OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

Bitta maniac 2000 :pac:

Angron wrote: »

Ah life, you cruel bítch. Today has been one long pain in the ass.

Sure, tis almost over!

So tired. Was in boxing class tonight and then the cinema after.

I was REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY embarrassed when I arrived to class though. My trainers both stopped me to congratulate me on my weight loss and were saying how they could really see the difference in my body shape and fitness levels over the past few weeks. They asked me why I was so determined, and I mentioned that I have a target to reach, aside from the target that they know about. They ended up forcing me to tell them the target (previously only Marty knew because I was keeping it a secret). After I told them, they said they'll murder me if I start to get lazy in class. :pac: I love them.


How's everyone tonight? My poor arms are wrecked!

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

Congrats though! Always nice to see someone with constructive passion taking control of their life. I try to live by "if you don't like something, change it"

Ha, thanks. I think that way myself tbh, but I HATE my trainers or friends commenting on it. I get really embarrassed because it's a reminder that I haven't yet hit my targets, so I don't think anyone should be happy with me til I reach them. :pac:

Then one of the girls I chat a little bit to heard them and started congratulating me, too.

Apparently I have no choice in the matter, my trainers will be posting my before and after pics on Facebook in 6 weeks. I made them refrain from posting them from November til now, but apparently I'm one of the biggest success stories, so have no choice now because it's advertising for them. :pac: I don't want people seeing me in a tracksuit with no make up and my hair slicked back!

Killer_banana wrote: »

I think people will be too amazed by how much you've managed to lose than to notice you're lack of make-up or what you're wearing. Seriously, fair play. You're doing great.

Pft, I'll notice! :pac: I don't care about the weight loss too much tbh. I don't think it's a big deal. I'm happy to reach targets I have, but eh, my health is all that's important to me and I'm healthy as I am, so I don't think much about weight loss.

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Eso, I have to say, you're dedication is pretty inspiring! You're doing so bloody well! I just wish it was contagious!

It IS contagious! Seriously, I had become soooooo lazy over the past 6 months. I'd go to class, but wasn't too stressed about eating properly, never really did any extra exercise. Then, after talking to Marty every single day about diet, nutrition, exercise, giving him tips when he needed them, and then seeing how great he's doing at gaining weight, it inspired me a bit and made me more determined to hit my targets.

Can't be letting him get all toned and bulked up if I'm gonna be a flabby mess! :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I don't think id do well wuth a trainer. The thing about me is im a cheeky cow, if they shout at me I'll just shout back.

'Cause I don't shout back? :pac:

I give them as much abuse as they give me, but I get aggressive and work harder while I'm doing it, because I want them to STFU. :pac:

I actually had to box with one of the female trainers tonight, so embarrassing. She's unreal at it, but she said I was one of the fastest at the 'jabs' section of the sparring we did out of anyone she's trained with, so I must have done something right. Literally had sweat dripping from my face onto the floor, such a sexy sight. :pac:

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Evenin' all. Did ye miss me? Sorry, had some stuff going on...

Anyway, new OTB thread, looks nice in here. :pac: @ Eso and CC, well done ladies, fair play. Since the bike accident, I just can't get back into training. Even more so now, I just don't have time but I miss it and hope to get back to it soon. The boxing club has a cross-fit class on a Saturday at 12 so I might start going to that to get back into it.

On a tattoo related note, going back to my guy tomorrow to get another addition to the sleeve. He's doing Hannibal Lecter. Unsure of placement yet, either bicep or tricep. Either way, it's gonna hurt like a bitch!

I feckin' missed you! I even pmd you! Hope things are going a bit better now, and like I said earlier, I'm always here if you need anything. x

Take your time getting back into it, especially if you have a load of shít on your plate already. That said, exercise = endorphins = lifted mood.

Ooh, I'd say that'd hurt a fair bit all right! Pics after?

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I feckin' missed you! I even pmd you! Hope things are going a bit better now, and like I said earlier, I'm always here if you need anything. x

Take your time getting back into it, especially if you have a load of shít on your plate already. That said, exercise = endorphins = lifted mood.

Ooh, I'd say that'd hurt a fair bit all right! Pics after?

Awww, thanks! You mean you missed the abuse!!

Yeah well, went in last week to have a look at the new premises (it was a Thursday so was ladies night) the coach kept them waiting for 15 minutes while we were bouncing ideas off each other. :pac: Seems he's as eager to get me back in as I am about going back! YAY!

Ah yeah, I'll get a few and throw them up. Back down again in 2 weeks to work on the next on which will either be Jason or Pennywise.

Fingers crossed it goes well for ya and you can get back into it. And yes, I did miss the abuse! :pac:

Jealous! I want more tattoos. But then again, I did get one like, last week, so that'll do for now. :pac:

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Fingers crossed it goes well for ya and you can get back into it. And yes, I did miss the abuse! :pac:

Aye, it's been a while, I'll have to ease myself back into it! (giving abuse that is! LOL)

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Jealous! I want more tattoos. But then again, I did get one like, last week, so that'll do for now. :pac:

Yeah, seen that. Very cool. Did it hurt getting it done there?

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Aye, it's been a while, I'll have to ease myself back into it!



Yeah, seen that. Very cool. Did it hurt getting it done there?

Make sure you do, 'cause back when you started exercising again a few months ago, you were doing mad amounts! You don't wanna hurt yourself.


Thanks. Aye, it hurt a little bit. None of my others did, but I'm assuming this one hurt a bit because it was done in an area where I have no fat, my calves are really toned so it was a bitch to get done. The artist said I handle the pain better than any bloke though, probably because I ignored it and chatted away to him and my mates. :pac:

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Make sure you do, 'cause back when you started exercising again a few months ago, you were doing mad amounts! You don't wanna hurt yourself.


Thanks. Aye, it hurt a little bit. None of my others did, but I'm assuming this one hurt a bit because it was done in an area where I have no fat, my calves are really toned so it was a bitch to get done. The artist said I handle the pain better than any bloke though, probably because I ignored it and chatted away to him and my mates. :pac:

I can honestly say that the only tattoo I've ever almost hit the limit with were my feet. And at that both artists said I sat like a champ. I was dangerously close to tapping out when I was getting my cover up.

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Aye, so far I have from my knee to foot planned on my right leg, and thigh to knee on the left. Love to be wonky, me

Wow!! Good stuff. What's the plans on what you're gonna do? When are you gonna get it started?

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Sounds class!! Can't wait to see the finished article!

I can't wait to get them, stupid brokeness