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fuh-tuh-guh-fop parole

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  • #52
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    193914.jpg

    Her name is Ewizzybeth.

    'wizzybeth 'wizzybeth, where have you been?
    Your presence was missed on the punk rock cow scene.
    I heard you got bit by a rabid, stray dog
    and then lost your mohawk in a thick fog

    But 'wizzybeth 'wizzybeth all is forgiven
    Come back right now you will be given:
    all the grass that you want and nose rings aplenty
    Sure, that's more than enough for girl in her twenties!




    .


  • #53
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    @Fago! Cheers!


  • #54
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You're doing a great job!
    But, can you explain to me exactly what twitter is? I have an account for about 3 years now and still have no idea what to do with it.
    Do I need to add people to it to talk to them??


  • #55
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm glad you asked, Teddy! Twitter is part of a conspiracy by the all birds of the world to fly all the whales of the world to Wales. Twitter is used by them for coordination and propaganda porpoises, I mean purposes.

    why_is_fail_whale_not_fail_twitter_1.jpg

    Some people believe the seagulls are the chief orchestrators but to me that's tin foil hat stuff. I usually associate orchestras more with penguins anyway.


  • #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Bake me a cake, put my name on it with pink writing.


  • #57
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Yeesh! How late will you be staying up tonight?


  • #58
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Start a thread in AH about something humorous or humongous :D


  • #59
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    humorous
    Disney_-_Robin.gif?v=1
    Well, would you look at Yankee Doodle with the feather in his cap!


  • #60
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Yeesh! How late will you be staying up tonight?

    will not be in bed before 2am I would say. get baking. put nice decorations on it,


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  • #61
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i wuv wizzybeth :);)


  • #62
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    hondasam wrote: »
    Bake me a cake, put my name on it with pink writing.

    challenge.jpg
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEkp2PGmD8z4NGJ3oe4VKXYAn_GSuejwikrxYe6ipmrNDLawwL
    close_enough.png


  • #63
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Close but no cigar, I see megan on there not Sam.

    I will compromise, it can be Honda, Sam ,Samantha or Sami


  • #64
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    194025.jpg

    I made pink whipped cream but I didn't have nearly enough to write out your name, so I used bits of spaghetti instead!


  • #65
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    well done. easy one for you now.

    Post the first post you posted in tcn. we can all laugh at it.


  • #66
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    If I put in that much effort and didn't have cake to show for it I'd be quite annoyed. I'm quite annoyed as it is, seeing as I only came up with the spaghetti idea after faffing around with whipped cream and then blueberries.

    Waiting for cake sugar rush to hit...


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  • #67
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    hondasam wrote: »
    well done. easy one for you now.

    Post the first post you posted in tcn. we can all laugh at it.
    FTGFOP wrote: »
    From a wobbly start, to a gutsy dart
    'tis the trusty rusty racer,

    They'll hit 94 with the underscore:

    "Look, Ma!
    2390664760_d2007721b3.jpg
    Yuk it up.


  • #68
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    May I have a cute little kitty please?


  • #69
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    . I'm quite annoyed as it is, seeing as I only came up with the spaghetti idea after faffing around with whipped cream and then blueberries.

    Waiting for cake sugar rush to hit...

    Is there secret ingredients in my cake, I want to know what it is I'm eating.


  • #70
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Whipped cream, blueberries, faff.


  • #71
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    KKkitty wrote: »
    May I have a cute little kitty please?

    194026.jpg


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  • #72
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I'm not racist but cute kitty thanks :)


  • #73
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    OMG!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHqoPHZCUM


  • #74
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Make Sarky laugh. Not a "lol" with no actual laugh. I want you to actually make him laugh.

    Make with the funny.

    Or, I dunno, draw what the leader saw when tripping balls.
    ^ *cough*


  • #75
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    FTGFOP, your first post in tcn is beautiful.

    G'wan, you're off the hook. I might even let you post in the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER for a while. Maybe. Let me actually do some work and not get fired first and I'll think about it.


  • #76
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I think FTGOPTFPTFP should have my filter space for such a good job:cool:
    Every time someone does the parole thread they could get a limited pardon until the next person does it:)


    Here's some Winners PIE! Yum I love PIE!
    pie_eat_2.jpg


  • #77
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    pie_eat_2.jpg

    ^That's a nice haircut, son.
    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    *cough*
    What the leader saw.




    Deki wrote: »
    i wuv wizzybeth :);)
    Glad to hear it!
    KKkitty wrote: »
    I'm not racist but cute kitty thanks :)
    Suuuure. ;) Just realised that Lazer guy is in blackface and therefore racist too! So I've posted two racist pics since you came onto the thread!!!
    Sarky wrote: »
    FTGFOP, your first post in tcn is beautiful.

    G'wan, you're off the hook. I might even let you post in the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER for a while. Maybe. Let me actually do some work and not get fired first and I'll think about it.
    YESSSSSSSSSSS!
    *dance of sweet release*


  • #78
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    What the leader saw.
    And then he was all like...

    And%20then%20he's%20all%20like....jpg
    Oh my!


  • #79
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    alomelorocks_1291047139_14-funny_warning_signs_1.jpg




    Well done btw.


  • #80
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I'm not a racist kitty and I can't be more sure of that, I'm just a little, cute and cuddly, furry pussycat, I wish love and stuff to all my furry friends brown, black, marmalade or white, and a nice warm bed to cosy in for the night, I love when my master rubs my soft and smooth fur, to let him know I enjoy it I give a contented purr.


  • #81
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Oh yeah? How do you feel about dogs?
    hondasam wrote: »
    Well done btw.

    Thanks! In a way, you helped bake the cake that got me out of prison! Or in another, more accurate way, I did.


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  • #82
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Dogs are my friends too. All creatures great and small, KKkitty loves them all :)


  • #83
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Ah, fair enough. Can't say I'm mad about marmalade fur myself but good for you for being so tolerant.


  • #84
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Ah, fair enough. Can't say I'm mad about marmalade fur myself but good for you for being so tolerant.
    Thanks. Once I have my bowl of milk and my cat food I'm grinning like a cheshire cat.


  • #85
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Omg racism


  • #86
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Racism's bad.


  • #87
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Hey, do I get an official certificate of pardon or anything?


  • #88
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fungi and animals eat from the same food source

    end kingdomism


  • #89
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Looking for human rights, Matt?


  • #90
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky!

    Sarky, man, I'm feeling kinda twitchy. The FILTER is calling my name. Do I have immunity?


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  • #91
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh go on then. But only for 5 posts. Spend them wisely. For example, mocking hondasam because she can't post there.


  • #92
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Thanks :) That, coupled with the codeine I just took really took the edge off.


  • #93
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You're a very special boy FUTHP.


  • #94
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Special how?


  • #95
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You know.


  • #96
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Olympically? :(


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  • #97
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Olympically? :(
    Super Naturally. You are the super natural :eek:


  • #98
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm frightened, Teddy!


  • #99
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You shouldn't be. I are one of the good guys.


  • #100
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm scared of being supernatural.


  • #101
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    Oh go on then. But only for 5 posts. Spend them wisely. For example, mocking hondasam because she can't post there.

    :(


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