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Which is better?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

    Ever had one via a blowjob with someone else?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    yea tried the alternating between hot and cold but he said none of your fancy business woman :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    yea tried the alternating between hot and cold but he said none of your fancy business woman :pac:

    Then he's a moron.

    Sorry, it had to be said.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Then he's a moron.

    Sorry, it had to be said.

    Ah he just didn't like it. Plenty of other things to do though so it's grand;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Smidge wrote: »
    A decade of the Rosary for you two:D:P
    jesus thats harsh! 10 years....

    oh wait...
    still harsh tho


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,683 ✭✭✭monty_python


    dirty fcukers the lot of you :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    jesus thats harsh! 10 years....

    oh wait...
    still harsh tho

    You had me doubting the spelling there for a sec:mad:
    I stand by my sentence:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    dirty fcukers the lot of you :eek:

    I think you mean they are "durty";):pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    You're all filthy and have taken way my innocence!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭Awesomeness


    Dont fall for it. The whole thing will leave a bad taste in your mouth


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 1777


    Suck and ride is standard. However you can bag yourself a bargain if you avail of the ladies favorites except for sex. Girls who cost 80 normally will tend to go with that for only 50. Good times sure have been had.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    There are many days I want one and not the other. Many other days I want both together. I feel entirely unable to pick one or the other in the poll therefore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    i think you must meen suck job,because if you blow to hard you end up with a humped back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    I'm surprised that Strawberries have not been mentioned!! If your partner (the male) eats strawberries the day prior to a BJ, it has the effect of making the sperm strawberry flavoured!! It works! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Keep it going, I'm getting a stiffy here...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Variety is always good (not talking about the conventional porn flick sequence of events)

    But for most one-off acts/quickie, sex trumps BJ every time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    If jondoms are been used during the actual sex but not for the blowjob, then I'd have to say the blowjob is better, simply because it feels better without it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Surprise blow jobs are the best. Or distraction blow jobs. Or pay attention to me blow jobs. Personally, i don't understand how some girls don't like giving them. There's something incredibly sexy about having a guy in the palm of your hand like that :o


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Must be why he left me! :(
    Lads of AH, come on FFS. IHC has just suggested she's now single and appears to have certain techniques down to a fine and filthy art and nearly a day goes by and not one of ye has posted "you have PM". Very disappointed lads. *slowly shakes head*:)

    EDIT original question? Sex definitely.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Lads of AH, come on FFS. IHC has just suggested she's now single and appears to have certain techniques down to a fine and filthy art and nearly a day goes by and not one of ye has posted "you have PM". Very disappointed lads. *slowly shakes head*:)

    EDIT original question? Sex definitely.

    But she hates cuddles so I'm out.

    how can you hate cuddles? :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Surprise blow jobs are the best. Or distraction blow jobs. Or pay attention to me blow jobs. Personally, i don't understand how some girls don't like giving them. There's something incredibly sexy about having a guy in the palm of your hand like that :o

    I like waking him up with blow jobs its like "wtf is going on...oohh wait..awwhh yeah" :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    BJ.

    Just cause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    I like waking them up with blow jobs its like "wtf is going on...oohh wait..awwhh yeah" :o
    Them?! How big is your mouth? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Them?! How big is your mouth? :eek:

    My record is 4 :pac:

    force of habit saying them! i changed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old



    But she hates cuddles so I'm out.

    how can you hate cuddles? :mad:

    Christ, I like cuddles. Just don't tell anyone...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda



    Christ, I like cuddles. Just don't tell anyone...

    I knew it... No one could hate cuddles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Them?! How big is your mouth? :eek:

    She ordered a sausage fest once...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Steve O wrote: »
    She ordered a sausage fest once...

    That was a slip of the tongue :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    I have 'my blow jobs' and 'his blow jobs'

    Ones just for my own perverse pleasure! :o

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    That was a slip of the tongue :mad:
    A Freudian slip?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Anybody know what a blow job feels like when her tongue is pierced?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O



    That was a slip of the tongue :mad:

    I bet it was.

    Hwa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    A Freudian slip?

    Thats the one! Im very slow when i dont sleep :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Anybody know what a blow job feels like when her tongue is pierced?

    Good if she knows what to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Anybody know what a blow job feels like when her tongue is pierced?

    Unbelievable. Looks fantastic too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Steve O wrote: »

    Unbelievable. Looks fantastic too.

    Damn I take mine out, I have it in my head that it will really hurt!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O



    Damn I take mine out, I have it in my head that it will really hurt!

    One of the spiky ones would do damage...

    ...not to mine though. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    RATM wrote: »
    She also introduced me to the Champagne Blow Job which is something every man must try. It involves her filling her mouth full of champagne (or any cava or sparkling wine will do). Then she goes down on you. The sensation of having hundreds of little bubbles popping on the top of your knob is just unreal and it will drive any man crazy, trust me.

    I showed my GF this post and her first question was "Do we still have that champagne in the fridge?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    syklops wrote: »

    I showed my GF this post and her first question was "Do we still have that champagne in the fridge?"

    She's a keeper :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    syklops wrote: »

    I showed my GF this post and her first question was "Do we still have that champagne in the fridge?"

    Get some ice pops for her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Get some ice pops for her

    Pop rocks can be fun too >.>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old



    Pop rocks can be fun too >.>

    I tried that before, had to put 7up in my mouth too because they are sharp!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda



    Pop rocks can be fun too >.>

    No he uses the ice pops on her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    No he uses the ice pops on her.

    Depending on how wet she is from them he could still use the pop rocks on her :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old



    No he uses the ice pops on her.

    You're going to need to expand here...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    You're going to need to expand here...

    Thats what he said to her......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda



    You're going to need to expand here...

    Well she can suck the ice pop so its a bit thawed while he gets to work downtown. She can either start rubbing the cold ice pop over her bean and lips while he is licking or he can take control of it. Some girls lose the run of themselves and start trying to force feed both


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    RATM wrote: »
    And as a bloke I'd love to have a pussy for the day, I don't think I'd leave the house with the amount of playing going on haha !

    Knowing my luck it'd be on the blob the day I had it.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    One more week and my man's home. One more week then no more gagging for it, just gag....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Well she can suck the ice pop so its a bit thawed while he gets to work downtown. She can either start rubbing the cold ice pop over her bean and lips while he is licking or he can take control of it. Some girls lose the run of themselves and start trying to force feed both

    Hmmmm...that sounds interesting.


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