Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 1:54am #1

You knew it was coming!:D Now Discuss.

Personally, I'd say so, and I'm proud to say I was once a Malted Ice (Tea) Cream.

Kylo Ren · 26-05-2012 1:55am

Is ice cream an atheism?

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 1:58am

Keno 92 wrote: »

Is ice cream an atheism?

Strictly speaking Ice Cream isn't alive (although some would dispute that!) but it would be an atheist because it doesn't believe in God. However whether or not it's an atheism is a little more perplexing and we have to get pensieve out on that one. . .

Sonics2k · 26-05-2012 1:58am

Does this mean that Agnosticism is Ice-Cream with Jelly?

joseph brand · 26-05-2012 2:02am

I would guess that religion is vanilla, whereas Atheism is every other flavour.

Kylo Ren · 26-05-2012 2:06am

Right so Vanilla is religion, therefore atheism is chocolate. We can also say from this theory that agnosticism is neapolitan. It takes into account religion (vanilla) and atheism (chocolate) while having its own spin on things (strawberry)

WTF am I even doing?

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:07am

joseph brand wrote: »

I would guess that religion is vanilla, whereas Atheism is every other flavour.

Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, every flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)

Kivaro · 26-05-2012 2:07am

It depends on the type of ice cream I suppose.

Don't forget that Neapolitan ice-cream can be claimed by the Catholics (the father, the son, and the other fella).

Hmmmmm, Neapolitan ice-cream.
I'd convert:

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:08am

Jernal wrote: »

Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, ever flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)

Yay a schism!

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:09am

Lads! I was only messin'!

This could get out of hand....

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:10am

Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

gammygils · 26-05-2012 2:12am

Don't know.
Maybe I'm Super Split!!!

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:13am

ShooterSF wrote: »

Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

And its not nice to confuse and alarm people.

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:13am

endacl wrote: »

Lads! I was only messin'!

This could get out of hand....

You DARE mock ATHEISM or ICE CREAM!!?

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Kivaro · 26-05-2012 2:13am

ShooterSF wrote: »

Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

Yes, typical atheist method of confusing the proletariat.
A lot of people may think that Atheism is an ice-cream and hence a good thing, since it's phrased as a statement.

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:15am

ShooterSF wrote: »

Also I refuse to engage further in this thread until the title is rephrased as a question not some strange statement. It confuses and alarms me.

For thee, I shall make this one and only concession. The title amended now it be.

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:16am

endacl wrote: »

And its not nice to confuse and spent people.

Damn you! I honestly said "what the hell" and then the eureka/embarrassed moment hit. Edit - Ye ninja editor! It was better in it's original because it confused me! I though that was the clever prank

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:20am

You see, when you were a child you only had a little cone, and it was easy to fill. Now, as an adult with a much bigger cone, your faith in ice cream needs frequent topping up with chopped hazlenuts and banana.

Feck. I got it wrong. Atheism is a lack of ice cream.

Sorry for any confusion.

joseph brand · 26-05-2012 2:21am

Jernal wrote: »

Most codies would disagree. Atheism is reality vanilla, every flavour and modification that was made after is religion.:)

I was thinking that vanilla represented blinkered tunnel vision religion, whereas Atheism opened the mind to reality (all the other flavours).

Maybe it's the Black Bush I'm drinkin, I dunno.

Gbear · 26-05-2012 2:21am

It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:21am

Oranage2 wrote: »

Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

Really? 2 times? In the same post? Spelt wrong in different ways? What is with you people tonight?

Kylo Ren · 26-05-2012 2:22am

Oranage2 wrote: »

Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

Indeed

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:22am

ShooterSF wrote: »

endacl wrote: »

And its not nice to confuse and spent people.

Damn you! I honestly said "what the hell" and then the eureka/embarrassed moment hit. Edit - Ye ninja editor! It was better in it's original because it confused me! I though that was the clever prank

Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!

joseph brand · 26-05-2012 2:22am

Oranage2 wrote: »

Atheism is like like starwberry, stawbery is for fags!

What's a starwberry, or a stawbery for that matter? You spelled Atheism correctly though.

joseph brand · 26-05-2012 2:23am

Gbear wrote: »

It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

Ssssshhhhhhhh!

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:24am

endacl wrote: »

Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!

You should have stayed quiet. It was like one of those witty highbrow jokes "It's not nice to confuse people or purple monkey dishwasher a giraffe"

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:25am

Gbear wrote: »

It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

There's a parody thread? Where?

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:26am

Gbear wrote: »

It's probably just as well that Dades actually goes to bed sometimes.

Teehee. When the cat's away the mice will open frivolous parody threads.:pac:

Hang on are you mocking my original post. I assure you I put a lot of thought and consideration into that post. I'm offended by your remarks that it was frivolous question.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:27am

ShooterSF wrote: »

endacl wrote: »

Damn me?!? Damn smartphone autocorrect!

You should have stayed quiet. It was like one of those witty highbrow jokes "It's not nice to confuse people or purple monkey dishwasher a giraffe"

Bugger. Next time...

Kivaro · 26-05-2012 2:28am

endacl wrote: »

There's a parody thread? Where?

Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:31am

Kivaro wrote: »

endacl wrote: »

There's a parody thread? Where?

Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.

Suitably chastened, and head hanging in shame....

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:33am

Kivaro wrote: »

Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.

Such censorship by closed minded atheists they may close our threads but they may never steal our minds. I hope that one day you see the light an accept Vanilla as the one true flavour of everything.

Oranage2 · 26-05-2012 2:35am

If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:35am

All hail Vanilla! Anything else is an abomination and a slight to all mighty pod.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:36am

Oranage2 wrote: »

If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!

Eh?

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:36am

Oranage2 wrote: »

If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!

Don't worry we weren't including your previous post as part of the parody.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:37am

Somebody should tell Jaysusnut. He'd be good on here...

guitarzero · 26-05-2012 2:38am

In fact, to quote Forrest Gump himself "Ice cream is like atheism, you nev...er ehm.......

Kivaro · 26-05-2012 2:43am

ShooterSF wrote: »

All hail Vanilla! Anything else is an abomination and a slight to all mighty pod.

Why does it have to be Vanilla?
Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
Typical white=good nonsense.

We should give the other colors a chance.
How about Chocolate ice-cream?
Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:46am

Kivaro wrote: »

Why does it have to be Vanilla?

Because the Universe before it was patched with Eden and The fall was Vanilla.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:51am

Could actually be something in this. A valhalla/vanilla link perhaps? Where all the good vikings were granted eternal vanilla? And all the bad ones got frozen yogurt?

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:55am

Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 2:56am

Kivaro wrote: »

Why does it have to be Vanilla?
Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
Typical white=good nonsense.

We should give the other colors a chance.
How about Chocolate ice-cream?
Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).

Oh yeah play the race card

I'm atheist, I only like vanilla ice cream so I want that link even if it is irrelevant!

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 2:57am

endacl wrote: »

Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....

It's all about quality not quantity but Jelly and Vanilla must win for there to be a balance in the Universe.

endacl · 26-05-2012 2:58am

Jernal wrote: »

endacl wrote: »

Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....

It's all about quality not quantity but Jelly and Vanilla must win for there to be a balance in the Universe.

Game on.

Turtwig · 26-05-2012 3:00am

endacl wrote: »

Game on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng

Holy Vanilla no! That's terrible!!

joseph brand · 26-05-2012 3:00am

Kivaro wrote: »

Why does it have to be Vanilla?
Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
Typical white=good nonsense.

We should give the other colors a chance.
How about Chocolate ice-cream?
Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).

Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.

ShooterSF · 26-05-2012 3:04am

joseph brand wrote: »

Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.

Don't you dare come in here running your mouth off about rich tea biscuits. You leave the poor things out of this. You hear me!! :mad:

:pac:(just in case)

endacl · 26-05-2012 3:07am

ShooterSF wrote: »

joseph brand wrote: »

Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.

Don't you dare come in here running your mouth off about rich tea biscuits. You leave the poor things out of this. You hear me!! :mad:

:pac:(just in case)

Blessed are the rich in tea, for they will something something mumble crumbs.

Blackhorse Slim · 26-05-2012 3:33am

Atheists have no ice cream, just a dry wafer cone. They are happy to eat the cone, even though some of them would like to have ice cream.

Theists also have no ice cream, but they believe do, even though they can't see, hear, smell or taste the ice cream. And they have been known to kill each other over what flavour it is.

Pascal knows he doesn't have any ice cream either, but he really likes ice cream, so he is willing to pretend there is ice cream just in case.

Buddhists don't care whether they have ice cream or not, they eat it anyway. It tastes yellow.

MagicMarker · 26-05-2012 10:37am

I'm sorry, I see no conclusive evidence that atheism is an ice cream so I shall have to remain atheistic in my position towards to proposition that atheism is an ice cream.

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