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Have you tasted cooked human flesh?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    You get the shakes if you eat human meat. Some protein in it affect the brain. You eventually die or have a stoke or something like that if you keep eating it.

    Prion protein. The disease would be kuru:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

    You would only get it from ingesting the spinal cord and brain, I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    got some branding on my arm and yup burning flesh does smell like pork
    Deadly. Any pics?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill



    I tried hufu once - it left me unsatiated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Apparently the tastiest part of a human is the ball of the thumb - just a little piece of information that might come in handy one day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    watna wrote: »
    Apparently the tastiest part of a human is the ball of the thumb - just a little piece of information that might come in handy one day.

    I'd say you'd need a half dozen of them, slow roasted with garlic or you'd be hungry again in an hour.

    A company I used work for did experimental research on human remains and we had parts of several old ladies in a freezer but I was never tempted to have a nibble.

    'cptr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    My wife says my pork smells of cheese!
    :confused::confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Stinicker wrote: »
    In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!

    You should watch the movie Dumplings


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,126 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Nope, never had human meat, cooked or otherwise. It was always something I was curious as to how it tasted though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 choosinganame


    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr

    No but I want to. >:)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭Means Of Escape


    jester77 wrote: »
    You should watch the movie Dumplings

    Ravenous starring Robert Carlisle comes to mind too.
    Some tasty stew to rid the chill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    No but I want to. >:)
    After digging up a 2 year old thread one has to wonder what else you'll be digging up after your comment :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭OCorcrainn


    No but I want to. >:)

    This thread is two years old....what are you doing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm
    I don't know what kind of crazy measurement system you're using but in Europe we use the metric system damnit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    Yeah right. That's the oldest excuse in the book. Cannibal.



    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Possibly I have had some dodgy takeaways in my time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    No idea about cannibalism, but this threads got a whiff of necrophilia about it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    No idea about cannibalism, but this threads got a whiff of necrophilia about it.
    That would depend on whether you're eating human flesh for survival or you really love the stuff.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I don't know what kind of crazy measurement system you're using but in Europe we use the metric system damnit!

    Eh, no you don't. I was having a half litre of Guinness down my local when someone said that some n00bieh had bumped a really old thread in AH. Dang, I have the munchies now and theres nothing in the house. What to eat...

    'c


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,268 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    MadYaker wrote: »

    I wish I hadn't read that.

    Barf


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭studiorat


    And that guy responded to an ad online...

    Thought "Come Dine On Me" was a TV program?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Are you sure it wasn't the Placenta?

    When I saw the OP I was about to ask if this counts because I have had that. Otherwise answer to the OP would be "no".

    Wasn't there some Irish Canibal in History who discovered his penchant for Human Flesh while trying to escape one of the Prison colonies in Tasmania or some such?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 choosinganame


    OCorcrainn wrote: »
    This thread is two years old....what are you doing?
    Commenting on it..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 choosinganame


    Eh, no you don't. I was having a half litre of Guinness down my local when someone said that some n00bieh had bumped a really old thread in AH. Dang, I have the munchies now and theres nothing in the house. What to eat...

    'c

    But there was no good recent human flesh eating threads :( I looked everywhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    Don´t know if this has been posted yet, viewer discretion and all that,
    not for the weak hearted.
    Seriously messed up chap.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    I've never tasted cooked human flesh but I got laser surgery done on my eyes a few years back and I could smell them burning. :pac:


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