taste??

    It's well known that how we feed animals can effect the taste of their meat, so again, I would be very dubious about tasting human flesh given the processed junk we flush through our bodies.

    So all in all, if you are going to eat a human, then you probably should make it a vegetarian toddler of about playschool age raised on an organic high fibre diet - organic liga biscuits and the like.

    Bon Appetit.


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    #58
    Sofaspud
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    LionelNashe wrote: »
    Maybe it would depend on the diet of the person you're eating. Vegetarians might taste different to meat-eaters.

    That would be one confusing menu!
    "I ordered a vegetarian burger, but this has meat in it!"
    "Yes, that would be the vegetarian . . ."


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    #59
    _blank_
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    Human meat is known as Longpig


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    #60
    Sharpshooter
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    Des wrote: »
    Human meat is known as Longpig

    So, it tastes like Pork?

    I would really not want to be the person who had to taste test that!!


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    #61
    weeder
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    p_longpig.jpg


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