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Tallafornia

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  • #252
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Rojomcdojo wrote: »
    Lads, do yiz seriously not get the (overwhelmingly hilarious) irony of arguing over which member of Tallafornia is the strongest?
    Its absolutely ridiculous, seriously. Jays fanboy would want to zip up. My mates a chippy like bruce lee yada yada.


  • #253
    Bad Panda
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    I don't get it. I don't think any of those girls are attractive. Least of all Nikita.


  • #254
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,675 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Bad Panda wrote: »
    I don't get it. I don't think any of those girls are attractive. Least of all Nikita.

    Kelly would be the best of them.


  • #255
    eternal
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    Bad Panda wrote: »
    I don't get it. I don't think any of those girls are attractive. Least of all Nikita.
    I have to admit, Dave is gorgeous. He seems nice too.


  • #256
    Bad Panda
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    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Kelly would be the best of them.

    Yeah I reckon she is alright.


  • #257
    Bad Panda
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    eternal wrote: »
    I have to admit, Dave is gorgeous. He seems nice too.

    Yeah he's a decent looking bloke alright. Think he's a knob though. :D

    God Nikita talks like a 5 year old! Her voice is really annoying eh..


  • #258
    xsiborg
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    cormac the creepy loner in the club... :D


  • #259
    Bad Panda
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    cormac the creepy loner in the club... :D

    ..who lurks around the women's bathroom..


  • #260
    eternal
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    do they get free drugs, they were definately off their heads in some of them nights out.
    That Phil is shagging her on tv and then ripping her to shreds. When she sees it shes going to fall apart.


  • #261
    [Deleted User]
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    ........... the Wilderbeast :pac:


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  • #262
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    eternal wrote: »
    do they get free drugs, they were definately off their heads in some of them nights out.
    That Phil is shagging her on tv and then ripping her to shreds. When she sees it shes going to fall apart.

    scripted and staged to hell though eternal, even i could tell that was badly acted by phil... ;)


  • #263
    eringobragh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭eringobragh


    ** cringeworthy ** when your man arrives in the evo...I'd say he went through his contacts looking for the person with the nicest car to pick him up. :P

    and the loud exhaust soundbite at the end when he just idling along.:rolleyes:


  • #264
    Bad Panda
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    scripted and staged to hell though eternal, even i could tell that was badly acted by phil... ;)

    That was shocking alright!

    OK TAKE 19.

    ''Savage...man. I am there" Vroom!! :pac:


  • #265
    Bad Panda
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    eringobragh wrote: »
    ** cringeworthy ** when your man arrives in the evo...I'd say he went through his contacts looking for the person with the nicest car to pick him up. :P

    and the loud exhaust soundbite at the end when he just idling along.:rolleyes:

    Nicest car? Loudest knacker mobile more like!


  • #266
    eternal
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    eternal wrote: »
    do they get free drugs, they were definately off their heads in some of them nights out.
    That Phil is shagging her on tv and then ripping her to shreds. When she sees it shes going to fall apart.

    scripted and staged to hell though eternal, even i could tell that was badly acted by phil... ;)
    I cant believe i liked phil, what a prick.


  • #267
    Bad Panda
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    eternal wrote: »
    I cant believe i liked phil, what a prick.

    Tut tut. So much to learn. :p


  • #268
    eringobragh
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    how many skangers does it take to screw a lightbulb dancing pole?

    Answers on a SAE


  • #269
    Bad Panda
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    ''Nothin' there to creep on''... Oh was there not LL!? :pac:


  • #270
    [Deleted User]
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    ... that's how I roll


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  • #271
    xsiborg
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    eternal wrote: »
    I cant believe i liked phil, what a prick.

    "stage foive staalker mahn"...

    so i'll grind off her when we go out... :D


  • #272
    eternal
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    zoo creature, she looked stunning.
    Dave is handsome. Pack of fools though. Jay and the blonde girl are the most normal really.


  • #273
    eringobragh
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    Kelly down to the bare essentials again....somebody turn down the heating!


  • #274
    [Deleted User]
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    Phil is a bit of an A hole now ..


  • #275
    Bad Panda
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    eternal wrote: »
    zoo creature, she looked stunning.
    Dave is handsome. Pack of fools though. Jay and the blonde girl are the most normal really.

    Bigtime. Jay seems cool.


  • #276
    Bad Panda
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    LOL @ Jay!


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  • #277
    eternal
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    none of the girls are good looking but they have good bodies. Nikita is a bit of a knacker. Phil totally contradicted himself, looking for a perfect woman but ill settle for less.


  • #278
    eringobragh
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    RoverJames wrote: »
    ... that's how I roll

    192315.jpg


  • #279
    eternal
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    Bad Panda wrote: »
    eternal wrote: »
    zoo creature, she looked stunning.
    Dave is handsome. Pack of fools though. Jay and the blonde girl are the most normal really.

    Bigtime. Jay seems cool.
    They also havent been with anyone yet. Like they arent using the situation to their advantage. They seem genuine.


  • #280
    Curva Sud
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    Anyone watching TV3 now :)


  • #281
    xsiborg
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    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Anyone watching TV3 now :)

    yep, more cringe tv... :D


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  • #282
    eternal
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    Will someone reccomend a good film to download.
    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Anyone watching TV3 now :)


  • #283
    Curva Sud
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    eternal wrote: »
    Will someone reccomend a good film to download.

    Still waiting for that pic ;)


  • #284
    xsiborg
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    eternal wrote: »
    Will someone reccomend a good film to download.

    rent eternal, a good film to rent! can't be talking bout illegal shtuff like that on boards... :p

    i reckon a couple of the cast on tallaghfornia will be going for the "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" treatment before series two starts! :D


  • #285
    eternal
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    eternal wrote: »
    Will someone reccomend a good film to download.

    rent eternal, a good film to rent! can't be talking bout illegal shtuff like that on boards... :p

    i reckon a couple of the cast on tallaghfornia will be going for the "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" treatment before series two starts! :D
    I love that film right what movie?


  • #286
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Curva Sud wrote: »
    eternal wrote: »
    Will someone reccomend a good film to download.

    Still waiting for that pic ;)
    Ill upload it here so EVERYONE can see me!


  • #287
    adomino
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭adomino


    eternal wrote: »
    zoo creature, she looked stunning.

    how did you know that? she'd great self respect though as Jay would say, suits the cormactor i suppose


  • #288
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,675 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Its a 10 part series though and we have only seen 4 so far. Im just wondering how they are going to manage to keep the audience entertained for the remainder of the series. "she is a 2 bagger" , Phils comment about the one Cormac brought home. Pity they didnt show the lad squaring up to Cormac on the nightclub, now that would have been interesting.


  • #289
    adomino
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭adomino


    haha yea that would of been funny, he probably gave him that "i'm so hard" look. these type of lads get it all the time cos they give that "i'm so hard" look. looking for trouble. step into finglas and try that cooooormakator. the vodka incident was the best ever, nuff said.


  • #290
    CricketDude
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    eternal wrote: »
    zoo creature, she looked stunning.
    Dave is handsome. Pack of fools though. Jay and the blonde girl are the most normal really.


    I think that blonde one is my friends girlfirend. What date was that.


  • #291
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    CricketDude wrote: »
    I think that blonde one is my friends girlfirend. What date was that.

    She rang him (her bf) from the hot tub according to the blonde lad. Embarrassing. Really Embarrassing.


















    Really really really really embarrassing.


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  • #292
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    adomino wrote: »
    ............ these type of lads get it all the time cos they give that "i'm so hard" look. looking for trouble..................

    ..in fairness Cormac doesn't look hard, a poser most definitely, hard no.


  • #293
    wonton
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    RoverJames wrote: »
    ..in fairness Cormac doesn't look hard, a poser most definitely, hard no.

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  • #294
    Sugarlumps
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    The youngest girl really shouldn’t be on that show, her parents must be mortified watching her. Jaysus sure she’s only a baby.

    It’s entertaining stuff, yer man Cormac should have his own show after this.


  • #295
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    This week's episode (and subsequent swipe) didn't quite hit the heights of previous weeks, but that was kinda inevitable. Still great value though.

    Agree with the commenter on Jay and Natalie. Jay (the stripper) genuinely seems pretty sound, well-adjusted, and (from what we can see) is genuinely weirded out by some of the carry-on he's witnessing. Probably the one person on it I'd go for a pint with, and the one I'd be happiest with a daughter bringing home to meet. Which is odd.

    Natalie (the blonde one) - again seems fairly nice, even if you wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with her. The vajazzle was a bit much, and she'd look far better if she dressed differently, but she tried her best to get Nikita to cop on a bit. Speaking of...

    Nikita (the one flinging herself at random guys) - I oscillate between feeling really sorry for her and wanting to slap her. There's something wrong, clearly. She doesn't actually act socially like a 19 year old - not talking about the lads she scores, but the weird/stupid things she says to people, the neediness and the fact that she can't even use a bloody knife and fork. She's either not that bright, or a bit damaged.
    And yes, she has an attitude to sex - and herself - that's unhealthy. I've seen seriously damaged teenagers who manifest the same behaviour as her. If there's something in her past that makes her act this way, it was clearly a mistake by the production company to bring her in. If there ain't, well, Jesus wept. She probably regrets being involved in this already.
    Oh, and she sounds like Bosco swallowed a condom.

    Kelly (dark hair no clothes) - She knows what she's doing, looking to get a bit of a career in modelling, even if the bra and panties routine is getting a little old. And yeah, texting to break up with your live-in boyfriend is a bit shabby.

    Dave (the lad who seems to be sponsored by the NFL) - Bland, bit fond of himself, but doesn't seem to be a ****e. And the moment where he subtly threatened Phil was gold.

    Phil (the skinny one) - a liar, a self-deluder, and a bit of a bully. Some of the people are muppets on this show, but he really does have a nasty streak that's coming across more than he realises.

    The Corminator - Is he the best reality TV star Ireland's ever had? I think so. And I don't understand all the hate at this stage. I mean, yep, he's incredibly awkward and can't go two minutes without saying something ridiculous - loved when Swipe pointed out he can't lie on a bed without looking contrived. But it genuinely seems like he's quite insecure, and overcompensating. More to the point, he hasn't messed people around like Phil, and he's not talking behind anyone's back like... well, most of them. Great fun to watch, and he's growing on me. Give the Corminator his own show.


  • #296
    wonton
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    In fairness to the people on the show if a camera went and filmed most people in ireland when they got pissed they would just look like twats too.


  • #297
    eternal
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    geeky wrote: »
    This week's episode (and subsequent swipe) didn't quite hit the heights of previous weeks, but that was kinda inevitable. Still great value though.

    Agree with the commenter on Jay and Natalie. Jay (the stripper) genuinely seems pretty sound, well-adjusted, and (from what we can see) is genuinely weirded out by some of the carry-on he's witnessing. Probably the one person on it I'd go for a pint with, and the one I'd be happiest with a daughter bringing home to meet. Which is odd.

    Natalie (the blonde one) - again seems fairly nice, even if you wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with her. The vajazzle was a bit much, and she'd look far better if she dressed differently, but she tried her best to get Nikita to cop on a bit. Speaking of...

    Nikita (the one flinging herself at random guys) - I oscillate between feeling really sorry for her and wanting to slap her. There's something wrong, clearly. She doesn't actually act socially like a 19 year old - not talking about the lads she scores, but the weird/stupid things she says to people, the neediness and the fact that she can't even use a bloody knife and fork. She's either not that bright, or a bit damaged.
    And yes, she has an attitude to sex - and herself - that's unhealthy. I've seen seriously damaged teenagers who manifest the same behaviour as her. If there's something in her past that makes her act this way, it was clearly a mistake by the production company to bring her in. If there ain't, well, Jesus wept. She probably regrets being involved in this already.
    Oh, and she sounds like Bosco swallowed a condom.

    Kelly (dark hair no clothes) - She knows what she's doing, looking to get a bit of a career in modelling, even if the bra and panties routine is getting a little old. And yeah, texting to break up with your live-in boyfriend is a bit shabby.

    Dave (the lad who seems to be sponsored by the NFL) - Bland, bit fond of himself, but doesn't seem to be a ****e. And the moment where he subtly threatened Phil was gold.

    Phil (the skinny one) - a liar, a self-deluder, and a bit of a bully. Some of the people are muppets on this show, but he really does have a nasty streak that's coming across more than he realises.

    The Corminator - Is he the best reality TV star Ireland's ever had? I think so. And I don't understand all the hate at this stage. I mean, yep, he's incredibly awkward and can't go two minutes without saying something ridiculous - loved when Swipe pointed out he can't lie on a bed without looking contrived. But it genuinely seems like he's quite insecure, and overcompensating. More to the point, he hasn't messed people around like Phil, and he's not talking behind anyone's back like... well, most of them. Great fun to watch, and he's growing on me. Give the Corminator his own show.
    That was me you are agreeing with! I think you too are spot one. Phil is two faced and nasty, doesnt even seem insecure.
    Right on.


  • #298
    Johner
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    geeky wrote: »
    The Corminator - Is he the best reality TV star Ireland's ever had? I think so. And I don't understand all the hate at this stage. I mean, yep, he's incredibly awkward and can't go two minutes without saying something ridiculous - loved when Swipe pointed out he can't lie on a bed without looking contrived. But it genuinely seems like he's quite insecure, and overcompensating. More to the point, he hasn't messed people around like Phil, and he's not talking behind anyone's back like... well, most of them. Great fun to watch, and he's growing on me. Give the Corminator his own show.


    Jumped into a taxi after a night out in town on Friday and it was the Corminator. :p Have to say he was fairly sound. Said he only really talks to Dave still.


  • #299
    geeky
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    Johner wrote: »
    Jumped into a taxi after a night out in town on Friday and it was the Corminator. :p Have to say he was fairly sound. Said he only really talks to Dave still.

    That's the thing - some fellah was in a cab, recorded him and popped it on youtube (can't find it atm) . He came across as a decent guy if, again, a bit shy and not entirely at ease with himself. I reckon if you were that way and had cameras on you all the time, you'd come out with some ridiculous sh1te.


  • #300
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    Johner wrote: »
    Jumped into a taxi after a night out in town on Friday and it was the Corminator. :p Have to say he was fairly sound. Said he only really talks to Dave still.

    Does that mean there isn't going to be a season 2?!

    How have I only just come across Tallafornia Swipe now...Thanks for that Geeky!


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  • #301
    Johner
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    Rojomcdojo wrote: »
    Does that mean there isn't going to be a season 2?!

    He said he's not sure if there will be another season. I asked would he go back if they asked him and he said yeah he probably would. Also said there was 10 episodes in this season!


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