Donating a bag of sugar

El Horseboxo · 03-11-2010 1:28am

Turn it into lumps, go down the curragh and shower some horses with them.

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:28am

F*ck, the way you guys are reacting, I'm gonna buy me some sugar!

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:29am

i wonder if we could keep this bag of sugar circulating on adverts.ie..

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:30am

diddledum wrote: »

F*ck, the way you guys are reacting, I'm gonna buy me some sugar!

Get rashers. Men go nuts for rashers.

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:30am

diddledum wrote: »

F*ck, the way you guys are reacting, I'm gonna buy me some sugar!

These guys would lick sea salt off your body if you offered

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:31am

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:33am

Princess Peach wrote: »

These guys would lick sea salt off your body if you offered

Mmmmm..... salt.

Cjayses · 03-11-2010 1:33am

Pics or GTFO

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:35am

Cjayses wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

its pics THEN GTFO,you're doing it wrong!

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:36am

Shopping list for tomorrow updated to include; sugar, bacon and sea salt:D

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:36am

Actually, now my gigolo services will cost a bag of sugar and a jar of honey. Manuka preferably, it's good for the immune system.

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:39am

diddledum wrote: »

Shopping list for tomorrow updated to include; sugar, bacon and sea salt:D

Add some coffee, bread & eggs to that & we'll all be around for breakfast!

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:40am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Add some coffee, bread & eggs to that & we'll all be around for breakfast!

Don't forget the sausages!

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:41am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Don't forget the sausages!

And a pack of condoms, cause you are getting lucky!

Terry · 03-11-2010 1:42am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

You're good. Really good.
I doff my hat to you.

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:43am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Don't forget the sausages!

Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P

Mrs Garth Brooks · 03-11-2010 1:44am

Princess Peach wrote: »

And a pack of condoms, cause you are getting lucky!

I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:44am

diddledum wrote: »

Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P

Oh they'll bring the sausages.

Coctail size unfortunately.

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:45am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

i've given you ample opportunity,take it!

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:46am

diddledum wrote: »

Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P

Kielbasa's not really a breakfast food.

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:47am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

Ah, I think you're still way ahead of me, I've got no idea how to actually cook

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:47am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

Oh yeah, we'll all call around to yours for a bite of sugar.

No chance.

Diddledum's got the full works for the lads.

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:49am

Princess Peach wrote: »

Oh they'll bring the sausages.

Coctail size unfortunately.

It's OK - we'll drop off a saucer of milk at your place beforehand.

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:49am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Oh yeah, we'll all call around to yours for a bite of sugar.

No chance.

Diddledum's got the full works for the lads.

But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw the girl a bone!

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:51am

diddledum wrote: »

But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw the girl a bone!

girls a cock tease

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:53am

diddledum wrote: »

But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw a bone into the girl!

FYP

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:53am

purrrrrrr

VinylJunkie · 03-11-2010 2:02am

I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 2:02am

VinylJunkie wrote: »

I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.

i'd be kicking myself considering you were guaranteed your hole

TheZohanS · 03-11-2010 2:02am

Terry wrote: »

You're good. Really good.
I doff my hat to you.

I wouldn't be 100% sure Terry, I've met a couple of girls that could post threads like this and they'd be genuine.

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 2:05am

VinylJunkie wrote: »

I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.

Your loss is our gain. Giggidy.

dubtom · 03-11-2010 2:24am

Shower of amateurs on this thread, OP, crush sugar until powdery,measure in hundreds of little gram bags,go about the town offering ' a bag' to any scummery looking people you see for say, a tenner, ( move along swiftly after sale;) ) It's a win win situation, if the cops pull you, well selling sugar isn't illegal, and if your swift enough you'll be long gone before any of the scummers get out of a+e.

Morlar · 03-11-2010 2:31am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4a4znnjAE

OutlawPete · 03-11-2010 2:35am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him.

The only way a bag of sugar is gonna impress a guy is if you dip your nipples in it, and say ..

"Hey, just call me sugar tits.."

holystungun9 · 03-11-2010 2:46am

You know the wonky chair you have in your kitchen, put it under the leg of that.

your welcome:)

Irish Guitarist · 03-11-2010 3:21am

Donate it to a doctor to give to his or her patients. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

brendansmith · 03-11-2010 3:42am

Fcuk it at a passing cnut

brendansmith · 03-11-2010 3:44am

OutlawPete wrote: »

The only way a bag of sugar is gonna impress a guy is if you dip your nipples in it, and say ..

"Hey, just call me sugar tits.."

or pouring the whole bag into your vagina and firing it at him from across the room.

Mrs Garth Brooks · 03-11-2010 7:31pm

Morlar wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4a4znnjAE

Even getting that passionate kiss would have been a happy ending.

I guess he doesn't like sugar. No power to him and certainly no women. His loss.

Jordonvito · 03-11-2010 7:33pm

attack diabetics with it

Posy · 03-11-2010 7:55pm

:pac: Whip up a batch of Pacman sugar cookies, yum yum. :pac:

cleremy jarkson · 03-11-2010 7:57pm

Right, please tell me I'm not the only one to have seen this google ad on this thread!

Posy · 03-11-2010 7:58pm

LOL

Rabble Rabble · 06-11-2010 4:39am

pmcmahon wrote: »

i'd be kicking myself considering you were guaranteed your hole

yeah, after 15 cups of sugared tea and four hours of hard luck stories.

Soby · 06-11-2010 5:42am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

Would ya believe the same thing happened to me.Went and bought a bag of tea and he didnt drink it. Wanna trade

Misanthrope · 06-11-2010 6:23am

mix it 60/40 with potassium nitrate and light for creating a smokescreen to elude Batman and his ilk.Only works on the Adam West Batman.Penguin Joker Riddler, they all do it.

Havermeyer · 06-11-2010 6:29am

You'd probably have been better off sneaking into a café and nicking a few sachets.

Your OP smacks of overkill imo.

P.s.

People who take sugar in their tea are Nazis.

PanchoVilla · 06-11-2010 6:36am

nummnutts wrote: »

You'd probably have been better off sneaking into a café and nicking a few sachets.

Your OP smacks of overkill imo.

P.s.

People who take sugar in their tea are Nazis.

People who don't take sugar in their tea are communists.

People who just take all the sugar are filthy capitalists.

Havermeyer · 06-11-2010 6:48am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

People who don't take sugar in their tea are communists.

People who just take all the sugar are filthy capitalists.

I guess I'm a communist, then.

At least I've got an explanation for my Russian accent now.

AskMyChocolate · 06-11-2010 8:14am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

Yep. You can't beet it.

Donating a bag of sugar

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