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Derek Mooney Show *MOD WARNING IN 1st POST*

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    This isn't very clever from Billy Keane... People will not feel welcome coming in to his pub... Does he not want people calling to the place...

    He's a miserable ould oddball. If I ever find myself in Listowel, I'll keep well away from his pub.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    can anybody say whats going on about keane for context please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    kupus wrote: »
    can anybody say whats going on about keane for context please

    Billy Keane complaining about people who come in to his bar.... ask loads of questions... ask for a glass of water... use the toilets.. and then leave without spending a penny.... (well besides the penny spent in the jacks.. ;) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Billy Keane complaining about people who come in to his bar.... ask loads of questions... ask for a glass of water... use the toilets.. and then leave without spending a penny.... (well besides the penny spent in the jacks.. ;) )

    The grumpy swine. Public bar> public toilets. If he feels that bad why doesn't he charge for the water and not answer questions. BTW I didn't hear him,just goin on CH's post


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    As a Listowel native myself, I can assure ye were not all like him down here.

    He's living off he's fathers name all he's life. Let him change the name of the pub if he's sick of tourists going in taking pictures. And we would soon see how long the bar would stay open.

    And if you ever do meet billy personally, ask him why he suddenly quit being a solicitor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    And if you ever do meet billy personally, ask him why he suddenly quit being a solicitor?

    Or just google "Billy Keane Solicitor".. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Paul Harrington's new song, "I Love You More Than Me".....

    Must have been written by an incurable narcissist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    This one's false modesty is nauseating. Apparently she doesn't like performing in front of people, but she's singing on The Mooney Show and she's just acted in a film :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Gym intimidation" - a first world problem.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    do ya remember the ol day when ya just got over it ?

    no now ya need some spa to draft rules about how other people feel.

    no wonder the planets going to hell in a handbasket.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    So you feel bad about how you look in the gym; and it's the fault of the person who worked hard and looks good? What a load of BS.
    FFS, I worked hard to lose weight precisely so I can wear nice clothes and look and feel better. I'm not going around in sack cloth to make other people feel better about themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Emily O'Reilly at "ha past five"
    DriveTime at "ha past four"...

    Presumably elocution lessons at "ha past six"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Why does Richard Collins speak like every sentence like a weather man..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Mary63


    Derek Mooney and shouty Brenda are an appalling combination,how much more time are we to be subjected to them.

    I switch off the radio the minute they come on,there is nothing informative,or entertaining about the drivel they spout so why is my licence fee paying their salary.


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Who thought it would be a good idea to put on an African wildlife show................. ON THE RADIO?
    David Attenborough must be quaking in his boots.:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Who thought it would be a good idea to put on an African wildlife show................. ON THE RADIO?
    David Attenborough must be quaking in his boots.:confused:
    Maybe it's a money saving drive, they can pretend they went to Africa, you just have Richard doing the lion noises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Maybe it's a money saving drive, they can pretend they went to Africa, you just have Richard doing the lion noises.

    Have Richard interview a lion

    Richard: I was reading in your book that as a lion and now correct me if I am wrong that in the Serengeti lions actually have a habit of eating from the remains of dead tigers, but I put it to you that lions and tigers don't actually meet in any part of the world, but it is an interesting insight into the world of a lion wouldn't you say or is it that you just prefer to ramble around Africa and India as I do on Mooney every Friday, I could go for months just how one might say yabbering on for no apparent reason other than the sound of my own voice, would you say I could live with the lions in the way that you have lived with lions your whole life, you know I lived in some place in Ireland a few years back and the local cat told me he was related to a Lion in Africa and that the only reason he was so tiny was due to the Irish diet of Wiskas, do you think he is right, I wouldn't say you do from read your book because on page 199 you say RAAAAAARAAAA RAAAARAAA you must really dislike the RA because your very passionate about this topic in your book though its the only bit of politics you get into nothing about the British and how they hunted your ancestors down to put in Zoos and Museums, for that matter would you consider yourself for the role of the MGM Lion, I would say from reading your book from cover to cover and studying it for months on end that you would, your a bit of a leo the lion wouldn't you say, I know you'd say it.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Elmo wrote: »
    Have Richard interview a lion

    Richard: I was reading in your book that as a lion and now correct me if I am wrong that in the Serengeti lions actually have a habit of eating from the remains of dead tigers, but I put it to you that lions and tigers don't actually meet in any part of the world, but it is an interesting insight into the world of a lion wouldn't you say or is it that you just prefer to ramble around Africa and India as I do on Mooney every Friday, I could go for months just how one might say yabbering on for no apparent reason other than the sound of my own voice, would you say I could live with the lions in the way that you have lived with lions your whole life, you know I lived in some place in Ireland a few years back and the local cat told me he was related to a Lion in Africa and that the only reason he was so tiny was due to the Irish diet of Wiskas, do you think he is right, I wouldn't say you do from read your book because on page 199 you say RAAAAAARAAAA RAAAARAAA you must really dislike the RA because your very passionate about this topic in your book though its the only bit of politics you get into nothing about the British and how they hunted your ancestors down to put in Zoos and Museums, for that matter would you consider yourself for the role of the MGM Lion, I would say from reading your book from cover to cover and studying it for months on end that you would, your a bit of a leo the lion wouldn't you say, I know you'd say it.....

    Lion: Actually Richard, I didn't write that book, it was my colleague Elephant that carried out that research.


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Lion: Actually Richard, I didn't write that book, it was my colleague Elephant that carried out that research.
    Actually, what's Mooney doin in Africa anyway?
    I demand a return to getting people to sing in showers, talking about his tits, saying "faaaaantastic" and interviewing cheesy ex-national song contest hopefuls!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    What a you know what that radio presenter from Ireland but living in SA for 28 years.
    He tells Derek he doesnt consider himself Irish, what a traitor, he was born here and lived here that makes him Irish.
    And he came over to play rugby when the boycott was on, yeah he is a great man to be talking to other people what is right and wrong in his talk show in SA.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    What a you know what that radio presenter from Ireland but living in SA for 28 years.

    John robbie is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Lion: Actually Richard, I didn't write that book, it was my colleague Elephant that carried out that research.

    Richard: Yes but in essence he was just researched the book, you couldn't tell me that an Elephant with limited lionese/English could write a book without a translator and from reading chapter Roar Lion Roar you point to your fluency in Elephantian indeed your even quite good and Elephantiside, is not true you ate the Elephant once the book was finished? I know you did because of the slopping writing towards the end of the book, which you put down to a nervous Antelope.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    John robbie is it?

    Yeah.


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Again, can anybody tell me why Mooney is in Africa?
    You'd never hear Joe Duffy broadcasting from Cape Town.
    He might get to the Red Cow Hotel now and again on a Funny Friday.
    This shyte seems totally unnecessary and a waste of money:mad:


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    Again, can anybody tell me why Mooney is in Africa?

    Because his name came out of the hat?


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Because his name came out of the hat?
    There shouldn't be a hat.....:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    OK....there REALLY shouldn't be a hat.:(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Again, can anybody tell me why Mooney is in Africa?
    You'd never hear Joe Duffy broadcasting from Cape Town.
    He might get to the Red Cow Hotel now and again on a Funny Friday.
    This shyte seems totally unnecessary and a waste of money:mad:

    Its a lot bloody better than a week of singing in the bloody shower.

    And id say it cost them nothing, sounds like the south African tourist board were sponsoring it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Its a lot bloody better than a week of singing in the bloody shower.

    And id say it cost them nothing, sounds like the south African tourist board were sponsoring it!

    I thought the same thing.

    He could have sat in Montrose and read most of today's program from wikipedia.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,551 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    This shyte seems totally unnecessary and a waste of money:mad:

    About half of domestic OBs and probably 100% of all foreign OBs (with the exception of sports and 'national events' e.g. Eurovision) are only done if there's actually a profit margin for the station. Sponsors both pay for the OB and cover the costs involved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    MYOB wrote: »
    About half of domestic OBs and probably 100% of all foreign OBs (with the exception of sports and 'national events' e.g. Eurovision) are only done if there's actually a profit margin for the station. Sponsors both pay for the OB and cover the costs involved.
    So, if I understand this correctly, if we sent Mooney and entourage, out on the road everyday, preferably on international trips, not only would the radio station not lose money as I suggested, but it would actually turn a profit???
    Singin in the shower from Seychelles, Mooney's Money from Marrakesh, Mooney's Monday Quiz from Myanmar, Mooney goes Wild in Wellington, Mooney's Tunes from Tunisia......
    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,551 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    So, if I understand this correctly, if we sent Mooney and entourage, out on the road everyday, preferably on international trips, not only would the radio station not lose money as I suggested, but it would actually turn a profit???
    Singin in the shower from Seychelles, Mooney's Money from Marrakesh, Mooney's Monday Quiz from Myanmar, Mooney goes Wild in Wellington, Mooney's Tunes from Tunisia......
    :cool:

    Needs someone willing to pay for the damn thing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 379 ✭✭Leilak


    we are all paying for this fool to travel around the world enough is enough he is utter crap:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,551 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Leilak wrote: »
    we are all paying for this fool to travel around the world enough is enough he is utter crap:mad:

    Only via funding advertisers really. It won't have cost RTE anything


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    hang on.

    so theres no actual real reason why he's in SA ?

    I thought i just missed something during the week. TBH i found the whole thing utterly tedious. less lions, more tits and showers please !

    :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    It's clearly sponsored by the SA tourist board. You have to wonder though, did Mooney put the idea to them or vice versa..

    Also, when putting on his wetsuit to go into the water, Mooney stated: "I hate latex"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    How the plug hasn't been pulled yet on this show, I do not know.
    Awful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    I caught a bit of this show on way home from work. I think that Derek was on a bit of a doss, as he kept playing music.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Mooney has set his sights on demolishing Beckett's reputation! Panic everyone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Happyman42 wrote: »
    Mooney has set his sights on demolishing Beckett's reputation! Panic everyone!

    Coming from a man who thinks the Eurovision is the cultural highlight of the year, I think the literary world needn't worry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Coming from a man who thinks the Eurovision is the cultural highlight of the year, I think the literary world needn't worry.

    You can laugh Harry, I was a bit stressed hearing that today!....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "The Hare and the Hedgehog"

    That's a new one on me, Bren :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    As my old man said to me the other day...

    "Did you ever hear that Brenda Donohue wan on the radio.... :( *sighs*... the Lord Jaysus Christ."


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    mackeral maddness !

    :D:D : D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    friends of Dorothy on today


  • Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Robert2012


    friends of Dorothy on today

    Careful now...


  • Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Robert2012


    lol, "the critics just don't seem to get Mrs Browns Boys"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ill be honest my problems with Irish films is in the main there fecking depressing dirgefests.


    even the fecking commitments is set against a period of recession that'd make ya want to slit your wrists.

    why the hell is it so dificult to make one thats a bit of fun?


  • Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Robert2012


    A 50 minute long discussion about the Wizard of Oz, involving at least 2 openly Gay commentators, and absolutely no mention whatsoever about the movies' place in Gay culture. The item also randomly finished by playing "Am I losing my mind" , by the Pet Shop Boys and Liza Minnelli (2 more gay icons)

    I wish this programme would come out of the closet and openly acknowledge that it's target audience is the Gay community, rather than insidiously trying to "sneak" topics past the listenership.

    It's time the Mooney Show grew up and stopped being disingenuous. It snickers behind it's hand like a 12 year old schoolboy.


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