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The best/worst night of passion

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  • 16-02-2009 11:51am
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    busted flush
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    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?
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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    You had great sex, you certainly didn't "make love" - there's a world of difference.

    Second time probably wouldn't be as good as it won't be as charged with emotion & sexual energy as the first.

    But feck it, you've had it now leave her go.

    .

    ***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

    Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).


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    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Your aunt!

    If you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the family eh!


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    #4
    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    personal issues
    >


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    celt262
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    Mairt wrote: »
    You had great sex, you certainly didn't "make love" - there's a world of difference.

    Second time probably wouldn't be as good as it won't be as charged with emotion & sexual energy as the first.

    But feck it, you've had it now leave her go.

    .

    ***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

    Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).

    :eek:


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    #6
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,845 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    milf?

    You gotta mind the cougars


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    papajimsmooth wrote: »
    personal issues
    >

    Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.


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    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    So, you had sex with your aunt?

    Yeah I have a suggestion; leave it, let it go, drop it, forget about it, cease, desist, resist, retreat, stop, arrest.


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    biko
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    Go to Nigeria and be a nurse assistant.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Mairt wrote: »
    Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.

    I fully agree!

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    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    Mairt wrote: »
    Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.

    Alright then.
    I suggest he rubbers up then :pac:


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    #12
    petes
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    All I can say is Jaysus!!!


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    #13
    AnonoBoy
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    You do realise that estranged sister doesn't mean the same thing as adopted sister, right?


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    CountingCrows
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    busted flush wrote: »
    Any suggestions?

    Anal


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    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    busted flush wrote: »
    Any suggestions?

    Oh I don't know...don't admit you ****ed someone in your family?


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    So, you had sex with your aunt?

    Yeah I have a suggestion; leave it, let it go, drop it, forget about it, cease, desist, resist, retreat, stop, arrest.


    Like he's gonna forget riding his aunt!..

    We won't even forget he rode his aunt by the time this thread dies :P


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    OldGoat
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    You were smoking at a funeral? Thats just outragious. Have you no shame?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    OldGoat wrote: »
    You were smoking at a funeral? Thats just outragious. Have you no shame?


    It was probably a cremation, have some respect..

    :P


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    [Deleted User]
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    How was her growler Op? :p


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    The Master
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    You slept with your aunt?

    Dude.........wow


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    #21
    Stephen
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    /orders truckload of popcorn


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    #22
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You do realise that estranged sister doesn't mean the same thing as adopted sister, right?

    No it doesn't. It means they don't speak or don't get on.


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    minidazzler
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    Obviously there is only one thing you can do.

    Since you are already a horrible sick little Aunty-fcuker, you might as well ride her again.


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    #24
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Mairt wrote: »
    Like he's gonna forget riding his aunt!..

    We won't even forget he rode his aunt by the time this thread dies :P

    Well then he should do everything else I suggested. Imagine he found out.

    "My son had sex with my sister? Oi, oi, oi!"


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    [Deleted User]
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    Your surname isn't Fritzl by chance?


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    #26
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Your surname isn't Fritzl by chance?


    Maybe its one of the Mathews family..
    (All sing along to the tune of The Adams Family)

    "Your sister is your mother.
    Your father is your brother.
    We all fuck one another.
    The Mathews Family... "



    :)


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    Gummy Panda
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    Ah so you had sex with your dad's estranged sist..

    wait.. wut?


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    #28
    [Deleted User]
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    hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha


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    #29
    Wagon
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    Mairt wrote: »
    Maybe its one of the Mathews family..

    I think you'll find it's any Norwich family...


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    Mint Sauce
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    busted flush wrote: »
    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

    you shagged your aunt, doesn't matter if was smokin', you shagged your aunt


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    #31
    Dragan
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    What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?


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