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Have you tasted cooked human flesh?

  • 28-03-2011 1:09pm
    #1
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭


    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr


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  • #2
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    Interceptor wrote: »
    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr

    A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that


  • #3
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Not yet but are you offering yourself up OP?


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Interceptor wrote: »
    ....... I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm .......

    Get burned, acquire riches?


  • #6
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Nope and I don't plan to either yuck!


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  • #7
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

    fthpthpthfth


  • #8
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Interceptor wrote: »
    I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.
    'cptr
    They charge for everything now, fúcking government.


  • #9
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    got some branding on my arm and yup burning flesh does smell like pork


  • #10
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Yes I was in a plane crash in the Andes there in the 70's it was the only way to survive. Pilots have the best quality meat


  • #11
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    You're a shit welder :pac:

    I'm hungry now. Post a pic OP


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  • #12
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    French people taste like Chicken. Or so my American friend tells me anyway.


  • #13
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    yeah i once was in a plane crash with some fellow team mates and we had to resort to canabalism to stay ALIVE!


    dammit beaten to it...


  • #14
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    not as far as I'm aware...


  • #15
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »
    A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.


  • #16
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

    And that guy responded to an ad online...


  • #17
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Does oral sex in a warm climate count?


  • #18
    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,292 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

    I guess you could say they were chomping at their bits to try it . . . .:cool:


  • #19
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    And that guy responded to an ad online...

    I was just reading that story on BBC online. Sick


  • #20
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Thats nasty. YOU NASTY!


  • #21
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    Didn't there used to be a guy eating a cooked foetus at (guess where...) rotten.com? Hey, it was already dead any he did cook it.


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  • #22
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

    Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.


  • #23
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!


  • #24
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Few things chill me to the bone, but the story of Albert Fish would put the wind up Ted Bundy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwxuzh9sejY


  • #25
    Corsendonk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Corsendonk


    Long Ham is another term for human flesh. So if someone offers you a Long Ham sandwhich time to leave quickly.


  • #26
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I've been burned many a time, used to be a welder too... one time I had a test weld that was red hot stick to my wrist, when I lifted my arm it stuck and took about two seconds for it to drop off.

    Another while I was looking after a cutting torch on a track a glob of molten steel fell into my boot, that scarred funnily enough while my wrist didn't.

    Had my hair go on fire a few times too.

    never tasted myself, though :o


  • #27
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Does sucking on a finger I've just burnt count?

    Otherwise, no. :)


  • #28
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    What a tasty story :D


  • #29
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    christ I haven't eaten yet :(


  • #30
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    christ I haven't eaten yet :(

    Want to eat some?


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  • #31
    wattlendaub
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭wattlendaub


    When I was in the King's African rifles, the natives called it long pig.

    Never much cared for it.


  • #32
    weiland79
    Registered Users Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Dan_Solo wrote: »
    Didn't there used to be a guy eating a cooked foetus at (guess where...) rotten.com? Hey, it was already dead any he did cook it.

    Really a foetus? Are you sure it wasn't the Placenta?
    Surely you are not allowed just cook up dead foetus's willy nilly


  • #33
    eilo1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭eilo1


    No meat as yet but I really like the taste of my own blood. I have to prick my finger a few times a day and I always stick my finger in my mouth after.

    Warm and sweet yummy!


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Does chipped nails ( with bits of flesh attached to ) left in a big Mac
    or Kentucky fried count ? :(

    Food for thought .....


  • #35
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    Corsendonk wrote: »
    Long Ham is another term for human flesh. So if someone offers you a Long Ham sandwhich time to leave quickly.
    I've heard of "longpig" (like that band?) and "hairless goat".


  • #36
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Really a foetus? Are you sure it wasn't the Placenta?
    Surely you are not allowed just cook up dead foetus's willy nilly
    I've no idea if it was legal, but who knows if it's covered by cannibalism laws as it's technically not human (or else the abortion would be murder. And no, I don't want to start that debate thanks!)


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  • #37
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Stinicker wrote: »
    In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!

    Hoax. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if there was stuff like this available on (deep) black markets in various parts of the world.


  • #38
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Cooked??? I prefer mine raw.

    Philistine...


  • #39
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - I have to disagree, go into an Operating Theatre and smell the diathermy machine in action. You'll will then find that us humans don't smell like pork, unless perhaps you are related to Pighead?


  • #40
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Mr. Loverman wrote: »
    Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

    Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.

    Where did she get it!?


  • #41
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,340 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Does giving someone a hickey kiss on a sunburned neck count?


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  • #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I only eat hufu

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu


  • #43
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    liah wrote: »
    Hoax. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if there was stuff like this available on (deep) black markets in various parts of the world.

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. omfg, i dont even care if thats a photoshop!! ugh. will never look at baby-back ribs the same way ever again! :eek:


  • #44
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    You get the shakes if you eat human meat. Some protein in it affect the brain. You eventually die or have a stoke or something like that if you keep eating it.

    Nothing beats medium rare homeless person with fried leeks and some hollandaise sauce. Nyom Nyom Nyom!


  • #45
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    liah wrote: »
    Hoax. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if there was stuff like this available on (deep) black markets in various parts of the world.

    I wasn't too sure but still it wouldn't surprise me. I was in Thailand last month and some of the stuff for sale in the Yaowarat China Town Market in Bangkok was frightening, shark Fin, powdered rhino horn, I'm sure if you were local and in the know there, other more grotesque things were available from beneath the counter.


  • #46
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Would picking the scab off a particularly nasty carpet burn and eating it count ?

    Kind of like cold crackling !


  • #47
    Ev84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    You get the shakes if you eat human meat.

    You're not cooking it right ;)


  • #48
    Chriscl1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Chriscl1


    http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/china.html


  • #49
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    You get the shakes if you eat human meat. Some protein in it affect the brain. You eventually die or have a stoke or something like that if you keep eating it.

    Nothing beats medium rare homeless person with fried leeks and some hollandaise sauce. Nyom Nyom Nyom!

    Youve seen book of eli anyway :D


  • #50
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    Interceptor wrote: »
    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr

    Next time I eat pork I'm just going to freak them out with "Mmmm tastes like human"


  • #51
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Mr. Loverman wrote: »
    Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

    Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.

    I feel faint. :(


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