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Would you pay for teh sex?

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  • 09-11-2008 11:27pm
    #1
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    It's an ideal world, prostitution is legal, you're walking home a little tipsy from the pub, you're youthful, you're single, you're happy.

    You pass by a (sex)shop window and there's a pretty, scantily clad, young lady standing there in an inviting fashion. There's a plaque above the door that states
    this establishment is approved by your loving government, your cock will not fall off, go on, get yer hole ya mad ting!!

    So there you have it, you can bone this hottie at a reasonable rate with the comfort of knowing she's 'pure', not only that, but she just so happens to be allergic to condoms:cool:

    So, would ya?

    Would you happily indulge in sex with a member of the hooker industry? 104 votes

    HELL YES!!
    0% 0 votes
    Not a hope in hell
    100% 104 votes
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    #2
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    all men pay for sex.


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    #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I demand a third option saying "No because of Brewers Droop"


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    #4
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Des wrote: »
    all men pay for sex.
    My right hand would disagree with you.


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    #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,077 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hell, no. I was considering the possibility, but thenyou mentioned the words "govenrment" and "approved" and then all trust went out the window.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No, not with a hooker given the numbers he/she has been with, the STD risks, etc.


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    #7
    Super Sidious
    Registered Users Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    Been to Thailand twice were there is a brazzer every ten metres... never indulged, don't think i'm missing out on much... plenty of drunken holiday makers to take advantage of instead! :rolleyes:


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    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.


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    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Ass Face wrote: »
    Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.

    must be great being a woman :(


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    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    biffo's own personal seal of approval? :pac:


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.



    Microchip yizzers knobs!

    "entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

    So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    Well if she/he was cleared by a service decimated by cuts thanks to "Harness Harney" - definately "NO" - I wouldn't trust the results of the tests!

    P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!


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    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    .....and upon entering the establishment you find that the sex part of the transaction involves you being bent over and having the arse ripped out of you...........plus vat.


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    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    STDs FTW!


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    Gummy Panda
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    Biggins wrote: »
    P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!

    Mary Harney always reminds me of Baron Harkonen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Biggins wrote: »

    "Harness Harney" because ...............

    There was me thinking you had a bondage fetish fantasy about Mary Harney :eek:....

    *runs for bucket


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,865 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    craigslist.com tbh. After all why should I have to go window shopping for a prostitute with my pants on?


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    #18
    Refresh
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Refresh


    noway never


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    #19
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Refresh wrote: »
    noway never
    no nay never no more?


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    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Ooh interesting poll results so far.

    YES - 21
    NO - 21


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Ooh interesting poll results so far.

    YES - 21
    NO - 21
    Indeed, 21 men voted yes, 21 women voted no:D


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    #22
    brianthebard
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    Should've made the voting public op.


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    #23
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Hell no, I don't want my dick falling off.


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    Jigsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    With certain precedent conditions in place, then yes, I most certainly would if single.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    themadchef wrote: »
    Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.



    Microchip yizzers knobs!

    "entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

    So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p

    Give it a rest Run_to_da_hills. Nobody's going to microchip your knob. (Refrains from making nanotechnology jibe)

    Wait. You're not RTDH. :confused:


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    #26
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Yep, have done (before I met current GF), Brothels are fine and Legal over here, I find it more condusive to a good night out, I could spend the evenin chasin tail and spend a fortune on booze and stuff only to end up with a peck on the cheek and a see ya later, or I could have a laugh with the boys and then at closin time we hit the whorehouse.

    I've never understood blokes goin for LapDances tho, couldnt see the point


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    #27
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,851 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:
    I agree.. all those no's... what a waste!!


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    #29
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Not a hope in hell. No way.


    Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.


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    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Not a hope in hell. No way.


    Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.
    Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...


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    #31
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...

    Some people actually prefer it in the ass.


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