talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Unregistered. · 01-04-2009 1:34pm

Stranger: evenin
You: Hi!
Stranger: how b u?
You: Been better!
You: and you?
Stranger: same, wats up
You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
You: Where are you from stranger?
Stranger: i c, where r ya
You: Agh just away from home
Stranger: where bouts
You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
Stranger: ah, long way from home
You: yeah really long
You: sorry where are you from?
Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
You: oh waow!
You: what is scotland like?
Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
You: oh cool!
You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
Stranger: yea theres a few places
You: I love skiing!
Stranger: never tried it
You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
You: oh you should! Its really fun!
Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
You: he he!
You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
You: Im Natasha by the way!
Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
Stranger: from scotland
Stranger: :P
You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
You: Half irish you say!?
You: My husband is from ireland!
Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
You: So is he!
Stranger: where bouts
You: Ballymena !
You: He came over here to act
Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
Stranger: u b*stard well played

dizzywizlw · 01-04-2009 2:37pm

You: howya

Stranger: FACK YOU !

You: ur ma

Stranger: why are there only bots here haha

You: dunno

Stranger: hey human at last XD

You: must be the recession

Stranger: sorry lol

Stranger: wierd site :P

You: damn muslims!

You: ...

Stranger: muslims ? haha where did they come from ?

Stranger: they live in caves somwhere :P

You: Well, there was this guy called mohammed

You: and one day he heard and angel or something talking to him

You: and he set up islam

Stranger: HAHAHH

You: and presto thats where muslims come from

You: also their mother is a godd starting point

Stranger: thats exactly what jesus said too :P

You: whats a jesus?

Stranger: jesus ?

You: yeah whats that?

Stranger: prophet of christians XD?

You: oh right

You: made up guy

You: didn't exist

You: shelters paedophiles

Stranger: are you athesit ?

You: scientologist

Stranger: :O

You: would you like a personality test?

Stranger: ISINT that where you PAY to get more info :P ?

You: as opposed to the rest of life where stuff is free...

Stranger: Where 1 MAN made a religion as a BUSNEISS XD ?

Stranger: Based on fantasy and his personal imagination ?

You: The Pope?

Stranger: The pope can burn in hell XD

Stranger: i beleive theres a greater power im sure its not aliens from mars like u do :P

Stranger: are tehre different levels of scientology ^^ ?

You: aliens?

You: I havent heard anyithng about this

Stranger: and the more u pay the closer to the truth u are XD ?

You: i only go to the center 15hours a week to reflect

Stranger: aah kk

You: and watch videos about our great leader

Stranger: GREAT LEADER ?!

You: Chaz Michael Micheals is figure skating

You: BOOM!

SV · 01-04-2009 2:48pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You have been reported to the FBI. They will arrive at your apartment in 24 hours.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nice.

source · 01-04-2009 3:23pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.peta.org/feat/chineseFurFarms/index.asp
You: ah no thanks i've already eaten
You: so much meat
You: feel like throwing half of it back up
Stranger: check the vid
You: but sure that's what happens when you eat half a cow
Stranger: i started to understand PETA after i saw it
You: but what about the closet full of fur upstairs?
You: i can't just get rid of it
Stranger: actually, china has no rules nor restrictions upon animal treating
You: it cost me a fortune
You: well that's lucky isn't it
You: otherwise they could get in trouble for doing some valuable work
You: why you no talkie
Connection imploded.

oeb · 01-04-2009 3:26pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ey

You: How are you today?

Stranger: good

Stranger: where you from?

You: It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my junior sister (Sandra) intend to establish in your country.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looks like I shall have to seek my fortunes elsewhere =(

dizzywizlw · 01-04-2009 5:12pm

You: hello

Stranger: hello, fellow b9er

You: b9?

Stranger: b9

You: ?

You: ???

Stranger: b9, fool

You: Do you have the bomb?

Stranger: It's wrapped and in my trunk

You: Good work jenkins

Stranger: What is my next checkpoint?

You: The Dáil

Stranger: What if I am followed?

Stranger: I don't have a gun

You: by who?

Stranger: by the police

You: the Gardaí?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: them

Stranger: they're tricky people

You: Eh, nooo

You: they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

Stranger: I don't want this mission to end in failure though

Stranger: there may be a secret society working against us

You: yes.....

You: the mission....

You: by the way

You: you were the mission jenkins

You: the bomb is set to go off in 30 seconds

Stranger: That's it?

Stranger: OH ****

You: good day to you jenkins

Stranger: you double crossed me!

You: thank you for your service to the company

Stranger: thank god i put the bomb in your car

Stranger: not mine

You: mwaahahahaha

You: thants what we wanted you to think

Stranger: jokes on you, asshole

You: is it really....

You: we shall see

You: good day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Stranger: wats up??
You: We can show you the true way
Stranger: ya sure
Stranger: tell me more abt it
You: excellent
You: We believe that the inter galactic ruler Xenu came to earth and sotomised tome cruise
You: he liked it
You: now we do too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

giggsy664 · 01-04-2009 6:01pm

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You: BOO!!!
Stranger: wow a bear :P

At which point I disconnected.

C'mon. It states in Article 57 of the Constitution of the Internetz
: "Thou Shalt Worship Pedobear!!

conf101 · 01-04-2009 6:17pm

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Lockstep · 01-04-2009 6:50pm

You: o hai
You: asl
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: 15, female, holland
You: 15 IS TOO OLD
You: http://www.lolpedo.com/pics/pedobear-too-old.jpg
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Creature · 01-04-2009 11:01pm

You: hi
Stranger: Whoa...Joseph?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: sure yeah
Stranger: My god I haven't seen you in so long!
Stranger: What's it been? Like 30 years?
You: its true
Stranger: Wow...
Stranger: This is great
Stranger: Just ****in' great
You: how have you been since the accident?
Stranger: You killed my parents, you know
You: ahh
Stranger: They died in that accident
You: well now it was hardly my fault, you dared me n' all
Stranger: Dude I was drunk
Stranger: Come on
You: next time don't dare a man to prepare a gourmet banquet from people unless you're willing to lose your family
You: to be fair
You: we both enjoyed that meal
Stranger: True, true
Stranger: But you could've avoided adding semen to those burger
Stranger: I mean seriously, man
Stranger: My parents got AIDS
Stranger: AND DIED
Stranger: YOU DICK
Stranger: ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
Stranger: I HOPE YOU BURN, JOSEPH
Stranger: BURN
You: well alright I'll admit maybe I was a bit too quick in that regard
You: but come on it was a fun night
Stranger: YOU BONED MY SISTER THEN CAME IN THE BURGERS
Stranger: SHES WAS 5
You: lol I didn't have a condom!
Stranger: FIVE YEARS OLD MAN
You: what was I gonna do spooge on the carpet??
Stranger: THATS JAILBAIT
Stranger: IN HER
You: lol your parents would've killed me! Oh wait.... >_<
Stranger: SHES NOT MENSTRAL
Stranger: IT WOULDNTVE MATTERED
Stranger: man i love you man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PurpleBerry · 01-04-2009 11:53pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey

You: Gary?
You: Is that you?
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: nope
You: Yeah, right
Stranger: whos gary?
You: It IS you
Stranger: im NOT gary
You: Oh, I get it "April Fools"
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: nooo really
Stranger: im from holland
You: It's not going to work Gary
Stranger: i dont know gary
You: I know its you
Stranger: this is weird
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: I can see you
Stranger: nooo way
Stranger: so who are you then?
You: So you're probably done with the porn then?
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: im not gary
You: Stop it, just clean up when you're done
Stranger: right
You: I'm nottelling your girlfriend, don't worry
Stranger: im not gary seriously
You: Sure you're not. Was the match any good?
Stranger: the match?
You: Yeah, you said you were watching Ireland V Italy
Stranger: scotland - holland?
Stranger: dudeee
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: im from holland
You: IOh, you were watchign that one?
Stranger: i looove football though
Stranger: noo i was asleep
You: Well, I'll be asking you tomorrow. You are coming in tomorrow, aren't you?
Stranger: i woke up at 6 am.. so i was rly tired
Stranger: tomorrow?
You: 6am? That's not like you!
Stranger: dudee.. im confused
You: Hi confused.
Stranger: hahahaahahah
You: I'm DeeDee
Stranger: really?
You: No.
You: I'm Kyle
Stranger: nice to meet you kyle hahaha
You: Nice to meet you "not Gary"
You: ;-)

ergonomics · 02-04-2009 12:17am

Stranger: hai
You: hi
Stranger: I have a problem
You: Share!
Stranger: sometimes I pee blood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rejkin · 02-04-2009 12:58am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi Mom!
You: hi dad!
Stranger: Who's your daddy!
You: i am?
You: oh wait
You: he is?
Stranger: Perhaps she is
Stranger: you know...
You: interesting...
Stranger: with all those gays getting children
You: true
Stranger: one has to be the dad right?
Stranger: else the relationship is just doomed
You: wat if shes hot and i wanna screw her?
You: like she aint my real momma
You: dadda
Stranger: opportunities lie at every step
You: like here
Stranger: I'd go for it, regardless
You: hello sexy momma!
Stranger: my mom is died, she died from cancer 3 years ago...
You: ouch
Stranger: don't make fun of that, please
You: well internet can be ur new momma
Stranger: yeah but my new momma has like a gazillion people on her
Stranger: to be honest, it's not much of a change from my previous mother
You: well whats wrong with group sex?
Stranger: (she was a whore)
You: its still good
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Cunny-Funt · 02-04-2009 4:00am

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You: Greetings stranger!
Stranger: why hallo thar
You: wadda yea buyin?
Stranger: who said i was buyin anything?
You: Got a lot of good things on sale stranger!
Stranger:.......
You: wadda yea sellin?
Stranger: my tight virgin asshole
You: ah , i'll buy it at a high price!

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lol

Davidius · 02-04-2009 12:34pm

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

words

ROFL.

Anyhow:
Stranger: top five favorite bands, now
You: I hate music.
Stranger: i hate you.

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Stranger: why is my right boob lower then my left slightly?
You: You again?
Stranger: i duuno
Stranger: what was the last conv like
You: Stop following me.
You: Weirdo.

Turd Ferguson · 02-04-2009 1:24pm

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i froma the asia
You: i'm not
Stranger: where u mum born u?
You: through her vagina
Stranger: the whata?
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Disco Bandit · 02-04-2009 2:41pm

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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: any craic?
Stranger: no bitch cya
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Cunny-Funt · 02-04-2009 4:03pm

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Stranger: hi
You: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Stranger: from??
You: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Stranger: male or female?
You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: My english is bad
You: Me too baby.
Stranger: What are you talking about?
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: I'm male
Stranger: and you?
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Stranger: What a f*ck ?
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
Stranger: you are from???
You: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: you are from?
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Stranger: tchau cara
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

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Quazzie · 02-04-2009 4:36pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Are you the internet?
You: I am.
You: Internet says : KILL ALL
Stranger: I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
You: I'm here now baby
You: Look behind you
Stranger: I don't know if I can kill everyone. Can it just be children?
You: I'm there too
Stranger: OH ****.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi?
You: ARE YOU THE INTERNET?
Stranger: Not really
You: DAMN I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE INTERNET ON THIS PC
Stranger: ich liebe dich lange zeit
You: Ich LIEBE SIE AUCH
You: SIND SIE DORT?
Stranger: Idk wtf got typed but my buddy typed it when I went to get me a soda
You: BITTE VERLASSEN Sie MICH NICHT.
You: Ich LIEBE IHREN KUMPEL
Stranger: Im being serious...
You: SO AM I?
You: DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN
You: Ich MUSS GELIEBT FÜHLEN
Stranger: I told you my bud typed it while I got up
You: IS HE THERE?
Stranger: No i don't, Just make it stop!
Stranger: Sadly i kicked him now he doesnt wanna type
You: IT WILL HAPPEN TILL WE ALL DIE
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iMax · 02-04-2009 5:00pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fag
You: you are ?
Stranger: yes
You: good to know
Stranger: your mom is
You: my moms dead
You: you've just brought back some very painful memories
You: I'm in wonderland, where area you ?
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: at least you have a sense of humor. I admire that.
You: I admire cake
Stranger: I am in Zimbabwae
You: zimbabawoo !
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fillmore jive · 02-04-2009 5:05pm

You: hello how are you

Stranger: All the ****ed up things trap & punish me I cannot explain my problem.
Kill my hopeless life I cannot be hypnotized. You owe me.
Push aside the veil to welcome in the visitors.
Eyes like halogen illuminate the soma peering out of spherical night mask.
Paleolithic subconcious icons lumber through dreamscape archetype of archangel.
Topside its far worse- infants painted gauze peer through murky jars; soon I'm wearing the skin
of the morning star.
Green locks my name fills an empty banner. Frank, what have you gotten me into now?
I am not afraid to speak my heart & mind it cannot be saved sell me over. **** your hopeless
world, I am blacker than the sun. Tragedy. Have you seen the speedy, yes?
Bleeds through the sleep onto the page. I'm sailin'. All the ****ed up things trap & punish me I cannot explain my problem.
Kill my hopeless life I cannot be hypnotized. You owe me.
Push aside the veil to welcome in the visitors.
Eyes like halogen illuminate the soma peering out of spherical night mask.
Paleolithic subconcious icons lumber through dreamscape archetype of archangel.
Topside its far worse- infants painted gauze peer through murky jars; soon I'm wearing the skin
of the morning star.
Green locks my name fills an empty banner. Frank, what have you gotten me into now?
I am not afraid to speak my heart & mind it cannot be saved sell me over. **** your hopeless
world, I am blacker than the sun. Tragedy. Have you seen the speedy, yes?
Bleeds through the sleep onto the page. I'm sailin'. All the ****ed up things trap & punish me I cannot explain my problem.
Kill my hopeless life I cannot be hypnotized. You owe me.
Push aside the veil to welcome in the visitors.
Eyes like halogen illuminate the soma peering out of spherical night mask.
Paleolithic subconcious icons lumber through dreamscape archetype of archangel.
Topside its far worse- infants painted gauze peer through murky jars; soon I'm wearing the skin
of the morning star.
Green locks my name fills an empty banner. Frank, what have you gotten me into now?

You: thought so

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iMax · 02-04-2009 5:06pm

OK, this is a little addictive

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey! age/sex/location?
You: 17/female/los angles
You: you ?
Stranger: 17/male/uk
You: cool
You: what's it like there ?
You: you in high school ?
Stranger: cold, although I am naked
You: NO WAY !!!
Stranger: Yes way baby
You: OMGOMGOMG
You: so why are you naked ?
Stranger: I've been strangling the snake
You: you have a snake? why did you strangle it & why do you have to be naked ?
Stranger: The snake is attached to me
Stranger: It spits
You: it bit you or something ?
You: what type of snake was it ? I have an iguana
You: can you hang on, my mom is calling me
Stranger: It is a big snake

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Boeyenk · 02-04-2009 5:45pm

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Stranger: from??
You: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Stranger: male or female?
You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: My english is bad
You: Me too baby.
Stranger: What are you talking about?
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: I'm male
Stranger: and you?
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Stranger: What a f*ck ?
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
Stranger: you are from???
You: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: you are from?
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Stranger: tchau cara
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Very bad\Sad to imitate the BloodNinja

aineolach · 02-04-2009 5:52pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moi
Stranger: ráá pegadinha do malandro
You: En voi puhua Suomi
Stranger: se eu peido tu cheira?
You: olet hullu
Stranger: ola laa muchacha
You: pysäkki puhu roskaa
Stranger: que ta fazendo loko
You: haluan kakku
You: kaloja joesta
Stranger: besta é tu seu jegue
You: linnut lentää ilmaan
Stranger: vai tu chupa limão
You: Pidätkö kakku?
Stranger: peido não pesa
You: kuinka vanha olet?
Stranger: valeta não tem aqui
You: olet tuhma
You: haluatteko kakku tai munien?
Stranger: sim,galeto á milanesa
You: kuinka monta teillä on mies kävellä, ennen kuin soitat hänelle mies?
Stranger: gremio é o melhor time
You: En usko, että google kääntää toimii hyvin enää lauseita kuin se tekee lyhyempiä tuomioita
Stranger: ih ta falando grego já
Stranger: eu preciso ir trabalhar agora
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: tenho que ir no banco resolver alguns negócios,sabe né ,vida d egente grande é assim
You: i thought you were speaking finnish
Stranger: hahahahaha?
Stranger: tu sabe dar risada em português
You: so i realise
You: i was trying to use google translate to chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I spent the conversation thinking I was successfully using google translate to have a conversation with a fin only to find out they were Brazillian.

BaconZombie · 02-04-2009 7:56pm

First attempt = FAIL

Stranger: Ronaldo.
You: KRIEG?
Stranger: Ronaldo.
You: KRIEG?
Stranger: ein/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Look like people don't like the Irish

You: ?
Stranger: aloha!
You: Noodle
Stranger: what?
You: Noodle = Hello in Irish
Stranger: r u a irish?
You: yes
Stranger: oh ****

BaconZombie · 02-04-2009 8:20pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is that you?
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: I missed you.
You: Really? Are you really the voice in my head?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I missed you to.
Stranger: It's been a while, hasn't it?
Stranger: Oh how time flies.
You: Yes, since I've been lock away in this place....
Stranger: Have you stopped taking those damn pills?
You: I finally found out it was the blue pills that were keeeping you away
Stranger: Yes.. They were killing me.
You: I know, now I can return to serving Trogdor
Stranger: Trogdor is a son of a bitch.
Stranger: Don't listen to him.
You: But he always has fresh bacon
Stranger: He means to harm you.
Stranger: His intentions are sinister.
Stranger: Don't trust him.
Stranger: Have you seen what he's done?
You: ....Ok,,,,,
Stranger: Entire vilages burned to the ground
You: He told he that was just because they would not share the Bacon
Stranger: There was no bacon.
Stranger: There was never any bacon.
You: !?!?!?!!?
Stranger: It was all a lie created by Trogdor himself.
You: My world is falling down around me.....
Stranger: Bacon does not exist.
Stranger: Quick, hide!
Stranger: The F.B.I.
Stranger: They're here.
Stranger: They want to use you for there new gentic testing!
Stranger: There's a key under your matress
Stranger: Get out of here.
You: ok, I've take the tank
Stranger: Okay. Blow those bitches to hell.
You: ...... Help me I don't want to be given the T-Virus again.....
Stranger: You already got it, I'm afraid.
Stranger: You'll be infected in a matter of hours.
Stranger: Make these last few hours ****ing count.
You: Bbbuuutttttt, I'm ok.......,
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: WHAT THE FU-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ibarelycare · 02-04-2009 9:03pm

I love this site! I need more friends

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: i'm going to do a poo at paul's!

Stranger: nice

You: ooooooh yeah

Stranger: and im going to do a pii

Stranger: do you like carrots?

You: yeah i was watching it, what did you think? i'm glad the storyline's finished now

You: dragged on way too long

You: i was screaming at danielle for WEEKS to tell ronnie

Stranger: well its truth

Stranger: i prefer grapes

You: you're right, archie is an evil bastard, but he's a great actor

You: what do you think will happen with him and ronnie now?

You: tbh i think phil should beat the **** out of him

Stranger: i think that him and ronnie are gays

Stranger: what do you think about that?

You: i see where you're coming from that violence isn't the answer but in this instance he deserved it

You: i mean it's his fault his granddaughter's dead

Stranger: could be

Stranger: but they like penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cunny-Funt · 02-04-2009 9:25pm

Boeyenk wrote: »

Very bad\Sad to imitate the BloodNinja

I disagree, its the perfect place to do so. I was pretty surprised that no one knew what I was doing and actually thought I was typing all that.

I did it a good few times and no one recognised it at all. & you know what? I'd do it again too! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA

**edit**

LOL:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WHO WANTS TO VID CHAT?
You: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Stranger: AIM?
Stranger: ICHAT?
You: I'm a Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Stranger: oh snawp
Stranger: im kinda shy so ill have to see that dick first
You: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Stranger: ill let you grind my pussy as hard as you want
Stranger: do u have aim?
You: Rhinoceruses don't grind.
Stranger: i dont care what they do
Stranger: as long as you nail this sh*t
You: Rhinoceruses don't nail anything. They f*cking charge your ass.
Stranger: i like
You: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Stranger: ohh ya
You: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Stranger: i think a rhinocerus and anal and perfect for this hot pussy
You: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head.
Stranger: vid chat?
You: My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor.
Stranger: aim??
You: You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: do you wanna video chat?
Stranger: ur kinda creepin me out
You: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: you sound horny
Stranger: lets do this
You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: whats ur aim screename?
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: ill add u
Stranger: oh and whats ur name by they way
Stranger: so i know what to moan
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Stranger: hello?
You: Baby?
Stranger: hey what is ur AIM screename?
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
Stranger: okay heres the deal
Stranger: you can give me ur screename and we can cyber
Stranger: or i can leave
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Stranger: 3....
Stranger: 2.......
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Stranger: 1......
You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Stranger: k im gone
You: Baby?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lofkinL the fun you can have with these people with copy and paste.

Quazzie · 03-04-2009 3:48pm

You: ola?

Stranger: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: ola senor!

Stranger: como estas

You: WTF

Stranger: muy bien

You: speak english man

Stranger: why

Stranger: what is ola?

You: because I can't speak spanish

Stranger: me neither

You: ola is Irish for hello

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ola then

You: it might also be spanish but the stole it from us.

You: asl?

Stranger: 25

Stranger: you stole pub from us!

You: pub is short for publican house and that english

You: The only thing we ever stole is the heart of a fair maiden

Stranger: or its short for pubes

You: no i think you pubes is short for pubic hair.

You: Whats ET short for?

Stranger: enemy territory

You: no because he has short legs

Stranger: wha?

You: ET - Phone home?

Stranger: extra terrestrial

You: read over it again. ..... and prepare to laugh

Stranger: i did. and dont get it

You: This convo is full of WIN

You: Game

Stranger: whats win?

You: You just lost it

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You: Oh ****. I knew he'd find me!

You: Now you know how to copy and paste ho about you practise with your parents bank details. Try post them here

Stranger: 65465453-154654

Stranger: hah i did it

Stranger: you thought i couldnt

You: Wow thats really good. Now see can you do it with their social security number

Stranger: 165418-5647

Stranger: whats next, whats next

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Stranger: ive seen also other nerds pull this game **** on me

You: Who you calling a nerd niggah?

Stranger: who else would copypaste this **** here

You: /b/

Davie_m · 04-04-2009 12:38am

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Stranger: im horny
You: howdy horny
You: how are things?
Stranger: hard
Stranger: LOLZ
You: ye its tough these days with the recession and all
You: but dont worry things will get better
Stranger: LOL
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Gillo · 04-04-2009 2:32pm

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You: Hey hey
Stranger: my my
Stranger: you know that song?
You: No but you can sing it to me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYV6PAckr5w
Stranger: there's me singing
You: I like to wake up to the sound of singing
Stranger: me too!
You: No way, you have youtube??? I can't use it here
Stranger: is it blocked?
You: I miss the singing, now I'm deaf
Stranger: you're in China?

You: no hospital
Stranger: oh, what happened?
You: the firewall blocks many things
Stranger: like engine from the passenger compartment
You: My company went bankrupt and I borrowed money from the wrong sort of people, i couldn't pay it back, so well they did some pretty nasty stuff
Stranger: that doesn't sound nice

Stranger: what did your company do?
You: It's all good though, the doctor's say it won't leave a permanent scar
You: we sold property
Stranger: like real estate?
You: the funny thing is. you know how you can buy organs on he black market, well I borrowed half a million, lost my ears and all, but I can buy "donor" ears for 20 thousand each!! I can actually make a profit on this
You: yeah, basiclly real estate, the recession didn't really help
Stranger: I've learned that now isn't the best time to sell
Stranger: you still have that .5 mil?
You: the only problem is, it's only places like India or bangledash where there's a blackmarket in body parts, so I'd have to get a black persons ears
You: I'm not racist but I think I'd look funny (being white) with black ears
You: I have about half the money left
You: so what do you do
Stranger: study
You: oh cool, what do you study?
You: Do you use MSN?
Stranger: business...
Stranger: nope, I try to stay away from Microsoft

You: It's a good area to get into?
Stranger: well, it depends how the economy turns into

You: I used to use it, but then got into skype but my earphones keep falling off
You: it's tricky with no ears

Stranger: must be
You: have you seen the film hostel?
Stranger: no?
You: I was thinking maybe, just maybe if there is such a place they could source me a white guys ears
You: Oh, you should watch it, it's quite good
Stranger: ok, I write a note to myself for watching it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do you have any other qualifications regarding ears
Stranger: just that they have to be white
You: yeah I don't mean to be fussy, but I mean just say you loved me and I asked you to marry me, whould it not put you off if I had funny ears
You: maybe I could get the black ones and jsut go on a sun bed quite a lot???
Stranger: or try the treatments that Michael Jackson's had
Stranger: but only for ears
You: i thought he had a genetic disorder? anyway he's not my type, I'd rather marry someone not famous
You: and female
You: also I'm thirty so I'm about twenty years too old for him
Stranger: actually I'm not familiar with his epicrisis either
You: ok, I'm gonna have to go, it was very nice talking, but the nurse is coming over, he's got the gay and I think he fancies me, he keeps giving me bed baths
You: I'm getting kinda used to them now and if I think of a hot chick it doesn't really count does it?
Stranger: no, I don't think it does
Stranger: good luck anyway

li@mo · 04-04-2009 6:04pm

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: lovely weather

Stranger: yes *-*

You: serious stuff altogether

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Jesus Wept · 04-04-2009 7:05pm

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You: hi
Stranger: Você viu alguem dizendo "Luiza kdkd" ?
Hola, ¿ Donde has estado ? (8) Anahí Giovanna, eu te amo tanto, você não tem noção *-*
Beatriz, kdkd ?
You: I had one of those once but the wheel broke off...

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Stranger: Hello, I'm Jewish.
You: jewish or jew-ish?

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Simply Red · 05-04-2009 12:41am

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Stranger: hello stranger do you want to chat?
You: id love to
Stranger: what would you like to chat about?
You: where you from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you
You: from ireland
Stranger: ooh man?
You: yep
Stranger: where abouts?
You: in dublin
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: we like the irish accent!!
Stranger: how old?
You: 20, where in england ya from?
Stranger: 25 and 24 2 x girls
Stranger: oxford
You: dear diary, jackpot!
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something i said?:o

05-04-2009 10:01pm

You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: how old r U
You: same.. in ireland
Stranger: ditto
You: county?
Stranger: boards?
You: lol
You: yea
Stranger: galway
You: same.. jesus christ

conversation went on after that... :P

SlipperyPeople · 05-04-2009 10:55pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: how old r U
You: same.. in ireland
Stranger: ditto
You: county?
Stranger: boards?
You: lol
You: yea
Stranger: galway
You: same.. jesus christ

conversation went on after that... :P

the exact same thing happened to me....................trippy.................

dez_warlock · 05-04-2009 10:58pm

Stranger: hi nwhats up?
You: Hey
You: Where you from?
Stranger: MA... you?
You: Ireland
Stranger: which state?
You: Cork
Stranger: what?
Stranger: never heard of it.... which state?
You: Cork, i'm from Ireland
You: not the USA
Stranger: oh the couuntry!
You: yeah
Stranger: cool - your from England
Stranger: I love england!
You: no, ireland
You: very different country
Stranger: is it? cool
You: it's near england though
Stranger: i've been to england when i was young ... we visited edinborough
You: edinburgh is in Scotland, not england
You: geography isn't your strong point, is it?
Stranger: yeah, okay... probably not!
Stranger: what do you do in the UK?

SarahJ · 05-04-2009 11:00pm

I'm addicted to this website. I haven't bumped into a boardsie yet though

05-04-2009 11:07pm

brmccfc wrote: »

the exact same thing happened to me....................trippy.................

and i definately didn't know that was your screen-name by the end of omegle chat... :cool:

spinandscribble · 06-04-2009 9:32am

i just had a very entertaining chat about greek poetry and philosophy.

SarahJ · 06-04-2009 1:03pm

I got a handy website from someone on it

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

polishpaddy · 07-04-2009 4:13am

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You: ever see american psycho?

Stranger: i wish

You: why not?

You: you got tv?

Stranger: idk. never got aorund ot it

Stranger: yea

You: jesus you must be busy

Stranger: lol. yupp

You: lifes what happens when your busy

You: so what is it your to busy for?

Stranger: drugs

You: thats all?

Stranger: drugs and schol

Stranger: school*

You: ah good mix

Stranger: hell yea

You: so your going to college?

Stranger: im actually in highschool

You: ah you've a long way to go

Stranger: prly not going to college tho

You: and many drugs to try

Stranger: deffnitly

You: why not?

Stranger: school just isnt my thing

You: is a trade more your style?

Stranger: yea

You: good stuff

You: get your trade and **** school

You: and **** any girl you know

Stranger: xactly

Stranger: 2 years at the tech then im done

You: as when your older youll not get any lol

Stranger: u do drugs?

You: and watch ever see american psycho !!!!!!!

You: i did all drugs

You: lol

Stranger: all of em??

You: im going to invade china tomorrow

You: wanna help me?

Stranger: sweet?

Stranger: sure

You: sweets no

You: lol

You: i got a 9mm

You: what u got?

Stranger: i want one

Stranger: ive got...

Stranger: hodl on

Stranger: a big stick?

You: lol

You: i got rocks and shoes

You: and a few eggs

Stranger: lol. i have a puppy

You: we might do some major damage

You: lol

You: how far can you throw him?

Stranger: as far as i can trust him. haha.

You: oh our ****ed so lol

You: hey its 4am im in ireland

You: ur from america?

Stranger: yea

You: cool

Stranger: its only like 10

You: ah

You: well im up in 4 hours

You: so have a gud night

You: and stay out of trouble

You: or ill kick ur ass

You:

Stranger: lol

Stranger: later

You: be good goodlck

cherryghost · 07-04-2009 10:28am

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You: hello?

Stranger: **** OF SON OF BITCH

You: haha

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07-04-2009 8:20pm

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Stranger: http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=r4h96jbv1qd3ml0f02lejt5iqqyjdu
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2x__9vAtVI
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that took about a second. she ctrl+v instantly so i did too..

Turd Ferguson · 08-04-2009 11:01am

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: blake, you?
You: Kvein
Stranger: hi kevin
You: no no no its Kvein. my parents are dyslexic
Stranger: huh?
You: Yeah they are a bit mongo and they put kvein on my birth cert. idiots
Stranger: oh wow. that sucks lol
You: Yeah, its ok though. I get my own back by raping them daily
You: you still there?

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GrumPy · 08-04-2009 5:32pm

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You: finland?
Stranger: yes
You: ffs
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Stranger: hi
You: where from?
You: hi
Stranger: u?
You: not finland anyway
Stranger: haha villtalk
You: everyones from stupid finland
Stranger: villatalk?
You: villtalk?
You: wat
Stranger: no ok then

AnonoBoy · 12-04-2009 7:10pm

You: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME DAMN IT!!!!
Stranger: okay
You: *phew*
You: That was close
You: You gave me quite a scare there Shep
Stranger: sorry..
You: you can't go playing in traffic like that
You: None of the other dogs do
You: I think I'm going to have to put you back on the leash
Stranger: NO >:(
You: Sorry ol' buddy but it's for the best
You: C'mere Shep
You: Stop struggling
Stranger: no i dont wanna
You: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Stranger: NO
You: Now let me get this muzzle on you
You: damn dog
You: Stop biting
Stranger: 8)
You: Gah!
You: Now
You: I'm going to tie you up in the back yard
You: and you can lick your balls for the rest of the day
Stranger: that is SO mean
You: Well tough
You: you're a dog
You: you can't complain
Stranger: animal hater
You: Stupid Mutt
Stranger: im gonna bite youre crazy bitch ass
You: Shoulda got you neutered when we are the vet's last week
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truecrippler · 12-04-2009 7:33pm

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Stranger: hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: the sky is up
Stranger: kkk
You: ?
Stranger: ?
You: kkk? racist?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ....
Stranger: why?
You: Are you sure?
You: You said "kkk".
You: Ku Klux Klan
Stranger: ¬¬
You: Thats not cool man
You: tut tut
Stranger: kkk = hahaha
Stranger: ¬¬
You: I don't think so.
You: I'm going to report you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
You: :O Racist
You: Stop it please.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
You: That's not nice.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
You: Omegle me bollox.
Stranger: fcuk
Stranger: u
Stranger: bitch
You: Schweeeeeeh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A-Trak · 12-04-2009 9:35pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: SARAH CONNOR?
Stranger: Sh1t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tom65 · 13-04-2009 12:44am

This is my new favourite thing:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: im a man
Stranger: 23
Stranger: london
You: good for you, im a man too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

talk to a complete stranger!!!!

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