Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

chem · 21-07-2008 2:40am

Dickie rock

Voodu Child · 21-07-2008 2:42am

Ryan Tubridy. I seen him once in twon, and he's double as smug looking in real life. He's about seven foot tall, and a big stupid grin on him. Big long head on him too, easy target, :mad:

starlight07 · 21-07-2008 2:05pm

Kerry Katona- Where to begin...
Lee Evans- hello he's NOT funny?!!!
Rachel Raye- Could you imagine having to listen to her all day??
The entire cast of Emmerdale and Hollyoaks.
Alex Curran- apart from shopping, what does she do?
All Irish tv presenters, talentless dimwits who only have the job because daddys very rich and/ or knows the casting director at tv3.

BroomBurner · 21-07-2008 2:33pm

PrivateEye wrote: »

Knew I'd forgotten somebody :pac:

"Jelly and Icecream...
Pin the tail on the donkey...
Pass the parcel...
We're having a party...."

I imagine you all know what the next line is.

Anyone see Eight Out Of Ten Cats this week? Some very good p!sstaking with regards Thatcher 'The Milk Snatcher' herself

Maggie Thatcher did quite a lot for the UK, which a lot of people tend to forget. She fought the EU to ensure that the UK weren't paying to subsidise all other countries, and she dragged them out of some tough times, let alone had the courage to defend British terrotories (I'm not inciting violence here, and don't bring in NI, just saying that it takes courage to do this). Anyway, the main people she p!ssed off were the miners, and lets face it, mining was a dying trade, and sure anyone stupid enough to spend their life mining deserves it.

Lay off Maggie!!

PrivateEye · 21-07-2008 3:26pm

Lay off Maggie!!

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ec82YUtvZNU

I love that spoken word track, Goose Green.
"More more more for me, and f*ck the sick and needy"

*Pinochet. Her support for Pinochet was an absolute disgrace. He was nothing but a dictator and a murderer,Thatcher thanked him for bringing 'democracy to Chile'- in reality he butchered countless social democrats and trade unionists. Even Blair, a man I've little time for- had to stand against Thatcher on the issue of Pinochet.

Baroness Thatcher has visited General Pinochet at the home where he is staying under house arrest near London - and talked of the "debt" she believes the UK owes him.

*Northern Ireland. Thatcher threw as much petrol on the fire as one human possibly could. Thatcher became the best poster campaign the Provos could've asked for. Unemployment sunk to all time lows in working class nationalist areas, and her 'feck the lot of them' attitude to the H-Blocks not only lead to 10 bodybags, but a few elected IRA MPs and TDs. Thatcher became public enemy no.1, and a valid enough reason to 'join the cause' for many.

Thatcher became a republican hate figure of Cromwellian proportions, with Danny Morrison describing her as "the biggest bastard we have ever known".[42] There was extensive international condemnation of the British government's handling of the hunger strike, and the relationship between the British and Irish governments was strained

*Privitisation: Everything that wasn't nailed to the ground was privatised by Thatcher. Much like Reagan on the other side of the pond, deregulation was the order of the day- and ordinary peoples lives were wrecked by this process. Nobody divided Britain more than Margaret Thatcher.

*The Falklands: No need to even explain this one.

*The Miners: Again, an absolute disgrace the way Thatcher dealt with the miners. Typical Thatcher attitude to dealing with people, that they would eventually break anyway so whats the point of compromise? Thatcher opened up a whole new generation of class politics. As the banners say, even now on some demos, "I'd still rather be on a picket than a Scab"

The night she goes, working people in the UK- and many here too (my own Dad raised money for the strikers through his union) will be delighted at her passing. The nastiest piece of work in recent politics, maybe the bottom of a mine would be the most fitting place for her.

Rozabeez · 21-07-2008 3:30pm

Nicholas Cage... Smile FFS!

TheTubes · 21-07-2008 3:37pm

Rozabeez wrote: »

Nicholas Cage... Smile FFS!

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/celeb/top_100/nicholas_cage_5250582.jpg

edit:
oh, eh, Joey Barton.... assuming that in this hypothetical scenario the famous person isnt allowed punch back, or in Joeys case, isnt allowed to hospitalize me.

Dudess · 21-07-2008 3:39pm

PrivateEye wrote: »

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ec82YUtvZNU

I love that spoken word track, Goose Green.
"More more more for me, and f*ck the sick and needy"

*Pinochet. Her support for Pinochet was an absolute disgrace. He was nothing but a dictator and a murderer,Thatcher thanked him for bringing 'democracy to Chile'- in reality he butchered countless social democrats and trade unionists. Even Blair, a man I've little time for- had to stand against Thatcher on the issue of Pinochet.

*Northern Ireland. Thatcher threw as much petrol on the fire as one human possibly could. Thatcher became the best poster campaign the Provos could've asked for. Unemployment sunk to all time lows in working class nationalist areas, and her 'feck the lot of them' attitude to the H-Blocks not only lead to 10 bodybags, but a few elected IRA MPs and TDs. Thatcher became public enemy no.1, and a valid enough reason to 'join the cause' for many.

*Privitisation: Everything that wasn't nailed to the ground was privatised by Thatcher. Much like Reagan on the other side of the pond, deregulation was the order of the day- and ordinary peoples lives were wrecked by this process. Nobody divided Britain more than Margaret Thatcher.

*The Falklands: No need to even explain this one.

*The Miners: Again, an absolute disgrace the way Thatcher dealt with the miners. Typical Thatcher attitude to dealing with people, that they would eventually break anyway so whats the point of compromise? Thatcher opened up a whole new generation of class politics. As the banners say, even now on some demos, "I'd still rather be on a picket than a Scab"

The night she goes, working people in the UK- and many here too (my own Dad raised money for the strikers through his union) will be delighted at her passing. The nastiest piece of work in recent politics, maybe the bottom of a mine would be the most fitting place for her.

Yep. I know she did some good economically and I know good leaders can't always do the "nice" thing, but she was an out and out bully. The Pinochet thing was the worst - some of the stuff that happened under that regime would turn your hair gray...

SnuggaponyKelly · 21-07-2008 3:43pm

Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote ---- Nosey B.itch!!!!!!!! :pac:

Andrewf20 · 21-07-2008 11:02pm

Paris Hilton. Such a tool.

Jordan. The woman lives on the front of Hello / Ok magazine etc.

Will · 21-07-2008 11:06pm

hmm Bono, oscar the grouch etc

Queen-Mise · 21-07-2008 11:52pm

Tom Cruise

Naomi Campbell

Paris Hilton - This made me smile for a week, when she went to prison

Riddle101 · 22-07-2008 2:16am

BroomBurner wrote: »

Maggie Thatcher did quite a lot for the UK, which a lot of people tend to forget. She fought the EU to ensure that the UK weren't paying to subsidise all other countries, and she dragged them out of some tough times, let alone had the courage to defend British terrotories (I'm not inciting violence here, and don't bring in NI, just saying that it takes courage to do this). Anyway, the main people she p!ssed off were the miners, and lets face it, mining was a dying trade, and sure anyone stupid enough to spend their life mining deserves it.

Lay off Maggie!!

Had the courage? did she go out with a rifle herself and attack the Falklands, no the cannon fodd... i mean soldiers did, dose she even need courage to defend British Terrortries even though the British have a strong and feared army? and since Thatcher can go about with her ass up her head she can just about look like an innocent women can't she? Maggie Thacher is the devil. no wait Geroge Bush is the devil Maggie Thatcher is just a b**tch

ditpoker · 22-07-2008 5:30am

orestes wrote: »

Every pseudo celebrity who is just famous for shagging a footballer/getting their tits out in the sun or nuts magazine, every whingey assed footballer who makes fifty grand a week and then bitches that they don't get paid enough in their contract negotiations 1, anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother, every single model in history (should all be force fed to the point where their stomachs explode, f**kers), every rock star who thinks that because they made a couple of cd's they suddenly know how to save the world, Tom Cruise and the other famous members of that cult of his, Dane Cook (hack fcuk) 2, and the number one candidate for a punch in the head just cos they are the personification of all things wrong and evil in this world, Paris fcuking Hilton 3.

Phew, I feel better after that

i was gonna leave this alone, but take number 1, footballers who moan about their pay. take for example wes brown. he was offered 50k a week, and got slated for saying he wanted 90k, everyone tore into him for his crazy demands. but it is all relative. people forget that he played 30+ games in the clubs 2nd most successful season, more games than rio ferdinant, nemja vidic, gary neville, patrice evra, all players who command 100k+ salaries and received it without a problem from man united. so he's more than entitled to be upset when united under value him. if you were working in a newsagent earning 10 an hour, and everyone around you was earning 15, you;d be upset right?

and 2. dane cook is actually an excellent comedian. his early stuff which broke him in the states is hilarious. get one of his first 2 cd;s. or download... he's cashed in big time on that success which is why we know him over this side of the pond. he;s a bad actor, but a great comedian, and we;d all cash him just like him... and speaking of cashing in...

number 3, paris hilton. yes she is single handedly dumbing down america, but she has built her own personal fortune, being famous for being famous. she is the greatest PR machine in the world, like it or lump it, you gotta admire what she;s done for herself. fair play i say.

greatgoal · 22-07-2008 6:00am

that derek mooney,jaysus id love to punch his lights out,annoying ba****d.:mad:

baldbear · 15-08-2008 8:49pm

Them cnuts who keep writing about Maddie McCann should be bet with a bunch of nettles over there bare arses. Baxtards.

patmac · 15-08-2008 8:54pm

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

You'd better take your watch off first.

Callum Best has every talent his father had except playing soccer.

phenomenon · 15-08-2008 9:00pm

Ray D'arcy - just for being such a muppet. I like to text his show every day to remind him of this. Why don't you ever read out my messages Ray?

mickfromcork · 04-09-2008 2:33pm

I'd love to drop bob geldof, from the top of the county hall.

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 2:53pm

Paris Hilton - annoys me to my very core.... still do her

John Travolta - AH JEEZ! dont believe me watch Battlefield Earth

Oprah - fat cow

Tom Cruise - what a nutcase! i hate his laugh!

any girl or guy on my super sweet sixteenth

MIN2511 · 04-09-2008 2:57pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

Paris Hilton - annoys me to my very core.... still do her

like you stand a chance in hell!:pac:

John Travolta - AH JEEZ! dont believe me watch Battlefield Earth

ghey!

Oprah - fat cow

God bless her... no fecking kids and all that money:rolleyes:

Tom Cruise - what a nutcase! i hate his laugh!

hot!:D

any girl or guy on my super sweet sixteenth

I agree! Send them to some fecking boarding school in Kazakstan or what!

And dude wtf? This thread is yrs old at this stage!

Wazdakka · 04-09-2008 3:02pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

And dude wtf? This thread is yrs old at this stage!

Years.. A month and a half.... Its all the same..

OT..

Ghandi

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 3:11pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

like you stand a chance in hell!

please dont defend her, you're just going to embarass yourself, seeing as though her last boyfriend was from gay charlotte, and the fact she has an IQ of a brick

pablomakaveli · 04-09-2008 3:12pm

im goin with everyone mentioned in this thread so far.:D

Solarball10 · 04-09-2008 3:14pm

Dave! wrote: »

Mainly just Bono......

Since it's Bono, can I have a special dispensation to use a baseball bat instead of punching him? I think it's warranted.

What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk down the street pretending to be Bono.

Can't remember where I heard that, but it made me laugh

MIN2511 · 04-09-2008 3:17pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

please dont defend her, you're just going to embarass yourself, seeing as though her last boyfriend was from gay charlotte, and the fact she has an IQ of a brick

Defend her:rolleyes:

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 3:19pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

Defend her:rolleyes:

dont you roll your eyes as me!

MIN2511 · 04-09-2008 3:20pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

dont you roll your eyes at me!

changed that for you;)

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 3:22pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

changed that for you;)

damn you!!

Wazdakka · 04-09-2008 3:28pm

Fakearms123 & MIN2511
Take your flirtfest to pm...
As a desperately single and lonely person it sickens me..

<

Thaddaway

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 3:30pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Fakearms123 & MIN2511
Take your flirtfest to pm...
As a desperately single and lonely person it sickens me..

<
Thaddaway

ssshhhh dude! i was almost in there!

Honey-ec · 04-09-2008 3:36pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

ssshhhh dude! i was almost in there!

Your hot* girlfriend would be less than impressed, I wager

*allegedly

nickname · 04-09-2008 3:40pm

The cast of The Hills, especially Spencer! :mad:

meditraitor · 04-09-2008 3:40pm

that fucker gets on my wick

thats_life · 04-09-2008 3:43pm

that one that was Sonia in Eastenders....whack!

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 3:47pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

Your hot* girlfriend would be less than impressed, I wager

*allegedly

okay okay .... you got me it wasn't actually my girlfriend... I pose with random girls on the street for money... but the worse thing about it is... i pay them

god its tough... you know life.... esp when your living in a van down by the river...

AckwelFoley · 04-09-2008 3:48pm

Do AH mods count as "Famous people"..

If they do, theres a knuckle or 2 i wouldnt mind breaking off somones head...

purely just for sh1ts and giggles

Kinetic^ · 04-09-2008 3:53pm

Paris Hilton for being an absolute **** fùck....you've all seen the vid, if you do what she does, you're shìt!! Factimundo!!!!

Jade Goody, I've said enough already.

Dr. Phil, for the simple reason that he obviously cheats on his wife because there's no way anyone would sleep with the decrepit looking bint.

Heather Mills, I'd punch the side of her wooden leg just to see the stupid money grabbing whore fall over so I could laugh at her. I'd compare her to a brasser but at least they can stand on a street corner without getting splinters.

Jessica Simpson, just to see if there was a hollow sound from that head of hers. I'm pretty sure she had a labotamy at birth.

steps_3314 · 04-09-2008 3:53pm

Ryan Tubridy

Darnell from Big Brother

Hauk · 04-09-2008 3:54pm

Any of those new age pop/rock crappy bands that begin with "The" and <insert stupid name here>.

Councillor Clare Daly - Try smiling in your stupid socialist posters!

John McCain - Thick as two short planks.

That stupid band that sing that stupid song, "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Please get hit by a bus.

Brian Cowen - We all know why.

Gordon Brown - Look at me, I'm wearing a cheap suit, chug cheap bourbon, and have no real idea what I'm doing.

Westlife - *SMACK*

There's more but I just can't think of them.

AckwelFoley · 04-09-2008 3:55pm

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Jessica Simpson, just to see if there was a hollow sound from that head of hers. I'm pretty sure she had a labotamy at birth.

Who cares.

With a body like hers you could screw her , and keep her busy during the day by putting her in a round room and tell her the door is in the corner.

Homer · 04-09-2008 4:04pm

meditraitor wrote: »

that fucker gets on my wick

I don't know the window licker has his moments...

Linky....

javaboy · 04-09-2008 4:13pm

Rickrolls are neither big nor clever.

Homer · 04-09-2008 4:23pm

javaboy wrote: »

Rickrolls are neither big nor clever.

I think you'll find it's a hawkroll actually?! Get it right

MIN2511 · 04-09-2008 5:14pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Fakearms123 & MIN2511
Take your flirtfest to pm...
As a desperately single and lonely person it sickens me..

<
Thaddaway

Harmless flirting this hot afternoon wouldn't hurt:D

fakearms123 wrote: »

ssshhhh dude! i was almost in there!

You wish!

Honey-ec wrote: »

Your hot* girlfriend would be less than impressed, I wager

*allegedly

fakearms123 · 04-09-2008 5:17pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

You wish!

A man can dream...

JangoFett · 04-09-2008 5:31pm

Amy Winehouse...to knock sense into her, she has a great voice and its a shame she's in the state she is

It BeeMee · 04-09-2008 5:39pm

Kerry Katona
and also:
Kerry McFadden

yes, I am aware I'd hit the same person twice. Where's the problem?

Turd Ferguson · 04-09-2008 5:53pm

Stevie Wonder - he'd never see it coming

Steven Hawking - his voice annoys me

The King of Siam - cos he's all 'look at me, someone wrote a play about me'

Chuck Norris - I just want to see if its possible

Those dudes from Right Said Fred - nuff said there Freddy boy

Everyone on MTV

Everyone who posted in this thread

And last but not least Alf, that furry alien bastard

claireybear · 08-09-2008 3:40pm

Rosanna Davidson..couldn't be any faker if she tried.

Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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