Microwave and Time Machine forum

29-12-2007 2:18pm

I'm really proud of this. Ever since the summer I had this biro, right, and on the biro it was written - "Season's Greetings '07"! It was a friggin' christmas biro from the future! It's outdated now, but still, who else had one from the future ??

PokerChild · 29-12-2007 11:52pm

6th for mod.

Orion · 29-12-2007 11:57pm

PokerChild wrote: »

6th for mod.

He's actually a better mod when he's 7th.

JIZZLORD · 30-12-2007 8:36pm

PokerChild wrote: »

6th for mod.

nah, we need to keep him in a mod-less state for another while, it keeps him on his toes!

KTRIC · 03-01-2008 11:38pm

Can someone jump ahead to next tuesday and see if this forum gets the go ahead ?

Seth Brundle · 03-01-2008 11:44pm

Right I'm back now - it does get the go ahead!

Seth Brundle · 03-01-2008 11:45pm

I'll head over to Tuesday and see - BRB!

Seth Brundle · 03-01-2008 11:46pm

Hmmm, my microwave timer keypad must be slightly out!

KTRIC · 03-01-2008 11:52pm

Lol, get the cheap Kenwood 850w did we ??

typical N00b mistake, arriving before he left :rolleyes:

Seth Brundle · 04-01-2008 12:32am

Naw - its a crappy Aldi battery pack causing the timer to be out. You get what you pay for I guess!

Victor · 04-01-2008 1:55am

KTRIC wrote: »

typical N00b mistake, arriving before he left :rolleyes:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1129/

leninbenjamin · 04-01-2008 5:24am

Victor wrote: »

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1129/

OMG THEY RIPPED OFF WHAT I DID!!!

i will sue for copyright i thinks.
or did i do that already...

JIZZLORD · 04-01-2008 7:48pm

KTRIC wrote: »

Lol, get the cheap Kenwood 850w did we ??

got this shitbox at home. it's useless
http://www.dealclick.co.uk/ukimgs/image/462351.jpg

Jesus Wept · 09-01-2008 2:32pm

JIZZLORD wrote: »

got this shitbox at home. it's useless
http://www.dealclick.co.uk/ukimgs/image/462351.jpg

There is an old proverb around these parts....

'A bad time-traveler blames his microwave.'

JIZZLORD · 09-01-2008 6:38pm

i blame kenwood and their shoddy machinery

phantom_lord · 13-01-2008 6:18am

*bump* of support

Jesus Wept · 14-01-2008 4:34am

phantom_lord wrote: »

*bump* of support

A 100 virgins will be waiting for you in Heaven my friend.

Sexy virgins, very experienced, love you long time, and so forth.

Oman · 16-01-2008 7:49pm

the space time continuum must be really screwed by now, last time i checked this forum was created 2 weeks ago now i checked again and its another 4 weeks till this forum gets created, too much time travelling methinks

Orion · 18-01-2008 4:09am

Finally this forum has been approved!

For those with the requisite equipment you can post there then.

Jesus Wept · 29-01-2008 4:55pm

Slow Motion · 29-01-2008 5:55pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

That's one of the coolest ones they have done!

AlmightyCushion · 29-01-2008 6:02pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

Way to screw up the space time continuum. :rolleyes:

KTRIC · 29-01-2008 6:37pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Way to screw up the space time continuum. :rolleyes:

F*cking amatures, everyone knows if you want to create a time destortion singularity you have to use Quail eggs :rolleyes:

Jesus Wept · 29-01-2008 7:03pm

Indeed, it wasn't a time travel thing, just fun with microwaves.

Zaph · 29-01-2008 7:47pm

What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?

KTRIC · 29-01-2008 8:26pm

Zaph wrote: »

What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?

WHOA there Nelly !!!! :eek:

Don't even suggest that, the consequences would be catastrophic to say the least.

Seth Brundle · 29-01-2008 10:10pm

Zaph wrote: »

What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?

It largely depends on whether the inner microwave is switched on. However, assuming it is (and they have a similar plate turning speed) then what can happen is that if the outer one is turning in the opposite direction to the inner one they tend to counteract each other and nothing happens.

Unfortunately, if you remember from 2062, as in the CDM Labs Vs Bosch judgement, it was revealed that CDM who were doing research in this area had tested microwaves in this manner where the two plates were turning in the same direction. CDM tried to blame Bosch for the design flaw but the court found that the loss of the seven lab technicians was down to recklesness by CDM. It turned out that all seven technicians were brought through time in a forwards and backwards manner repeatedly that it somehow imploded them.

I was always tempted to go forward in time and warn them but we all know the dangers there!

neuro-praxis · 31-01-2008 12:44pm

If this forum is not created, I will be forced to set myself on fire. Again.

JIZZLORD · 31-01-2008 4:26pm

nice ransom but everyone knows that ddos attacks against boards are the only way forward*

* Jizzlord does not condone or support such actions

Victor · 31-01-2008 7:57pm

neuro-praxis wrote: »

If this forum is not created, I will be forced to set myself on fire. Again.

Hawt!

Seth Brundle · 31-01-2008 10:04pm

Can we bring some marshmallows and watch?

Jesus Wept · 05-02-2008 6:29pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XNh8i4nqI8

Orion · 08-02-2008 4:00pm

Seth Brundle · 08-02-2008 11:33pm

Excellent!

kevin216 · 11-02-2008 8:09pm

yay

Capt'n Midnight · 11-02-2008 11:12pm

I put 1c into a bank account as you do. When I went to collect my fortune, turned out that the original bank charges made me overdrawn and each year I owed them more. Barely made it back to the machine. It'll be a while before I show my face in 9752 again

JIZZLORD · 11-02-2008 11:23pm

an amateur mistake, just because it worked in futurama doesnt mean it works in reality

the_syco · 11-02-2008 11:34pm

Rejoice my brothers! I have come from the future* where this forum has already been created**

*may be a lie
**total b||ox

Orion · 12-02-2008 12:24am

I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.

randylonghorn · 12-02-2008 12:55am

Macros42 wrote: »

I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.

*snigger*

Yeah, and they paid a bounty for every such account fingered too! \o/

I mean ... well, I heard that they did ... >_>

Capt'n Midnight · 12-02-2008 12:57am

Macros42 wrote: »

I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.

got it

I'll put €50 in two accounts and setup a direct debit so that every few years a couple of quid goes between them. go me. I'll then convert it to gold and brings it home.

[edit]bugger :mad: turns out the gold was irriadiated during a robbery at Fort Knox years ago, nice and safe when I picked it up but going back in time restored it to it's previous state bugger :mad:[edit]

Capt'n Midnight · 12-02-2008 1:08am

hmmm I might not need all the money thanks to my new business plan.

Take some nuclear waste, pop it in the old bing-bong, set the timer, have a nice cup of tea and before you can say "ding !" it's so old it all decayed into the finest roofing lead money can buy

Bound to be some venture capital for that

Seth Brundle · 20-02-2008 12:11am

I know the admins may be sceptics of this forum but this may help...
Time travellers from the future 'could be here in weeks' - Telegraph
Still some of us already know the eventual outcome

Jesus Wept · 20-02-2008 12:29pm

kbannon wrote: »

I know the admins may be sceptics of this forum but this may help...
Time travellers from the future 'could be here in weeks' - Telegraph
Still some of us already know the eventual outcome

Perhaps they are, no one on this thread is getting antsy, we are as calm as Hindu Cows.

:cool:

AlmightyCushion · 20-02-2008 5:33pm

We've already got our first help desk thread and the forum hasn't been created yet.

Hagar wrote: »

How did that happen?

I'm not too sure but I think it happened some time next week.

Hagar · 20-02-2008 7:06pm

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I think we have a time flux leak somewhere.

How did that happen?

AlmightyCushion · 20-02-2008 7:11pm

I think we have a time flux leak somewhere.

Capt'n Midnight · 20-02-2008 9:08pm

it's all good as long as you don't stray onto a different time line

I remember the time I put instant coffee into the microwave and set the timer ... to cut a long story short the cat didn't show up for another week

Orion · 22-02-2008 8:18pm

This forum could have saved Paul's life if it had been created 1 week from now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-Q3mg81Do

Tusky · 23-02-2008 3:50pm

-5 from me.

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