Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

20-07-2008 6:51pm

Mairt wrote: »

And anyone who can be cruel to an animal.

Your a veggie?

delspeed78 · 20-07-2008 7:01pm

Paris Hilton and anybody else that think too highly of themselves.

Most of the donkeys that pop up on big brother also.

javaboy · 20-07-2008 7:12pm

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I Want to ad Paul McCartney to the list, this chap p1sses me off no end..."oh poor Paul it must've been terrible living with Heather Mills, she's the Devil and Pauls god"... what the fu'ck was the stupid bollox doing with her in the first place she only has one leg for f'ucksake and also a disturbing face. I couldn't care less if the Beatles were brilliant or not, the chap is a clown, swanning around like he's still in his 20's, what is he like.

I cringe every time he makes a peace sign now. And I'm a Beatles fan.

And also whats the deal with the poxy little guitar he uses anytime he does a gig nowadays it looks stupid, so that coupled with the fact his voice is awful really make for brutal performances.

If you're talking about this it's a mandolin. Different tuning to a guitar. Different sound etc. It's a cool instrument but like the accordion, most people end up looking like gimps when they play it e.g. McCartney, me.

BroomBurner · 20-07-2008 7:37pm

Bono - for being a self-interesting, hypocritical [EMAIL="tw@t"]tw@t[/EMAIL]

All politicians - in particular Gormley now, who apparantly claimed expenses for cycling to work. They are all the same.

Angelina Jolie - going on about "lotion trances" and "running around naked when she was a kid" - WTF??!!! Shut the fcuk up!!

Bill Oddie - just for being Bill Oddie

Jack Sheehan · 20-07-2008 7:42pm

latchyco wrote: »

Mark Chapman anybody ?

Yeah, I mean, she was right there! How could he miss her?

R0ot · 20-07-2008 8:24pm

Paris Hilton :pac:

PrivateEye · 20-07-2008 8:25pm

Bertie Ahern- the 'wurkin' class' conman himself :rolleyes:

John Gormley- The biggest gombeen man in recent Irish politics, hilarious transformation-poor fella.

David Cameron- 'Respect the Irish!'- from a Tory? God, I wish Thatcher and a few conservatives before her showed as much interest in respecting the Irish.

Declan Ganley- the 'saviour of European democracy' apparently. Prat.

Kevin My-Arse- and this week he's on the radio and all :rolleyes:

now beyond politics....

Ashlee Cole- Guess why? Serious moron obviously.

Joe Duffy- For his rubbish "I couldn't walk to the chipper without getting mugged, jaaaaayus" made up childhood stories. My mam grew up on his road. He way maybe a minutes walk from the chipper, and it wasn't exactly Basra anyway.

Most 'down with that sort of thing' Rockstars- Rage Against The Machine, Bono etc. - Don't fight the man and then go home to your castle on the hill lads.

Roddy Collins- any eircom league fans here know what I mean!

Ronaldo (the one who plays for Man Who, not the bloke everyone once loved)- Muppet.

Banksy- 'ohhhh man, it's all alternative aaaaart' Yeah for a six figure sum, you too can have an 'edgey' stencil about the war in Iraq in your living room. Apparently went to some posh school and all, before coming out to join the fight against the system....

Tom Cruise- No explanation needed.

Kanye West- the man is a racist.

"Yeah, in the hood they call ‘em mutts"

Subect? Mixed race girls. Nice one Kanye.

Paris Hilton- you know whats 'Hot' Paris? Hell. Go there.

This is a longish list.

Dudess · 20-07-2008 8:25pm

(Cut and pasted from another post of mine as I'm lazy)

Lindsay Lohan. The whole over drinking/drug-taking, crashing cars, shagging around until her flange becomes a diseased wind tunnel smacks of "Hey everyone, I used to be a nice, innocent child star but guess what? I'm not any more! No more Disney movies for me eh?! Hello? HELLO?! God-dammit why don't you look at me and see how I'm not innocent any more?! Look: I'm doing lots of coke off Callum Best's penis while simultaneously driving my Benz at high-speed, interrupting myself only to take swigs out of a bottle of JD and perform cunnilingus on my socialite friend! Marvel at my rebelliousness!"

Attention-seeking skank.

javaboy · 20-07-2008 8:29pm

Dudess wrote: »

Look: I'm doing lots of coke off Callum Best's penis while simultaneously driving my Benz at high-speed, interrupting myself only to take swigs out of a bottle of JD and perform cunnilingus on my socialite friend!

Has the video of that been leaked yet? That's some multi-tasking.

LCDeelite · 20-07-2008 9:40pm

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

After being in college with her I can honestly say that Rosanna Davison is the worthiest candidate for a few smacks to the head i have ever met. Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

I can imagine she's very fake alright. Poor you- having to see that tool around the place every week at least.

I was pleased when I heard about her being the recipient of a fair amount of hatred on her Bebo site! Her profile has bn set to 'private' evr since. In fairness, she must have no self-awareness to be goin around the place wit her head stuck so far up her hole, she couldn't decipher a monkey from a billy goat.

Ah well, I'll just console myself with the fact that she has a dad wit eyebrows so thick, you can run a lawnmower through them.

slimjimmc · 20-07-2008 9:44pm

chopperbyrne wrote: »

He's made some excellent "non goofy" films over the years.

Cable Guy was very dark.

He was excellent in Truman Show and was very good in Man on the Moon.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is very good too.

Fair enough , forgot about those. His more serious roles can be quite good indeed.

Dudess · 20-07-2008 9:46pm

LCDeelite wrote: »

I was pleased when I heard about her being the recipient of a fair amount of hatred on her Bebo site! Her profile has bn set to 'private' evr since.

You were pleased about online bullying? That's kinda bitter. Granted, she may be a tool but I'd wager a lot of those posting abuse were people who had never met her and were insanely jealous of her prettiness and recognition and would have had no way of knowing what she was like as a person.

JIZZLORD · 20-07-2008 10:09pm

Kanye west
morrissey
jody marsh
mary ellen synon
tony fenton
scooter
paris hilton
soulja boy
russel rrand
gene kerrigan
paddy casey
gerry ryan
christiano ronaldo
john gormley
joss stone
bono
richard gere
jim corr
chris martin
john waters
jim davison
mirriam o callaghan
chris de burgh
david mc williams
glen hansard
robbie williams
kevin myers
shane ritchie
tom cruise
tara reid
bob geldoff
paul mc cartney
heather mills
kerry katona
jordan
peter andre
nicole ritchie
sarah jessica parker
pete doherty
lee evans
twink
victoria beckham
kelly osbourne
Linkin park

more to come later.
yes, i'm full of rage

Phlann · 20-07-2008 10:13pm

Russell Brand

Frequently misuses words and yet has somehow developed a reputation for eloquence...

He's not particularly funny either.

turgon · 20-07-2008 10:27pm

Let it all out JIZZLORD.

JIZZLORD · 20-07-2008 10:37pm

turgon wrote: »

Let it all out JIZZLORD.

i could probably ad 100 more names to the list if i wasn't tired and lazy

Latchy · 20-07-2008 10:38pm

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Yeah, I mean, she was right there! How could he miss her?

who , miss who ?

who would want to be a celeb or pusudo celeb after all this slapping ?

MissHoneyBun · 20-07-2008 10:52pm

Dudess wrote: »

You were pleased about online bullying? That's kinda bitter. Granted, she may be a tool but I'd wager a lot of those posting abuse were people who had never met her and were insanely jealous of her prettiness and recognition and would have had no way of knowing what she was like as a person.

Actually Dudess the lovely Rosanna stole a photo from a teenage girl's profile and stuck it up on her own page for under the title "Token Fat Girl" for her and her cronies to sneer at. So maybe you should have gotten your story straight before you jumped in and accused LCDeelite of being 'bitter'

Dudess · 20-07-2008 11:00pm

Read my post again:

Dudess wrote: »

You were pleased about online bullying? That's kinda bitter. Granted, she may be a tool but I'd wager a lot of those posting abuse were people who had never met her and were insanely jealous of her prettiness and recognition and would have had no way of knowing what she was like as a person.

LCDeelite hasn't given any indication that (s)he knows Rosanna personally, or at least had any dealings with her in person.

I'm not arguing that Rosanna is nice or anything, but I bet if she was, she'd still be on the receiving end of online bullying due to simple jealousy.

javaboy · 20-07-2008 11:01pm

latchyco wrote: »

who , miss who ?

Yoko Ono. You know kind of like Bjork minus talent.

JIZZLORD · 20-07-2008 11:03pm

javaboy wrote: »

Yoko Ono. You know kind of like Bjork minus talent.

QFT

Jemmy · 20-07-2008 11:04pm

Jodie Marsh, what a F***ing eejit!

Agamemnon · 20-07-2008 11:05pm

JIZZLORD wrote: »

Kanye west
morrissey
jody marsh
mary ellen synon
tony fenton
scooter
paris hilton
soulja boy
russel rrand
gene kerrigan
paddy casey
gerry ryan
christiano ronaldo
john gormley
joss stone
bono
richard gere
jim corr
chris martin
john waters
jim davison
mirriam o callaghan
chris de burgh
david mc williams
glen hansard
robbie williams
kevin myers
shane ritchie
tom cruise
tara reid
bob geldoff
paul mc cartney
heather mills
kerry katona
jordan
peter andre
nicole ritchie
sarah jessica parker
pete doherty
lee evans
twink
victoria beckham
kelly osbourne
Linkin park

more to come later.
yes, i'm full of rage

I've read through your list a few times now and you are absolutely right about every single one of these fuckwits. That's some good hatin', bro.

Phlann · 20-07-2008 11:07pm

Heather Mills though? I don't know. I'm not sure if I could punch a one-legged woman in the side of the head, even if she was annoying.

Latchy · 20-07-2008 11:08pm

javaboy wrote: »

Yoko Ono. You know kind of like Bjork minus talent.

i was disturbed to read that she plans to read some poetry over his music and relese it to public . Pity he had not got a bodyguard with him that night or maybe she could have blocked some (or all ) of the bullets which would have being the decent thing to do ,selfish bicth ?

javaboy · 20-07-2008 11:11pm

JIZZLORD wrote: »

Kanye west
morrissey
jody marsh
...
lots of people
...
victoria beckham
kelly osbourne
Linkin park

more to come later.
yes, i'm full of rage

You should publish a book JIZZLORD: 1,001 Celebrities You Have To Punch In The Side Of The Head Before You Die.

I'd buy it... as long as you add Ashton Kutcher.

kraggy · 20-07-2008 11:15pm

Richard Hammond
Naomi Campbell
Margaret Thatcher
Mugabe

And as Máirt said, anyone who has been cruel to animals.

kraggy · 20-07-2008 11:17pm

Phlann wrote: »

Heather Mills though? I don't know. I'm not sure if I could punch a one-legged woman in the side of the head, even if she was annoying.

So wait for her to put it back on and then do it.

Latchy · 20-07-2008 11:17pm

Phlann wrote: »

Heather Mills though? I don't know. I'm not sure if I could punch a one-legged woman in the side of the head, even if she was annoying.

That leg of her's is just a crutch

javaboy · 20-07-2008 11:19pm

kraggy wrote: »

Richard Hammond
Naomi Campbell
Margaret Thatcher
Mugabe

Wow, you want to punch a man who has already had serious head trauma in the side of the head, also a woman, and two men in their 80's.

Sounds good to me :pac:

MissHoneyBun · 20-07-2008 11:28pm

Dudess wrote: »

Read my post again:

LCDeelite hasn't given any indication that (s)he knows Rosanna personally, or at least had any dealings with her in person.

I'm not arguing that Rosanna is nice or anything, but I bet if she was, she'd still be on the receiving end of online bullying due to simple jealousy.

No thank you. Reading it once was painful enough. Now let me clarify this for you again, Rosanna Davison was very rightly slated on Bebo for using her 'celebrity' to victimise a teenage girl. As a result she removed the girl's photo and apologised for her shameful behaviour. The point is Dudess that those who gave Ms Davison sh1t on Bebo did so as a result of her callous bullying not because of her looks. Separate issue -geddit?

Dudess · 20-07-2008 11:31pm

What exactly was "painful" about it? :rolleyes:

Now, I didn't know a thing about the teenage girl and I may have been speculating but it's a fact there are jealous people in the world and it's a fact they give those they're jealous of abuse. So for me to speculate that people would have been giving Rosanna Davison abuse simply due to jealousy is fair enough. I'm not for one second trying to imply she must be a nice person and innocent in all this.

HashSlinging · 20-07-2008 11:33pm

any famous person famous for being famous.

madser · 20-07-2008 11:42pm

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Lily allen (and her aulfella)
Agyness dean( she disgusts me)
Billy "ooh look at me i have a purple beard, i'm a big madser" Connolly

Oh I have to agree with ya on the Billy ooh look at me I have a purple beard, I'm a big madser connolly:eek:

Others include

Anyone from big brother

Jordan, Jodey Marsh and the like

Madonna and loads more:eek:

PrivateEye · 20-07-2008 11:56pm

Margaret Thatcher

Knew I'd forgotten somebody :pac:

"Jelly and Icecream...
Pin the tail on the donkey...
Pass the parcel...
We're having a party...."

I imagine you all know what the next line is.

Anyone see Eight Out Of Ten Cats this week? Some very good p!sstaking with regards Thatcher 'The Milk Snatcher' herself

DeBeere · 20-07-2008 11:59pm

Barry Egan

...several times.

GhostInTheRuins · 21-07-2008 12:11am

jimmy carr
david norris
bear grylls
lars ulrich
gerry ryan
those two guys from little britian
eamon keane
dave fanning
bono
ringo star
james la brie
tom cruise
will smith
pierce brosnan
angela lansbury
tommy tiernan

etc, etc

madser · 21-07-2008 12:17am

Bob Geldof and Bono are right up the top of my list too:D

Pride Fighter · 21-07-2008 12:28am

Sir Anthony O'Reilly
Sir Michael Smurfit
Bono

Bunch of hypocritical, tax dodging cnuts if you ask me.

Cato · 21-07-2008 1:22am

Steven Ireland
Will smith
pat Spillan
That annoying rugby pundit (ya know the one the annoying fat cnut with the stupid voice)
Ronaldo (man U)
Mary Harney
George Lee
James Nesbit! (YES!)
Micheal Jackson
Bill O'Reilly (The O'Reilly factor)
That annoying actor in Bachelors walk that has his voice all over radio and tv ads, his voice and face p!ss me off.

EDIT: forgot Kanye west!!!!
that is all for now.

javaboy · 21-07-2008 1:26am

Eddie Murphy. As if he hadn't got enough money already, he decided a few years back that he would play all the parts in his movies thus getting more money.

Paramount Comedy put it nicely in their advertisement for an Eddie Murphy movie weekend including Coming to America, 48 hours, Trading Places etc. It went something like "See Eddie Murphy when he was funny".

And that's leaving aside the whole Mel B paternity thing.

Dudess · 21-07-2008 1:26am

People are interpreting the term "famous" very loosely here. Now I thought "famous" meant Madonna, Kylie, Tom Cruise. But on this thread it also seems to mean "vaguely well known in Ireland"... :pac:

Jigsaw · 21-07-2008 1:30am

Jimmy Carr has been mentioned and he badly needs to be punched hard. Also anyone who has ever appeared in Big Brother.

Cato · 21-07-2008 1:34am

Dudess wrote: »

People are interpreting the term "famous" very loosely here. Now I thought "famous" meant Madonna, Kylie, Tom Cruise. But on this thread it also seems to mean "vaguely well known in Ireland"... :pac:

This is boards.ie, not boards.com, just updated my list

Dudess

Dudess · 21-07-2008 1:40am

Boards.ie... where fame doesn't even require a name - "that guy who's in Bachelor's Walk and does the ad voiceovers" will do...

Cato · 21-07-2008 1:46am

Dudess wrote: »

Boards.ie... where fame doesn't even require a name - "that guy who's in Bachelor's Walk and does the ad voiceovers" will do...

ya have toadmit hes annoying! then again if i was a dub i would probably say hes a legend...:(

Cato · 21-07-2008 1:48am

PAT CONDELL!!!! (you tube)

Dudess · 21-07-2008 1:50am

Cato wrote: »

ya have toadmit hes annoying! then again if i was a dub i would probably say hes a legend...:(

Oh I was only observing the lack of name

I agree, he's painful to listen to. It's ridiculous he of all people gets voiceover work.

Jemmy · 21-07-2008 1:50am

Tommy tiernan!

Wrecks my head!

hussey · 21-07-2008 2:04am

Oliver Cromwell .. cunt

Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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