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Sharing your food

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  • #52
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Archeron wrote: »
    Yes, we share everything in my office. If I have an icepop, then all 33 of us in the office get one suck each, then it starts again at the beginning til all you have left is the orange stick.
    One office groups orange stick is another cleaning crews lunch.


  • #53
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    FatherLen wrote: »
    people have bitten your girlfriends?!?!?:eek:

    I have been in relationships with some REALLY messed up women, so it's entirely possible (Infact, I know for a FACT that one of them likes to be bitten!).


  • #54
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I don't get this, I really don't. I'll order what I want, and I'll eat it. If you want a little bit of everything, then order that. No, I don't want to get two main courses and share them - I know what I want, I don't want that other gammy course; if I wanted it, I'd order it. If you think that five of the dishes look great, then order five of the dishes.

    Or how about this - the restaurant will still be here next week - order one thing tonight, then come back and try something else the next time. I know, it's a controversial idea, but it just might work.

    Fnck off and eat your own food! :mad:

    Tapas doesn't work for me. I order three small dishes and then gobble them up. Don't get this sharing nonsense, picking at food while you talk away. YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD AND GROSS. STFU AND EAT.


  • #55
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    seamus wrote: »
    I don't get this, I really don't. I'll order what I want, and I'll eat it. If you want a little bit of everything, then order that. No, I don't want to get two main courses and share them - I know what I want, I don't want that other gammy course; if I wanted it, I'd order it. If you think that five of the dishes look great, then order five of the dishes.
    It works in other countries, going to a Chinese in Spain will mean you get a plate of food that would feed two people easily, In a group of people it's not a problem to share it all out, meal usually comes out at €10 a head. Same goes for local Spanish restaurants. I went to a local Spanish restaurant with a Spanish family and the guy just walked in the door and said bring everything. No body got the chance to order anything but got to try everything.

    When your paying for a weeks shopping to get one plate of food in this country you don't want to give up or share any of it.


  • #56
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    When it comes to eating in a restaurant i will permitt one or more people to try my dish. But in my own time. If my chosen meal is pretty delicious i will protect it with vigour & closely ration taste samples.
    However should my selected dish reveal itself to be quite bland or even unpleasant, my generosity with quadruple in a heartbeat. Naturally this sly kindness will be ricprocated & thus i eat a considerable amount of everyone elses food all the time chuckling in admiration of my crafty plan.

    So here it is.

    Excellent plate of food - move that fork any closer & i'll stab you with it.
    Not a great choice - sure jaysus be gora, will yiz not try mine? its super. Whats yours like?........:)


  • #57
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    seamus wrote: »
    I don't get this, I really don't. I'll order what I want, and I'll eat it. If you want a little bit of everything, then order that. No, I don't want to get two main courses and share them - I know what I want, I don't want that other gammy course; if I wanted it, I'd order it. If you think that five of the dishes look great, then order five of the dishes.

    Or how about this - the restaurant will still be here next week - order one thing tonight, then come back and try something else the next time. I know, it's a controversial idea, but it just might work.

    Fnck off and eat your own food! :mad:

    Tapas doesn't work for me. I order three small dishes and then gobble them up. Don't get this sharing nonsense, picking at food while you talk away. YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD AND GROSS. STFU AND EAT.

    you're gf/wife must love you, don't you get the whole woman not buying anything because she is going to eat half of yours anyway :p


  • #58
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    you're gf/wife must love you, don't you get the whole woman not buying anything because she is going to eat half of yours anyway :p
    She knows the rules. I usually order a little bit more for her to eat, but she has to ask first.


  • #59
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I am interested in your training and wish to apply for your course. :p


    I would hate that though, I love sharing meals and basically getting two meals that you love mmm, especially indian.


  • #60
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I always ask before I even taste my food first, if they say no and then change their minds later I tell them to fùck off!!............I'm gorging at the moment!

    The G/F is brutal, she's not fat at all but she's like a machine for food. I had a long ass day at work and didn't get a chance to eat anything at lunch from being too busy. Anyways I buy a Chicago Town pizza (the big fùckers) to treat myself.

    As I'm waiting for this delicious pizza to be cooked she talks about the big-ass dinner she had and all the sweets and chocolate she stuffed her face with that day. Her incessant talk is making me want to pull the pizza out and eat it raw, but I resist.

    Anyways, pizza's ready, I chop it up into 4 big slices, sit down to enjoy my big sweaty meal at last when I notice her looming over me.

    Her: "Can I have a slice??"
    Me: ................
    Her: *puppy eyes*
    Me: *Mouth stuffed with pizza* "Are juu fuchin kidding meh? Dish is dee only fuchin thing I've eaten all dhay and JUU WANT TO FHUCIN EAT IT!?!"
    Her: *sad face*
    Me: *realising it's between a pizza slice or no sex tonight* Ohhhhh...............go on!
    Her: Yay!! *OM NOM NOM NOM*

    I felt somehow unsatisfied after I ate it knowing I only had 3 slices of pizza.....................I was especially unsatisfied when I got no sex that night :mad:


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  • #61
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Will share anything. wouldn't really offer a banana off hand though heh.
    In india everybody shares everybodies food at lunch, leads to good eatin

    Is it in India where they wipe their holes with their hands :eek:
    If so, "No thanks as regards your lunch, I'll stay on me own!!!"


  • #62
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I always ask before I even taste my food first, if they say no and then change their minds later I tell them to fùck off!!............I'm gorging at the moment!

    The G/F is brutal, she's not fat at all but she's like a machine for food. I had a long ass day at work and didn't get a chance to eat anything at lunch from being too busy. Anyways I buy a Chicago Town pizza (the big fùckers) to treat myself.

    As I'm waiting for this delicious pizza to be cooked she talks about the big-ass dinner she had and all the sweets and chocolate she stuffed her face with that day. Her incessant talk is making me want to pull the pizza out and eat it raw, but I resist.

    Anyways, pizza's ready, I chop it up into 4 big slices, sit down to enjoy my big sweaty meal at last when I notice her looming over me.

    Her: "Can I have a slice??"
    Me: ................
    Her: *puppy eyes*
    Me: *Mouth stuffed with pizza* "Are juu fuchin kidding meh? Dish is dee only fuchin thing I've eaten all dhay and JUU WANT TO FHUCIN EAT IT!?!"
    Her: *sad face*
    Me: *realising it's between a pizza slice or no sex tonight* Ohhhhh...............go on!
    Her: Yay!! *OM NOM NOM NOM*

    I felt somehow unsatisfied after I ate it knowing I only had 3 slices of pizza.....................I was especially unsatisfied when I got no sex that night :mad:

    Sorry you have no grounds for a refund. You shouldn't have committed to the transaction without a reciept from her.


    I hearby agree to a bit of rumpy pumpy later, on condition that i recieve pizza.

    Signed;______________________

    Thats a legal contract.^


  • #63
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,645 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Anyways, pizza's ready, I chop it up into 4 big slices, sit down to enjoy my big sweaty meal at last when I notice her looming over me.
    Rookie mistake. Cut the pizza into 6 slices, with one of the slices being just a fraction smaller than the others. Then you offer her a slice, nay, insist she takes one and have the rest. You're still getting nearly 90% of the pizza but you appear generous and giving. That way you should get more good lovin'.

    (..or she asks for a SECOND slice and you end up mashing it into her greedy face, ensuring no sex for a long, long time.)


  • #64
    tinkerbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    Ugh I think sharing food with work colleagues etc is gross! I will only share food with my boyfriend. People I work with share food all the time, they even share cutlery!!! It's absolutely disgusting and vile - they will also share drinks, it's so so gross.

    bleurgh!!!


  • #65
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Posy wrote: »
    Rookie mistake. Cut the pizza into 6 slices, with one of the slices being just a fraction smaller than the others. Then you offer her a slice, nay, insist she takes one and have the rest. You're still getting nearly 90% of the pizza but you appear generous and giving. That way you should get more good lovin'.

    (..or she asks for a SECOND slice and you end up mashing it into her greedy face, ensuring no sex for a long, long time.)

    I hate that crap. Oh im not hungry, i won't have anything. 20 minutes later pizza is cooked or is delivered & people come out of nowhere sniffing the air & saying mmm....pizza! Can i have some?.... NO you fcuking can't, you said a few minutes ago you didn't want anything????

    Heres my handy pizza system. Im sure you'll find it deals with pesky slice-snatchers rather well.

    PIZZASYSTEM.png


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