talk to a complete stranger!!!!

bronte · 14-04-2009 3:18pm

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello
You: 25/f/london
Stranger: 18 m london
You: oh cool
Stranger: yup
You: what part?
Stranger: hackney
Stranger: you?
You: Ealing!
Stranger: niice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

antodeco · 14-04-2009 4:03pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hola
You: is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: yes
You: I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
You: you're all I ever wanted
You: my eyes are open wide
Stranger: so is my pussy
You: I like Ricky Gervais songs. He's a great singer and songwriter
Stranger: same
You: Your pussy is open wide?
You: Did you stab it?
You: I prefer puppies
Stranger: same
Stranger: m f
Stranger: same
Stranger: i male
You: m and f?
Stranger: sweet
You: you double gender?
You: nice!
Stranger: yep
You: so do you stick your penis in yourself?
Stranger: bye
You: aw dont go
You: im lonley
You: and have penguin bars to share
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ruu_Old · 14-04-2009 4:07pm

;_; Just no good at this carry on.

Stranger: Where r u?
You: USA
Stranger: M/f?
You: you?
You: both
Stranger: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP
Stranger: GOOD THX
Stranger: U?
You: I AM DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING
You: SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: im an english man in new york
Stranger: I am a Chinese man in Beijing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DirtyBollox · 15-04-2009 12:48pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo dawg

Stranger: yo what up mark asss trikck asssss biiiiiiiitch

You: fo shizzle

Stranger: yea sun

You: ya digg?

Stranger: rollin dem fotys hittin dem swichez

You: eastside or westside?

Stranger: **** nigga i roll straight up

You: straight down ma nizzle

Stranger: in that bitches pizzle

You: fo shizzle?

Stranger: fo shizzle

You: nice

Stranger: i dont think i understood a word this whole convo

Stranger: but i enjoyed it very much

You: so did i

Stranger: good day sir

You: good day to you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Futurism · 15-04-2009 4:54pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dave! · 15-04-2009 6:27pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi there
Stranger: everyone have been so mean to me

You: f*ck off

You have disconnected.

Yesssssssssss

edit:

A-Trak wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: SARAH CONNOR?
Stranger: Sh1t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO

Just made me spit tea everywhere, but totally worth it!

My name is URL · 15-04-2009 7:12pm

Stranger - Hello
You - Hello!
Stranger - Hello?
You - Hello!
Stranger - Hello!
You - Hello?
Stranger - Well whaddya know about that?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha

brennaldo · 15-04-2009 7:26pm

Stranger: hi
You: hi, how are ya
Stranger: are you a whale?
You: yes, how did ya know
Stranger: i had a hunch,

are all the conversations on it just plain weird,

(not complaining though, it was pretty funny)

brennaldo · 15-04-2009 7:31pm

hahaha......

Stranger: nakit

You: Are you a lion

Stranger: **** yeha

Stranger: www.kraantjepappie.nl

You: oh wow so am i,whats the link ??

Stranger: awesom music

Stranger: from holland

You: cool, i have a website for music, its mine

www.*infoslash*.net

its me, im trying to become a singer, tell me what ya think

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i wonder if they fell for it lol,

(by the way, dont click the link haha)

Jimbo · 15-04-2009 8:55pm

Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: this is an automated message from Omegle
You: would you like to participate in a survey on this website?
You: type yes or no
Stranger: yes
You: 1. What country are you from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: U.S
You: 2. How did you find this site?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: a friend
Stranger: ......
You: 3. Are you a male/female
Stranger: femalee
Stranger: ...........
You: 4. What age are you?
Stranger: why do u care
You: Please answer the question with a numerical answer
Stranger: 17
You: giggity
Stranger: wow this aint no surveyy
You: Americans, lol.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LightningBolt · 16-04-2009 1:52am

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 77/m/jail

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hello_there_jim · 16-04-2009 2:00am

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: all I want is half an hour of fun cyber sex... interested?

You: male or female?

Stranger: male

You: ya ok

Stranger: you female?

You: yup

Stranger: msn?

You: nooooooo, im male you queer!

c-note · 16-04-2009 2:06am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you as horny as i am?

You: how horny are you

Stranger: pretty horny

You: how pretty

Stranger: like a kitten

You: i'm less horny than a kitten

Stranger: oh

Stranger: bad times

You: i'm more horny like a mongoose

Stranger: ah ive heard theyre randy little critters

You: especially if they catch you off-guard

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: (H)

hello_there_jim · 16-04-2009 2:12am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl

Stranger: 我是從月亮

those chinks

c-note · 16-04-2009 2:13am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: On a dark desert highway

You: cool wind in my hair

Stranger: warm smell of colitas

You: rising up through the air

Stranger: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

You: my head grew heavy

Stranger: and my sight grew dim

You: i had to stop for the night

Stranger: There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Stranger: THE GAME

Insect Overlord · 16-04-2009 9:57am

c-note wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: On a dark desert highway

You: cool wind in my hair

Stranger: warm smell of colitas

You: rising up through the air

Stranger: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

You: my head grew heavy

Stranger: and my sight grew dim

You: i had to stop for the night

Stranger: There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Stranger: THE GAME

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Jello · 16-04-2009 2:50pm

Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
Stranger: asl?
You: CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE
You: ARE YOU GUINEA PIG?
Stranger: I CAN HEAR YOU
Stranger: NO IM NOT GUINEA PIG
You: OK FINE
You: DAMN
Stranger: BUT I KNOW GUINEA PIG
You: OOOOOH
Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HIM SOTHING?
Stranger: SOMETHING
You: DO YOU LIKE TO BE TOUCHED ON YOUR GENITALS?
You: ASK HIM THAT
Stranger: BRB
You: K
Stranger: YEAH HE LOVES THAT
Stranger: HE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
You: OK
You: I AM HERE
You: WITH YOU
You: TELL HIM TO HURRY
Stranger: OK
Stranger: HE IS IN BATHROOM
You: OK
You: PRIVACY MUST BE GIVEN
You: AND IT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN THERE
Stranger: IT SURE CAN
You: YES.
Stranger: HE HAS A QUESTION
You: OK
You: LET ME HEAR IT
Stranger: WHO WAS PHONE?!
You: WHAT
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stranger: IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU BUT I HAVE TO GO BYE!
You: OK BYEBYE
Stranger: HAVE AN AWESOME DAY SIR
You: ENJOY
You: YOU TOO!!!
Stranger: BYEE1

Jesus Juice · 16-04-2009 7:17pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: arite
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Rowley Birkin QC · 16-04-2009 11:54pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woof
Stranger: Hello
You: woof woof
Stranger: Not too bad thanks
Stranger: yourself?
You: woof woof bark woof
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: been up to much?
You: woof.....bark!!!! woof?
Stranger: Oh sweet!
Stranger: Erm, not much reallyu
Stranger: boring

Stranger: Where you from?
You: woof, bark bark bark bark woof
Stranger: Lol, no way!
Stranger: Me too!
You: woofin bark bark snort
You: !!!11!!
Stranger: Lol yeah itis isnt it
You: woooooooooooff!!
Stranger: How many!?
You: baark....bark..woof....................baaaark..meow ;-)
Stranger: Lol, you're crazy dude
You: bow wow bark howl
You: ??
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: hooooooooowl/bark/woof, woof
Stranger: rofl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tyler MacDurden · 18-04-2009 12:59am

I've yet to find a boardsie, but this fella wasn't a bad sort

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is that you?
Stranger: It appears it is me, yes
You: thank fook for that
Stranger: Is that you though?
You: i thought it was the other one
You: it's me
You: of course
Stranger: Nah, he's a twat
You: that he is
Stranger: Excellent
You: 24-carat
Stranger: I'd sell him, but nobody would buy
Stranger: Worthless
You: pawn him off for free
You: the russians will have him
Stranger: Good idea
Stranger: The russians would buy anything
You: precisely
Stranger: Perhaps we could sell him in pieces to maximise revenue?
You: won't be so smart when he's turning tricks for lollipops in a slough bedsit
Stranger: Haha nope xD
You: boards?
Stranger: Indeed
You: obviously not
Stranger: :P
You: ah well, no-one's perfect
Stranger: He is far from it
You: i blame the parents
Stranger: We are perfect though, we are amazing
You: and modest
Stranger: Me too, they are also twats
You: by dens of twats encompassed
Stranger: We are very midest, but I must admit we are fooking fantastic
Stranger: modest*
You: in all modesty, i concur
Stranger: I'm glad, you had no choice
You: so they tell us
You: free will eh? LOL
Stranger: Haha yeah xD Free Will does not exist, we are factors of deterministic elements.
You: i never expected to find one of us on here *secret handshake*
You: greetings brother
Stranger: *secret handshake*

Unregistered. · 18-04-2009 1:09am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: evenin
You: Hi!
Stranger: how b u?
You: Been better!
You: and you?
Stranger: same, wats up
You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
You: Where are you from stranger?
Stranger: i c, where r ya
You: Agh just away from home
Stranger: where bouts
You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
Stranger: ah, long way from home
You: yeah really long
You: sorry where are you from?
Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
You: oh waow!
You: what is scotland like?
Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
You: oh cool!
You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
Stranger: yea theres a few places
You: I love skiing!
Stranger: never tried it
You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
You: oh you should! Its really fun!
Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
You: he he!
You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
You: Im Natasha by the way!
Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
Stranger: from scotland
Stranger:
You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
You: Half irish you say!?
You: My husband is from ireland!
Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
You: So is he!
Stranger: where bouts
You: Ballymena !
You: He came over here to act
Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
Stranger: u b*stard well played

ibarelycare · 19-04-2009 5:17pm

Unregistered. wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: evenin
You: Hi!
Stranger: how b u?
You: Been better!
You: and you?
Stranger: same, wats up
You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
You: Where are you from stranger?
Stranger: i c, where r ya
You: Agh just away from home
Stranger: where bouts
You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
Stranger: ah, long way from home
You: yeah really long
You: sorry where are you from?
Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
You: oh waow!
You: what is scotland like?
Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
You: oh cool!
You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
Stranger: yea theres a few places
You: I love skiing!
Stranger: never tried it
You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
You: oh you should! Its really fun!
Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
You: he he!
You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
You: Im Natasha by the way!
Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
Stranger: from scotland
Stranger:
You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
You: Half irish you say!?
You: My husband is from ireland!
Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
You: So is he!
Stranger: where bouts
You: Ballymena !
You: He came over here to act
Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
Stranger: u b*stard well played

How many times have you had this conversation?!

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2009 8:41pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ****
You: low ****
Stranger: hummmmmm
You: That was quick but we hit most of the bases there.
Stranger: very low
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that is right
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Now lets show each other our tits and have done with it.
You: WOOOOO
Stranger: yesssssssss
You: I'm old
Stranger: suck my lips
Stranger: i am 19
You: suck your lips? Why is there like some barbeque sauce on there or something?
Stranger: yessssssssssss
Stranger: nutella
You: Hand it here and I'll put it on me nut sack.
You: Not for your benefit obviously. It's good for the herpes.
You: That and surprisingly enough coconut oil.
You: good to know.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have the aids
Stranger: and only one leg
Stranger: i can t see
Stranger: but i suck well
You: Kickass. Did you learn to type with your stump.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and with my ass too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GodOfRadio · 19-04-2009 10:02pm

That is too cool!:cool:

rockmongrel · 19-04-2009 10:21pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Sprachen sie deutsch?

You: NAZI!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_________________________________________

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: I AM LOOKING FOR YOUNGER GIRLS
Stranger: I AM 78 YEARS OLD
You: I AM A YOUNG GIRL!
You: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
You: I'M LOOKING FOR A 14 YEAR OLD RETARD AND YOU SEEM TO FIT THE BILL!
You have disconnected.

GlasnevinRed · 19-04-2009 11:34pm

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

You: you?

Stranger: m

Stranger: also

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder what this guy was after.:D

Unregistered. · 19-04-2009 11:43pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

How many times have you had this conversation?!

witnessmenow · 20-04-2009 12:12am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh hai
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy
Stranger: :'D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

was it something i said?

Stranger\ · 20-04-2009 1:05am

You've been talking to me the entire time, Omeglers. You have dissented upon the Omegas and for that you must be erased!
Muahahahahaha!

Not really though. :U
But I did come here from there.
^_^

gobo99 · 20-04-2009 1:08am

You: hello

You: i said hello!!!!!!!

You: wtf

You: is ther anybody out ther????????????????????????

Stranger: hello, sorry

Stranger: Im from israel and you

You: sorry doesn't cut it buddy, get down and give me 10.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:pac:

ZzubZzub · 20-04-2009 1:10am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: can ive your man beans
You: im good. you
Stranger: asl?
You: so can i have them?
You: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No man beans for Cleeo

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rarrrrrrrr
You: boards.ie
You: its awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried guys!

rockmongrel · 20-04-2009 1:19am

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: name?

Stranger: Lars

You: Where you from?

Stranger: Germany

You: I'm Jewish, that ok?

Stranger: **** off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epic XD

AnonoBoy · 20-04-2009 1:22am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: No
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yees
You: Don't tell me what to do Omegle.com
Stranger: we can
You: You're not the boss of me
You: Aaahahahaha
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
Stranger: duhsauhdsauhdsa
Stranger: male?
You: how do you know my name?
You: How did you know my name is duhsauhdsauhdsa?
Stranger: i'm hacker
You: Who are you working for?
You: CIA?
You: KGB?
You: BYOB?
Stranger: kgb
You: At least it's not BYOB
You: they're bastards
You: always asking me to bring my own bottle
Stranger: uhdssahu
You: Well that's just nonsense
Stranger: yes
You: what the hell's that supposed to mean?
You: *pfffff*
You: crazy talk
Stranger: asl?
You: I ain't telling you ****
You: you know too much already
Stranger: hehhe
Stranger: do you have a firearm?
You: I have a forearm
You: But not a firearm
Stranger: uhdsau
Stranger: its good
You: hmmmm
You: Are you in Bolivia?
Stranger: do you know, obama will cut the arms in usa
Stranger: colombia
You: Colombia eh?
You: Some fine exports from there
You: Shakira
You: Cocaine
You: That is all
Stranger: cocaine
Stranger: udsauhdsa
Stranger: i investigate the cocaine grows
Stranger: ;]
You: hmmmmm
You: NARC!!!!
Stranger: farc?
You: NARC
Stranger: ok
You: Don't commit your hate crimes here narc
Disconnected.

Stranger\ · 20-04-2009 1:31am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
You: How're you?
You: I'm good.
Stranger: bored
Stranger: u?
You: I just had a soda.
Stranger: was it good
You: And I like Dr. Pepper.
You: But I don't know why he's a doctor.
Stranger: yeah that **** is rad. i only know one place that sells it here
You: Maybe he has a PHD in FLAVO!
You: *R
You: Aw...
You: THat's sucks.
Stranger: do you know why he comes in a bottle
Stranger: coz his wife is dead
You: o snap
You:

Stranger: where u from
You: Virginia.
You: You?
Stranger: australia
You: Oh, cool.
You: So are the seasons all opposite and stuff from mine?
Stranger: it is winter here...
You: Spring here.
You: So not too far off.
You:

Stranger: wait no. autumn. its just fekken cold today
You: Well, I'm gonna' go.
Stranger: what do you do in virginia
You: I have some workin' stuff to do.
Stranger: haVCE FUN
You: And we like to party.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name is Anise.
Stranger: Rock
You: I'm trapped in a basement.
You have disconnected.

nobodythere · 20-04-2009 1:32am

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
You: a/s/l/bra size?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ironictoaster · 20-04-2009 1:36am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
Stranger: a.ss?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ibarelycare · 20-04-2009 11:55am

Unregistered. wrote: »

You posted the same conversation on 1st April!

theblueirish · 20-04-2009 12:25pm

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: asl?

You: greeting from the planet Zog

You: my name is Zig not asl

You: i do not know the creature called asl

Stranger: Wow wat a nerd ****

Stranger: laterz

cHaTbOx · 01-05-2009 11:22pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi i'm 17 year old horny girl
You: wow like a baby dragon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: M or F?
You: both
Stranger: bleargh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Queen-Mise · 02-05-2009 12:29am

strange conversation, they swore for not replying quick enough.

and then disconnected when i said my age/sex/ and where i was from.

Should i be offended i wonder

:D

Local-womanizer · 02-05-2009 12:51am

Using a previous tactic to good effect:D

Stranger: hey (= sorry i'm looking for someone i was disconnected from (may sound desperate...) are you her ? ( are you 14 female brazil? )

You: yeah!XD

Stranger: do we know each other ?

You: maybe

You: a/s/l

Stranger: 25 M France

You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.

Stranger: or not, good evening

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

useful_contacts · 02-05-2009 4:35pm

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: You have 469 PiggyPoints in your PiggyBank, worth €4.69 in rewards .

Stranger: ALBANIA

You: tree

Stranger: ALBINA YOU?

You: trees u

Stranger: WTF?

You: exactly

Stranger: ARE YOU ALBANIA?

You: no im gey

Stranger: where is that?

You: suckfeet

You: 5 dolla

Stranger: is dat city?

You: its a body part

Stranger: AMERICA YOU?

You: pencil

Stranger: THAT IS NAME YOU?

Stranger: PENCIL?

You: yes i am pencil

Stranger: make **** yo with sheep i like

You: my cats name is mittens

Stranger: i like the simpsons to

You: i like sheep

Stranger: i like you

You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: we will make baby

You: you will make baby with sheep while i sleep and dream of chuck norris

Stranger: i will make sheep my wife

You: shes a bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd ewe

Stranger: You are scary goodmorrow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pow wow · 02-05-2009 4:42pm

Stranger: My d!ck is hard
You: It might break off if you walk into something
You: Be careful!
Stranger: Maybe
You: I might be a guy
Stranger: I know
Stranger: All the better
You: You like it?
Stranger: I like you
You: Wow, I like you too
Stranger: I need to release
You: Get a tissue
Stranger: LOL you're funny
You: Likewise!

Glorious

CutzEr · 04-05-2009 12:03am

You: do you know why im here?
Stranger: I do not
You: this is why
You have disconnected.

amacachi · 04-05-2009 1:32am

GAAman wrote: »

Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.

****in yanks, it's not eating potatoes that makes paddies die.

Jesus Juice · 04-05-2009 2:22pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Headroll:wqfrtweyhert5jutykuliy;;o'
Stranger: Headroll:wqfrtweyhert5jutykuliy;;o'
You: copy and paste ftw
Stranger: copy and paste ftw
You: copy and paste ftw
Stranger: copy and paste ftw
You: copy and paste ftw
Stranger: copy and paste ftw
You: copy and paste ftw

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It was a battle of wits and I won!:pac:

Dord · 04-05-2009 3:14pm

Stranger: did u ever fall inlove ?
You: with someone...
Stranger: yeah obviously >.<
You: with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: u tell me
You: why?
Stranger: im just curios
Stranger: btw r u real ? :P .. or are u really just a computer ?
You: i'm a machine, with parts made in japan
You: domo arigato

Plug · 04-05-2009 4:33pm

You: hello
Stranger: hii
Stranger: als?\
You: am i talking toa machine or a person?
Stranger: person
You: im 20 from ireland and male
You: you?
Stranger: im 67 china female

Plug · 04-05-2009 6:21pm

You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f u ?
You: weres u?
Stranger: italy
Stranger: u ?
You: 20 m ireland
Stranger: i love irish cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dr.bollocko · 04-05-2009 6:26pm

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: siktir yaram
Stranger: türkmüsün
You: Those are some strange smileys you got there bro.
Stranger: beşiktaş
Stranger: man you team
Stranger: beşiktaş
You: Peter Bonetti.
Stranger: noww peter bonetti
Stranger: alen makaryan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

talk to a complete stranger!!!!

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