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The best/worst night of passion

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    #122
    Valmont
    Registered Users Posts: 5,856 ✭✭✭Valmont


    We should all club in a fiver so we can encourage the OP to give us a photo. This thread is a serious contender for thread of the year 2009.


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    #123
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    busted flush wrote: »
    i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life

    It worries me that you have to say that!

    On a scale of 1 to 10, where would this rate?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #124
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    busted flush wrote: »
    i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life

    Stop putting yourself down. That can't be true.


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    #125
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Imagine in the years to come, a young couple who are about to get married have decided to come clean about all the bad things in the past.

    The bride to be has just finished telling her fiancee about some of the bad things she's done in her past. She's feeling pretty bad and hopes he won't judge her too harshly.

    Then he turns to her and say's " Well one time i got drunk at a funeral and rode my aunt and gave her chlymidia."

    That will be a priceless moment.:D


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    #126
    TeletextPear
    Registered Users Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    ahhh this has to be the biggest spoof ever but i desperatly want it to be real so ill believe it

    high five op!!! :D


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    #127
    NADA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭NADA


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Just dont do what these guys did


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    Holy fcuk that song is actually catchy!


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    #128
    Kirnsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    be honest OP......how many times during the night did you think....


    "jaysus ... im fooking me aunt!!!"


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    #129
    cos!!
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭cos!!


    thought this was a thread from the gods earlier!funniest scenario ever, couldnt stop laughing!but now with the more info i.e. std, no condom, hot triplet..........bull****!!!

    i really want to believe it though :D


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    #130
    fearandloathing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭fearandloathing


    incest, triplets, std's.. this has to be a crock o sh*te.. still thread of the year for me so far though!!! :D


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    #131
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    A little far fetched but I don't want it to end....please too much entertainment value here!


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    #132
    michellie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    halfinch wrote: »
    Have you been in contact with her since?? Is she your aunt please explain :o:o

    Is that who I think it is?? :D:D hi lady


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    #133
    busted flush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    fearandloathing wrote: »
    incest, triplets, std's.. this has to be a crock o sh*te.. still thread of the year for me so far though!!! :D

    i wish it was


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    #134
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Ok dude, did this just happen at the weekend??? Can you not just block it out? Pretend it never happened??

    Are you really tellin the truth???


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    #135
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    So.....was she any good?


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    #136
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    "hey dad, I need your advice. i was with a lady recently, and she's going away soon. it was all a bit heat of the moment, and I made a mistake. I had unprotected sex.....

    I may also have an STD...

    what do I do? I can't just forget this, and I need to man up and tell her everything.

    Oh yeah, it was your sister.


    any chance of a tenner?"


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    #137
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    busted flush wrote: »
    i wish it was

    Are you for real. There is no way anything youve posted thus far in this thread is real. Do you even have a aunty.

    Anyways if it is true, and you have really fallen that badly for her. Sure just head of to Nigeria and shack up with her. No one will be any the wiser.

    Are all three auntys identical. I think you sould give the other two the once over. Just in case.


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    #138
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    busted flush wrote: »
    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

    Yeah

    Keep your mouth shut and hope your family is not reading this. You lucky devil!


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    #139
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Wait, wait, wait. Some guys comes on, makes up a story about shagging his aunt and people believe it? On the internet? On After Hours?


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    #140
    kevmy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    Yeah I can't believe no one has exploited the Nigeria angle yet. I mean an estranged auntie who is a triplet and going to Nigeria with a STD. If the OP is telling the truth sick and wrong, if not a career as an Eastenders script writer is clearly in order


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    #141
    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    The thread title is slightly misleading - should it not be 'I serviced my auntie'.


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    #142
    hallelujah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 584 ✭✭✭hallelujah


    There are alot of gullible people on here.


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    #143
    pagancornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭pagancornflake


    busted flush wrote: »
    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

    You seem pretty proud of your incest (since you are posting it on boards). Put it on your CV. Something maybe in your achievements section. "I was captain of the rugby team in 06/07, I formed a theatre group and made a substantial amount of money one summer, won an inter college debating final, had awesome sex with my aunt at a funeral, etc etc.


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    #144
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    starn wrote: »
    Are you for real. There is no way anything youve posted thus far in this thread is real. Do you even have a aunty.
    course he does. She's probably called Mary. Everyone has an auntie Mary.


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    #145
    anonymous_joe
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    hallelujah wrote: »
    There are alot of gullible people on here.

    Blind hope?


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    #146
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    hallelujah wrote: »
    There are alot of gullible people on here.

    Great post there, Broseph, we'd never have conasidered he was anything other than 100% sincere in his posting.


    OP, please ignore the doubters. Regale us with further tales of adventure you have submitted your spotted dickens to.


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    #147
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    LD 50 wrote: »
    course he does. She's probably called Mary. Everyone has an auntie Mary.

    maybe all of the auntie triplets were called Mary, to avoid confusion.


    OP, are you sure you called out the right aunt's name while in the throes of sexual ecstasy?


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    #148
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    ROFL


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    #149
    MMD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭MMD


    I think we all know who needs to sort this one out folks:

    "Jerry Jerry"

    One sick problem for one sick puppy


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    #150
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    how would you rate her "O" face?


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    #151
    ham_n_mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    This has to be bull, but all the same, anybody on here who was at a funeral last weekend is thinking "did cousin jimmy bone mammy?"


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