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What would you do if you found out you had 2 weeks to live?

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    #62
    Elfinknight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 145 ✭✭Elfinknight


    Sign everything I own over to charity so I would have no assets, get a massive personal loan from the bank before they realise it, blow it all and then pop my clogs before the first payment is due, leaving the f******s with the bill.

    I know it wouldn't work as they'd find a way to weasel thier way out of it and get my ex-assets from the charity, but a man can dream, can't he?


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    #63
    chuckliddell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭chuckliddell


    masturbate furiously over horse meat pics


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    #64
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Buy 50 ltrs of Burgundy and harvest a few flowers. Bring it on baby, bring it on!


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    #65
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Give the greatest gift yet to the future of the human race............annihilate every ginger, redhead, ranger, strawberry blonde, foxy haired mutant.


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    #66
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Oscillate, drink and cry snotty tears.


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    #67
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'd get my affairs in order first. Then I might try heroin.


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    #68
    Reoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    7 7 12 wrote: »
    I would like, kill a load of people who annoy me

    I would slap people who type the word "like".


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    #69
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    I would get a credit card, increase my overdraft, basically get as much money as possible since I'd never have to pay it back. Then I'd get on a plane to Sweden and spend the whole time trying to get some hot Swedish love. If only strip searches were done by the opposite sex, then towards the end of my two weeks I'd commit a crime in Sweden (probably rape a reluctant Swedish man) and then I'd wait for the police to come and arrest me because I have a non-stop fantasy about being strip searched by Swedish policemen.


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    #70
    Furious_George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Furious_George


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Give the greatest gift yet to the future of the human race............annihilate every ginger, redhead, ranger, strawberry blonde, foxy haired mutant.

    Annihilate this guy ^^^


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    #71
    SeanBeach
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭SeanBeach


    Well, I already skydive, so maybe scuba with great whites.
    Take my little girl to Ireland.
    Get right with Jesus.


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    #72
    JustAThought
    Registered Users Posts: 5,323 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    DrumSteve wrote: »

    Why? Its something I always wanted to do (and im currently doing it)


    Don't mind him! Swimming is so cool - so many people take it for granted & it's an incredible feeling once you're relaxed & enjoying it right - try it in a warm pool under the stars or in a tropical coral reef with exotic rainbow fish swimming by & coming up to get a closer look, or by the sea or a hot day - nothing like it. It's a great dream.
    Fair dues to you for learning!


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    #73
    passremarkable
    Registered Users Posts: 4,509 ✭✭✭passremarkable


    Id mince as many great ones as possible and I'd let anyone I didn't like really know what I think of them.


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