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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #202
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    i know the word GOD is there but this phrase has to be on the bingo card:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaw my god, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw my god.

    i have also noticed that entitlements is not there either.

    i'm ringing joe to complain, this is an outrage.


  • #203
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Briliant Lapin! In light of the new bingo card I'm removing my self imposed ban! lol

    Can we add "take to the streets"


  • #204
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭furiousox


    "In the current climate"
    "In fairness"
    "I take your point"
    "What's your difference?"
    "Where's your moral compass??"
    "...to the pin of my collar..."

    CPL 593H



  • #205
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Lapin wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLXTDq99bd0CJvru3W5yom3j15UYguu-abmotNr-tUFUQTIod_

    YOUR BINGO CARD FOR
    THE NEW THREAD ! ! !


    Well Done

    Fair Play

    Are you there Mary ?

    John in Cork…

    Stay there Mary...

    Back after these...

    Clontarf / Ballyfermot

    Before you phoned me Joe…

    As I said to your researcher Joe…

    Are you there Joe?

    Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok Ok...

    In this day and age Joe…

    I’m a Single Parent Joe…

    The Guvurmint Joe…

    The Wonderful…

    Sonny Knowles

    Marian Finnucane

    Moore Street

    Uncle Gaybo

    RTÉ Real Player

    Post Office Staff

    Prolinged deep sigh followed by...

    Sinn Fein

    Ryanair

    Portugal

    AIB

    Greyhound

    Children’s Allowance,

    Pray

    Petal

    God

    Mary


    €408,000


    Mind Yourself


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5TZcgdGqLaPWsNL_I_QOivQIPOqFtnDgJdMBegp2nF509DURI


    Any chance we get a full house today...if not hopefully at least fill the corners...well done Lapin...well done..


  • #206
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,403 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Can we have an image of a genuine card? :pac:


  • #207
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    There is no "Bad line"!

    It's an outrage, Joe!


  • #208
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    furiousox wrote: »
    "In the current climate"
    "In fairness"
    "I take your point"
    "What's your difference?"
    "Where's your moral compass??"
    "...to the pin of my collar..."

    How the hell did I forget them :eek:
    dulpit wrote: »
    Can we have an image of a genuine card? :pac:

    1850 715 815 for complaints. ;)


  • #209
    DuckStab
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    It should be a double sided card seeing as the callers have as many catchphrases as the Duffer himself! "I'll go to jail...", "I'm entitled...", "I haven't read the article..."
    Oh and a running tally of over-opinionated and under-informed Dubs vs. Corkonians to see which county is officially the most obnoxious :D


  • #210
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,403 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    DuckStab wrote: »
    It should be a double sided card seeing as the callers have as many catchphrases as the Duffer himself! "I'll go to jail...", "I'm entitled...", "I haven't read the article..."
    Oh and a running tally of over-opinionated and under-informed Dubs vs. Corkonians to see which county is officially the most obnoxious :D

    :mad: Clearly Dublin is the worst... Plus there's got to be a far higher number of old Dubs on the radio than esteemed men and women of the Rebel County.


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  • #211
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Terrible, Lapin, just terrible :D

    Great stuff!


  • #212
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    There should also be a "Mary from Clontarf, your point please".


  • #213
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,221 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    A few more, Lapin:

    ''Keep The Faith''
    ''Noel V. Ginnity''
    ''We are where we are''
    ''Ben Dunne, you're a man of your word''


  • #214
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,403 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    You missed out on the "Hello?" after 1 second of silence.


  • #215
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    And what about the "'eens"?? As in breakeen, drinkeen, mortgage-een..."

    well.... maybe not mortgage-een... :rolleyes:


  • #216
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    sudzs wrote: »
    And what about the "'eens"?? As in breakeen, drinkeen, mortgage-een..."

    well.... maybe not mortgage-een... :rolleyes:

    An -een added to any of the ones mentioned above gives you golden-double-extra-super-bonus points. Collect 40 of these and you go into the monthly draw for a Toyota Starlet courtesy of Lyons Minstrels.

    Bonus points also when "the truly great......." is placed as a prefix before

    Brush Shiels
    Doc Savage
    Syl Fox

    and any of the other gobsh1tes on the last Friday of each month.


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  • #217
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    bijapos wrote: »
    Bonus points also when "the truly great......." is placed as a suffix before

    Brush Shiels
    Doc Savage
    Syl Fox

    and any of the other gobsh1tes on the last Friday of each month.

    And the likes of Harry Crosbie.


  • #218
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


    I think we should get extra points for noticing gratuitous mentions of Gay Byrne; Bono and how great U2 is; Ballyfermot and the roundabouts thereof; and the eucharistic congress of 1932, or whenever it was.


  • #219
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    My own particular bingo card bankers are...

    "whats your difference?"

    "you cant say that"

    "what frame did you put on it?"

    longs silence over 3 secs,for effect, after caller tells their story..

    "eta ,atm,psa,doa...."


  • #220
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    So Greyhound collected all the bins. :) No doubt there will be many Greyhound customers ringing in to complain! :rolleyes:


  • #221
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    Euromillions type jackpot if Joe ever says

    "The wonderful, wonderful, truly great Shane O'Curry" :pac::pac:


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  • #222
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    Duffy will be claiming victory..watch this..


  • #223
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Joe is sounding very impatient. :(


  • #224
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lapin wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLXTDq99bd0CJvru3W5yom3j15UYguu-abmotNr-tUFUQTIod_

    YOUR BINGO CARD FOR
    THE NEW THREAD ! ! !


    Well Done

    Fair Play

    Are you there Mary ?

    John in Cork…

    Stay there Mary...

    Back after these...

    Clontarf / Ballyfermot

    Before you phoned me Joe…

    As I said to your researcher Joe…

    Are you there Joe?

    Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok Ok...

    In this day and age Joe…

    I’m a Single Parent Joe…

    The Guvurmint Joe…

    The Wonderful…

    Sonny Knowles

    Marian Finnucane

    Moore Street

    Uncle Gaybo

    RTÉ Real Player

    Post Office Staff

    Prolinged deep sigh followed by...

    Sinn Fein

    Ryanair

    Portugal

    AIB

    Greyhound

    Children’s Allowance,

    Pray

    Petal

    God

    Mary


    €408,000


    Mind Yourself


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5TZcgdGqLaPWsNL_I_QOivQIPOqFtnDgJdMBegp2nF509DURI

    No "Wendy's Whistle Stop Cafe".....:(


  • #225
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I turned off Guns and Roses Greatest Hits to turn this stuff on. Be worth it Joe, or I am getting help.


  • #226
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Anyone taking bets on how long it takes for this artistic display to be vandalized in some way?

    I hate saying that as I went to college in Limerick for 5 years and I genuinely like the city, but I just see this as somewhat inevitable.


  • #227
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Why is this guy so deserving?

    I know it sounds cruel but tis guy will be forgotten in jig time


  • #228
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    sudzs wrote: »
    Joe is sounding very impatient. :(

    What's new?

    He's an ill mannered overbearing oaf all the time.


  • #229
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    sudzs wrote: »
    Joe is sounding very impatient. :(


    Thats what happens when your an arrogant spoofer..cant wait to get hie own snide comment in.


  • #230
    Yakuza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Sugesstions to add to the card:
    When referring to the excessive public service pensions, and the fact that these "pensioners" are entitled to a pension from a relatively young age, he immediately tacks on "may he/she live many long years" (esp when talking about an FFer).

    When a caller refers to anyone in the public service, he interjects with a "and they are all wonderful people who do a great service".

    Basically, add any time where he trips over himself not to offend anyone that might possibly sue. Damian is a whoer for this - that lad is so noncomittal it's a wonder he gets out of bed of a morning.


  • #231
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Anyone taking bets on how long it takes for this artistic display to be vandalized in some way?

    I hate saying that as I went to college in Limerick for 5 years and I genuinely like the city, but I just see this as somewhat inevitable.

    Just dont make whatever it is out of brass..it will be gone as fast as you can say jimmney cricket!


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  • #232
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I wouldnt be hugely confident that Barry Doyle wont get off on appeal.. He retracted his apology, yet the defence was still allowed to see the footage and judge for themselves.. And this seemed to be a fairly significant piece of evidence that convinced the jury...


  • #233
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "Noel Fitzgerald, sorry, I'm reading it out here." (i.e. it's the fkn researcher's fault, not mine)


  • #234
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bad start for this caller


  • #235
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I bet that mobile was joe duffys


  • #236
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    Duffy gets the guys name wrong..says nothing..no sorry no nothing..the guy really has no class.


  • #237
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Joe if there's a crayon there would ya ever stop scribbling with it! :rolleyes:


  • #238
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    buzzzzzzz

    2 seconds of silence...

    "Is that ok now?"

    "Yea".buzzzzzzzz


  • #239
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    nosey guy wrote: »
    Duffy gets the guys name wrong..says nothing..no sorry no nothing..the guy really has no class.

    His very tone smacks of impatience and condescension


  • #240
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    duffy desperately trying not to fall asleep...oh he woke up now!

    bullets bullets ..


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  • #241
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


    The cops and the media don't care about gangland crime, as long as the criminals are shooting at each other.

    How many times have you heard the dismissive phrase "the deceased was known to the gardaí"?

    This laissez faire attitude has allowed a culture to grow up of criminals settling disputes with guns.

    The same police and media who have so little to say about this are horrified when civilians are, inevitably, caught in the crossfire.


  • #242
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Police Joe.

    They probably did their job


  • #243
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    How many times have you heard the dismissive phrase "the deceased was known to the gardaí"?

    That's a euphemism


  • #244
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    Can you sound anymore uninterested joe,please try,you are turning this into comedy.


  • #245
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    mike65 wrote: »
    That's a euphemism

    Euphemism Joe.

    Joe do you hear your man with his euphemism?

    Its a disgrace Joe


  • #246
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    The cops and the media don't care about gangland crime, as long as the criminals are shooting at each other.

    How many times have you heard the dismissive phrase "the deceased was known to the gardaí"?

    This laissez faire attitude has allowed a culture to grow up of criminals settling disputes with guns.

    The same police and media who have so little to say about this are horrified when civilians are, inevitably, caught in the crossfire.

    All well as soft terms like "row" and "feud" which the media use to describe events leading up to the point of murder


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  • #247
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    The cops and the media don't care about gangland crime, as long as the criminals are shooting at each other.

    How many times have you heard the dismissive phrase "the deceased was known to the gardaí"?

    This laissez faire attitude has allowed a culture to grow up of criminals settling disputes with guns.

    The same police and media who have so little to say about this are horrified when civilians are, inevitably, caught in the crossfire.

    The gick only hits the fan when one of the Garda gets hit. :(


  • #248
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Just tuned in...has Joe asked that Limerick fella, "is that your real voice?" yet?? :rolleyes:


  • #249
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    Joe duffy is in the wrong place at the wrong time every day love!.


  • #250
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Another wonderfully tactful question there Joe


  • #251
    steelcityblues
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭steelcityblues


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    All well as soft terms like "row" and "feud" which the media use to describe events leading up to the point of murder

    How is the 'feud' term inaccurate? Most victims already know the person who shoots them.


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