Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

Jernal wrote: »

Keno 92 wrote: »

Is ice cream an atheism?

Strictly speaking Ice Cream isn't alive (although some would dispute that!) but it would be an atheist because it doesn't believe in God. However whether or not it's an atheism is a little more perplexing and we have to get pensieve out on that one. . .

So... by that logic, for at least three days, Jesus was an atheist. /mindblown

What does this mean for those of us that make our own ice cream?

As Jernal said, "Ice cream isn't alive". At least it's a "thing" though which makes it harder to objectify atheism. If I am to do this though, I see no reason to do nothing other than project my own opinion as fact and reiterate ad nausium.

Atheism IS an ice cream and your petty protestations at something I will not divert from will be deemed pathetic and "just as bad as me".

You are all so lucky it's not a hundred years ago when we could, quite easily, "re-educate through force" you as we did with the great crusade against the lactose intolerant. Yes, we stuffed them good.....full of Avonmore super full milk. Their attempt to introduce "bacteria" into the holy jelly, vanilla and 7-Up trinity was blasphony and donkey turtle almighty waaaaaloodle di-dooo ah ha you thickos ha.

The growing threat of those who have mere thoughts of "making your own ice cream" is even worse than those lactose intolerants though. I have read in the HB manual no less, the authority on everything in the universe, that these people will, after they die, sit on a window ledge during a very hot day (like today ) and melt in such a way as akin to a vienetta with it's delicate chocolate limbs being the last to break after everything else falls asunder in excruciating pain and then starts again from scratch for ETER-NINI!!!

My I.Q. may only be 85 (bonus points for sci-fi reference) but by golly you will not try to subvert my blissful ignorance in the one thing I can escape into and use to remove any of my responsibilities from.

You're all just poo heads.

Grand Cardinal of Romantica,
Cornetto Solero

So what type of ice-cream is best to nail to the ceiling? Personally I think it would either be a Brunch or an Ice-Berger.

Links234 wrote: »

woman actually

I still love it too, I know it has it's flaws, but hell was it dark and bleak.

My sincere apologies Madam. Crackin movie alright but I often wonder what it would have been like if they included the bits from the original screenplay....the cow alien, prisoners turning into eggs etc.

Anyhoosies...back on topic.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Super Split!

I make my own ice cream. I make many flavours. People gather to eat my ice cream - I AM A GOD!!!









:eek:

Bannasidhe wrote: »

plus we need a plan to deal with those damnable sorbets.

Exactly, and dont even get me started on Gelato, damned italians

Penn wrote: »

If God is so kind and loving, why does he send Twisters to destroy people's homes?

Silly Penn - the ice cream needs to be churned to stop ice crystals forming. It's not His fault if humans exercising free will have chosen to live in unnatural structures instead of out in the open like he intended us to.
God is just trying to make sure we get smooth ice cream by churning up the air. What a guy!

As a raspberry ripple devotee I expect that some will try to burn me at the stake but I care not. You will see that I follow the true path of swirls and twists.

Its a flying spagetti monster!

phutyle wrote: »

It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.

transubstantimasturbation

Word of the year.








I am so jealous I didn't think of it.

Jernal wrote: »

I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!? :eek:

Do this in mammary of me.