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What would you do if you found out you had 2 weeks to live?

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  • 21-02-2013 7:31pm
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    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭


    Gotta admit Id probably break down for a day or two, then go do all the stuff ive never had the inclination to do previously, like skydiving or learn how to swim. Spend time with the family and herself too.


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    kerry4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Gotta admit Id probably break down for a day or two, then go do all the stuff ive never had the inclination to do previously, like skydiving or learn how to swim. Spend time with the family and herself too.

    Wouldn't what you would do depend on your capabilities and strength due to whatever it is that's only leaving you with 2weeks to live?


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    shedweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    Coke and hookers.


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    #4
    cathal_flynn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭cathal_flynn


    More time to read AH...


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    #5
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Natalie Portman.


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    probably go around kicking people in the face and smoking rolled up 50 euro notes


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    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users Posts: 7,936 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    why would you bother learning how to swim?
    you could drown on your first day, and ruin the plans for the rest of the fortnight!


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    See if I could **** enough to fill a milk carton then seal it and leave it back in the shop fridge!!


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    #9
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Stop time itself.


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    #10
    IrishExpat
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭IrishExpat


    Organise or leave instructions for a secular funeral and cremation. Don't want a priest within 100 feet of remains.
    Quickly draw up a will and designate who gets what, plus select a charity for a small portion of my remaining finances.
    Write a long admission letter and send it to the local paper to open on my death.

    Czech cocaine and colombian hookers for the last week and a half. Or was that the other way round?

    Obviously.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    I'm not sure of the details, but I hope narcotics, fast cars and high-calibre weapons are involved.


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    7 7 12
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭7 7 12


    I would like, kill a load of people who annoy me


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    After crying for 13 days I'd make sure I had a donor card signed and that anything worth salvaging could be used for others.


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    #14
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Nothing.


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    #15
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Kick the people i hated in the face and probably ride all around me :pac:


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    #16
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


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    Did i mention loads of sex and drugs :pac:


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    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    Go to my college and tell certain lecturer he's a fucking bollocks


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I'd say great, because as it is I have no guarantee that I'll be alive tomorrow. Two weeks is two weeks.


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    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Cancel the Milk.


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    tunedout
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 448 ✭✭tunedout


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I'd say great, because as it is I have no guarantee that I'll be alive tomorrow. Two weeks is two weeks.
    Intelligent as you think you may sound that logic is stupid.


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    tunedout
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 448 ✭✭tunedout


    Chemical Burn wrote: »
    Go to my college and tell certain lecturer he's a fucking bollocks
    And he probably thinks the same of you


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    #22
    rosie16
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    travel :D


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    #23
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I'd do my homework, wash the dishes, iron my socks and make sure to get an early night.


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    #24
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    crack, meth, heroin.... i dunno.

    probably get on a plane to thailand, see what happens


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    #25
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Win the Lotto and do some sex on Laura Whitmore.


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    #26
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Bury a locked safe in my back garden, encased in concerete mmmhhuuhhhhaaaa


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    tunedout wrote: »
    Intelligent as you think you may sound that logic is stupid.

    Substitute two years or twenty years for two weeks and you will see that there is nothing wrong with the logic. Nobody is guaranteed any length of time to live so the question as it stands is stupid.


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    exador
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    Go to a certain pupil I teach and kick him in the bollocks...can't stand him..


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    #29
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Win the Lotto and do some sex on Laura Whitmore.

    Who would you be having sex with?


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    #30
    mccarthy37
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭mccarthy37


    Put the clock back.


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    #31
    kingcobra
    Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭kingcobra


    I'd make sure that f**king safe gets opened before I die


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