Microwave and Time Machine forum

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2008 12:43am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWnoMaSgYPY

Nerin · 25-02-2008 1:49am

i want to vote but i dont want to destroy the fact yay has 666 votes:D

FunkZ · 25-02-2008 2:04am

nerin wrote: »

i want to vote but i dont want to destroy the fact yay has 666 votes:D

The poll is closed!

We need this forum to be honest...

Nerin · 25-02-2008 2:12am

lol i just realised that when i could see the results i wasnt gonna be voting

if we ad a time machine i could go back and unmake that mistake

Ruu_Old · 01-03-2008 2:58am

1.21 GIGAWATTS!! This forum must be made, you'll thank me in 10 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqtXOi1iaY

Capt'n Midnight · 01-03-2008 7:42pm

What's 88mph in kmph ?

You'd get arrested for speeding each time too

Zaph · 01-03-2008 8:45pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

What's 88mph in kmph ?

141.6 km/h

Genghiz Cohen · 01-03-2008 10:27pm

Zaph wrote: »

141.6 km/h

509760000 Meters per Second (I think)

Capt'n Midnight · 01-03-2008 11:22pm

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

509760000 Meters per Second (I think)

300000000m/s is the speed of light

so 88mph is faster than the speed of light , well that would explain the time travel.

And with all the to and froing the car would get very old, so stainless steel is a safe bet. - Remember that when buying microwaves !

Since microwave cavities resonate, should not something similar be done for time travel, or should we be looking at something that can resonate at the De Broglie of the object/person we wish to move.

Zaph · 01-03-2008 11:24pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Since microwave cavities resonate, should not something similar be done for time travel, or should we be looking at something that can resonate at the De Broglie of the object/person we wish to move.

I want racing stripes on mine.

Hagar · 02-03-2008 12:37am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

And with all the to and froing the car would get very old, so stainless steel is a safe bet. - Remember that when buying microwaves !

Not if you but the De Lorean 950 watt. Aluminium FTW and the door opens up.

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2008 3:30am

Hagar wrote: »

Not if you but the De Lorean 950 watt. Aluminium FTW and the door opens up.

I'm now planning on customizing my microwave with a gull-wing door.

02-03-2008 6:23am

Zaph wrote: »

141.6 km/h

or 236544FF (furlongs/fortnight), one of the lesser used SI units

randylonghorn · 02-03-2008 6:31am

Deleted User wrote: »

furlongs/fortnight

Made me lol!

Capt'n Midnight · 02-03-2008 2:06pm

Don't encourage him, since he went with the SI units he's had no scruples.

JIZZLORD · 04-03-2008 12:15pm

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it

04-03-2008 4:14pm

How many barrels of motion lotion does the tank hold?

Capt'n Midnight · 05-03-2008 1:30am

Are we talking
Old US feet when they decolonised
Metric US feet when they followed the French
US geological survey feet
Current US feet , whatever they are

05-03-2008 2:39am

Pairs of feet will become f*2,, football will be metricated.

So from now on the national game will be metreball (both gaeilge & as béarla) no more peál or football.

is maith liom beoir!

JIZZLORD · 05-03-2008 4:20pm

will the ball be square?

AlmightyCushion · 05-03-2008 4:25pm

It'll be a circular-square.

Jesus Wept · 05-03-2008 6:23pm

I think you mean a square-circle, popularly abbreviated to the word 'squircle' in 2091.
Have you been skipping future-history classes?

Ruu_Old · 05-03-2008 6:30pm

Professor Frink: (draws on chalkboard) Here is an ordinary square…
Chief Wiggum: Whoa, whoa! Slow down, egghead!

Jesus Wept · 05-03-2008 7:05pm

Ruu wrote: »

Professor Frink: (draws on chalkboard) Here is an ordinary square…
Chief Wiggum: Whoa, whoa! Slow down, egghead!

love it.

Take that, stupid dimension!

Seth Brundle · 05-03-2008 10:21pm

Idiots!
The ball will be spherically-cubic!

Jesus Wept · 05-03-2008 10:59pm

kbannon wrote: »

Idiots!
The ball will be spherically-cubic!

Glavin.

Capt'n Midnight · 05-03-2008 11:47pm

in the 3D world a circle + square = cylinder

when you treat time as a dimension then you get a hypercube / hypersphere combo - a hypercylinder

Problem is that it should have been a hypertorus if you wanted resonance :rolleyes:

Seth Brundle · 05-03-2008 11:56pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

in the 3D world a circle + square = cylinder

when you treat time as a dimension then you get a hypercube / hypersphere combo - a hypercylinder

Problem is that it should have been a hypertorus if you wanted resonance :rolleyes:

No!
You are using the original theory where you multiply a two dimensional object by another two dimensional object to arrive at a fourth dimension. A square (2D) and a circle (again 2D) multiplied does give 4D but not efficiently.

Further development using that theory involved folding or rather rolling up one of the objects and then multiplying it by the other. If you take the square and roll it up you get a tube. Then multiply it by the circle!

Still all this is redundant since it was shown to be flawed after those kids were fatally injured back in 2115 when their school tour bus imploded. As you know, nobody ever really found out the direct cause but it is widely attributed to kids activating the emergency door causing the multiplication to use decimals rather than integers. Simple but overseen flaw!

Since then everyone is using the more standard and trustworthy of quantum factoring to do a somewhat similar task!

Actually, just re-reading your post - you are adding and not multiplying. WTF are you playing at man?

Capt'n Midnight · 06-03-2008 2:16am

kbannon wrote:

As you know, nobody ever really found out the direct cause but it is widely attributed to kids activating the emergency door causing the multiplication to use decimals rather than integers. Simple but overseen flaw!

Tell me all about it !
Windows uses integers so scaling's a bitch. COme to think of it integers is what caused that problem with those 16384 x 12080, 480 inch displays. They was a bit of confusion over the use of unsigned integers during a patch update back on the 29th Feb 2044. The combined effect of 48 million holo projector fields flipping to negative pixels combined with the resulting power spike caused Manhatten to slip forward in time by a few microseconds. Unfortunately there was no displacement compensation mechanism as it was totally unforeseen and the celestial rotation meant it ended up in New Jersey, property rights took a long while to sort out and they cleaned up on out of state tax. But at least it lead to provisional Heisenberg compensators until they got the echnology to make real Heisenberg Compensators, and when they failed they tired continuity Heisenberg Compensators, fun for a while think of it as the dot com of the '40s

Ruu_Old · 06-03-2008 7:37pm

Would Bill & Ted be allowed to be discussed in this forum also?

*does air guitar*

AlmightyCushion · 06-03-2008 7:46pm

Like, totally, dude.

Genghiz Cohen · 06-03-2008 8:59pm

If anything goes wrong, Desmond Hume will be my constant.

randylonghorn · 06-03-2008 9:19pm

I have a headache now!

Can someone please pop back a few minutes, and warn me not to read anything kbannon and the capt'n have written in this thread! >.<

Jesus Wept · 06-03-2008 9:21pm

Ruu wrote: »

Would Bill & Ted be allowed to be discussed in this forum also?

*does air guitar*

excellent idea

guinnessdrinker · 06-03-2008 9:28pm

Ruu wrote: »

Would Bill & Ted be allowed to be discussed in this forum also?

*does air guitar*

Wyld Stallyns rock!

Adam · 12-03-2008 3:35pm

Lad's, I just got the first post in the new forum under my belt, thought I'd pop back and let you all know.

Ruu_Old · 12-03-2008 4:30pm

Just wait till you see who got to moderate the forum. *sobs*:(

Seth Brundle · 12-03-2008 5:00pm

Ruu wrote: »

Just wait till you see who got to moderate the forum. *sobs*:(

I'm not that bad, am I? <smells armpits>

Adam · 12-03-2008 5:45pm

Well I'm fuppin great. I got that new brainmod so I'm patched in even when I'm asleep.

Capt'n Midnight · 12-03-2008 9:50pm

aren't you worried ?

I'm sure you got the revised brainmod that blocks the rootkit that led to the "word of mouth" spambot, but did you check for the undocumented feature added in 2256 in light of pre-patent laws ?

Adam · 12-03-2008 9:53pm

I googled it. Nothing came up. It never happened.

Capt'n Midnight · 12-03-2008 11:20pm

They use google too. And with the resources at their disposal they can go back to all the information leaks and once they are tidied up google becomes the new wikipedia

Capt'n Midnight · 12-03-2008 11:32pm

http://www.psychology4a.com/Toast_permanence.jpg

Jesus Wept · 13-03-2008 9:53pm

Ruu_Old · 21-03-2008 2:18am

Any word on this yet? I might even have to call in the favour, never thought I would have to.

Jesus Wept · 21-03-2008 2:30am

lol, nay a peep Ruu! But we are a patient lot - for the future and the past belong to us.

Orion · 21-03-2008 3:25am

Well tbh we're only patient because that we already knew that it will have been created.
:pac:

Adam · 21-03-2008 3:28am

Macros42 wrote: »

Well tbh we're only patient because that we already knew that it will have been created.
:pac:

That sentence is wrong on so many levels :pac:

randylonghorn · 21-03-2008 4:57am

That last virgin was too much for him, she dented his helmet and addled his brain ...

challengemaster · 21-03-2008 5:48am

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