Donating a bag of sugar

Mrs Garth Brooks · 03-11-2010 12:51am #1

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

TheZohanS · 03-11-2010 12:53am

Use it in the boiled rabbit dish.

abouttobebanned · 03-11-2010 12:53am

Pour it in the petrol tank of the car next door. It will make the car go faster and they will thank you for it.

pickarooney · 03-11-2010 12:54am

Divide it up into little bags and distribute it amongst your neighbours. If they're not home, just leave them outside their doors.

alwaysadub · 03-11-2010 12:55am

Make a cake?
I'll take it off your hands if you don't like cake..

Or give it to a friend/ neighbour who you know takes sugar.

squod · 03-11-2010 12:55am

sew it into your hat, a bigger head will make you seem more intelligent

KeithM89_old · 03-11-2010 12:56am

Make him some 'brownies' - thatll impress him more than the bag of sugar

RolandIRL · 03-11-2010 12:56am

wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?

Quazzie · 03-11-2010 12:57am

The next time you're really bored count how many granuals there are then divide by seven. Are you thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark?*

*some steps are missing

bronte · 03-11-2010 12:57am

Exfoliate with it.

Sanjuro · 03-11-2010 12:57am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

You know people who have very, very, very low expectations.

Mint Sauce · 03-11-2010 12:57am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YZG5ZKrL0

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 12:59am

Throw it at the next man you see, they're all bastards anyway. Alternatively, you could dress it up in baby clothes and stroll it around your neighborhood. I used to know (not personally, of course) a transvestite in Swords who used to do that, although instead of a bag of sugar he had a child's doll. Needless to say, the neighborhood kids were very, very scared of him.

ScumLord · 03-11-2010 1:01am

Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.

bigroad · 03-11-2010 1:05am

put it behind the wheel of your car ,in case your handbrake cable snaps.

Pinturicchio · 03-11-2010 1:07am

Eat it?

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:08am

Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.

smk89 · 03-11-2010 1:09am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

Yeah because paying 70c for bag of sugar makes you loaded

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:09am

ScumLord wrote: »

Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:10am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

Mrs Garth Brooks · 03-11-2010 1:10am

whiteman19 wrote: »

wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?

Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!

Rowley Birkin QC · 03-11-2010 1:11am

Leave it outside in a big pile in your garden. A snooty Englishman wearing a suit and bowler hat with a cup of tea and a saucer is bound to show up sooner or later.

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:12am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:13am

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

Touché!

KeithM89_old · 03-11-2010 1:13am

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

ScumLord · 03-11-2010 1:14am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

Well I don't know do I. My experiment has been a complete failure to date.

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:14am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.

Knowing her luck, she'll forget to let it cool down & we'll be seeing pics of a naked body with all over 2nd degree burns.

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:14am

adverts.ie?

rainbowdrop · 03-11-2010 1:15am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!

I'd say he would have been more impressed with a blow job tbh

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:16am

I think the OP has been watching too many Tea Bag adverts.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 03-11-2010 1:16am

I'll give you 50cents for it.

TheZohanS · 03-11-2010 1:17am

pmcmahon wrote: »

adverts.ie?

Prostitution is still illegal...

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:17am

TheZohan wrote: »

Prostitution is still illegal...

i'd buy it just to get a look in tbh

P.S prostitution isn't illegal in ireland ;-)

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:17am

Ian Wailing Toy wrote: »

I'll give you 50cents for it.

I bid 55 cent.

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:18am

pmcmahon wrote: »

adverts.ie?

Selling:

1 kg bag of sugar, generic brand. Price negotiable, will deliver. Genuine offers only.

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:19am

offer asking to secure.Pm sent.

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:19am

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:20am

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

wanna sooth my sourness?

Mint Sauce · 03-11-2010 1:20am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Selling:

1 kg bag of sugar, generic brand. Price negotiable, will deliver. Genuine offers only.

me me me, i have a, er, erm, friend coming round, she might like some for her cornflakes in the morning.

starbelgrade · 03-11-2010 1:21am

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GkzIp67B66s/THoEzmMQe7I/AAAAAAAABg4/4hSN9w24arI/s1600/182832-quadruple_facepalm_super.jpg

Hedman · 03-11-2010 1:21am

1/ Move to America
2/ Get the Sugar
3/ Get the Power
4/ Get the Wimmen

Boxoffrogs · 03-11-2010 1:21am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

Is it that they guy never came around or that he didn't take sugar in his tea? I have to say that wouldn't occur to me, I'd be more concerned that the bathroom cabinet contained the necessaries;)

Princess Peach · 03-11-2010 1:22am

Anyway the obvious answer is to just leave the sugar unguarded. There are sugar thieves everywhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3TZA0vNl2c

FTGFOP · 03-11-2010 1:23am

Don't look on it as wasted sugar, instead see yourself as being prepared should someone call around to borrow a cup.

Reeni · 03-11-2010 1:24am

Rowley Birkin QC wrote: »

Leave it outside in a big pile in your garden. A snooty Englishman wearing a suit and bowler hat with a cup of tea and a saucer is bound to show up sooner.

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:25am

FTGFOP wrote: »

Don't look on it as wasted sugar, instead see yourself as being prepared should someone call around to borrow a cup.

no sensible suggestions here pal.

Mrs Garth Brooks · 03-11-2010 1:25am

diddledum wrote: »

Is it that they guy never came around or that he didn't take sugar in his tea? I have to say that wouldn't occur to me, I'd be more concerned that the bathroom cabinet contained the necessaries;)

He never came around.

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:26am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

He never came around.

i can erm,collect the sugar?

PanchoVilla · 03-11-2010 1:26am

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

He never came around.

I like sugar. Where do you live? If it's really nice sugar you might even get the ride.

I just realized how horrible it would be if HardLuckWoman was really my ma. *cringes*

Celly Smunt · 03-11-2010 1:26am

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I like sugar. Where do you live? If it's really nice sugar you might even get the ride.

back of the line bitch.

sdanseo · 03-11-2010 1:27am

Put it in a toner catridge and send it to a synagoge with UPS.

Donating a bag of sugar

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