Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

fred funk }{ · 24-05-2015 10:20am

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

IvyTheTerrible · 24-05-2015 10:23am

fred funk }{ wrote: »

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

24-05-2015 10:24am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

Um.

Check where the blessing is.

TitianGerm · 24-05-2015 10:25am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

I'd go with 'BLESSINGINTHESKIES' SKIES :P

fred funk }{ · 24-05-2015 11:32am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

Eh...blessing in the skies (disguise)

Actually saw it written like that on boards too before.

IvyTheTerrible · 24-05-2015 12:06pm

Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing!

Smidge · 24-05-2015 12:21pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing!

Me too

rawn · 24-05-2015 12:44pm

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

coolhull · 24-05-2015 12:54pm

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't

spud82 · 24-05-2015 3:24pm

Plenty to look at here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/weep-for-the-future#.cikXy46B9

sligojoek · 24-05-2015 3:49pm

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

So God is sending ISIS to make us into a christian country again.

looking_around · 24-05-2015 4:33pm

Whosthis wrote: »

Although misplaced and liberally distributed, she is at least aware of the existence of the full stop.

Or posted from a phone.
When I'm typing with phone I often hit full stop instead of space. None of those full stops are placed correctly.

J Mysterio · 24-05-2015 6:16pm

coolhull wrote: »

Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

ArtyM · 24-05-2015 6:48pm

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

I read this in Samuel L jackson's voice - sounded badass.
I think I am gonna have a wee pray (just in case)

coolhull · 24-05-2015 7:12pm

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

Good work, Mysterio. But it doesn't explain why ISIS has been active for years now, while we only passed the referendum on Friday. Did they know something we didn't know? And don't get me started on earthquakes...

Pherekydes · 24-05-2015 7:22pm

J Mysterio wrote: »

The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

If God sent ISIS shouldn't you be on your knees praying in the direction of Mecca?

LynnGrace · 24-05-2015 10:11pm

fred funk }{ wrote: »

"WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

First there was telpis. Now blessingintheskies with a #... Of course

I love this thread!

darkdubh · 24-05-2015 11:54pm

rawn wrote: »

Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

"Bible speak about this people
Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo

ivytwine · 25-05-2015 5:46am

darkdubh wrote: »

If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

retro:electro · 25-05-2015 6:23am

"Farming eh who could be bothered with tha? #nobodygottimefortha"
Que the comments;

"Ah your dad?"
"Sure where would ya get your milk loveen"

"Oops sorry meant shaving damn autocorrect lol"

darkdubh · 25-05-2015 9:28am

ivytwine wrote: »

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

Yep,irony is lost on this bunch.A lot of the more extreme opinions posted seem to be from non Irish too,like the guy(African I think) calling to bomb the poofters or something like that.

Un Croissant · 25-05-2015 10:00am

Looks like God rolled a misfire with Isis. If he is punishing the West with them then he obviously scattered way off target.

God has poor dice rolling skills.

sligojoek · 25-05-2015 10:16am

ivytwine wrote: »

I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.

I'd say there's a lot of deleting of posts to be done.

coolhull · 25-05-2015 12:21pm

''yes, yes, yes' Congrats on the referendum. Great news for all my gay friends.
John ****, (full name supplied) We'll have to find a husband for you now''

As far as I know, poor John hasn't 'come out' publicly yet.... Well, you're outed now, John

XxMCRxBabyxX · 25-05-2015 12:49pm

How do people still believe this crap?!
Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.

Generic Dreadhead · 25-05-2015 2:34pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

How do people still believe this crap?!
Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.

"Facebook Companies" :pac:

MrStuffins · 25-05-2015 4:06pm

".......NSTFBC"

What?

Fame and Demise · 26-05-2015 12:29am

MrStuffins wrote: »

".......NSTFBC"

What?

not sorry for the broadcast

XxMCRxBabyxX · 26-05-2015 12:35am

Fame and Demise wrote: »

not sorry for the broadcast

Ya wha?!

That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

Smidge · 26-05-2015 12:49am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Ya wha?!

That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

Then you, good Sir, are further ahead than I am

Ed Winchester · 26-05-2015 12:50am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Ya wha?!

That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

Which is??

XxMCRxBabyxX · 26-05-2015 12:50am

Smidge wrote: »

Then you, good Sir, are further ahead than I am

"Shaking my head" apparently

Ed Winchester · 26-05-2015 12:51am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

"Shaking my head" apparently

TALOBIYAM.

XxMCRxBabyxX · 26-05-2015 12:52am

Ed Winchester wrote: »

TALOBIYAM.

Taliban?

Smidge · 26-05-2015 12:52am

Ah here, this has gone into the realms of "Enigma"

How lazy do you have to be to shorten that??

Ed Winchester · 26-05-2015 12:54am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Taliban?

No.

"thats a load of b*ll*x if you ask me"

I'm trying to invent a new word. Its a work in progress :pac:

Panic E · 26-05-2015 1:54am

Have one girl who keeps all the 'hope ur ok hun' types in business. Fair enough, she always has something mysterious & secret happening.(pm)

Another lad then posts all these passive aggressive passages which are sometimes humorous but ultimately bitchy. I think he searches for them.

Then there's this guy. Always complaining, '**** Christians', '**** religion', '**** America', '**** the English', and for the sake of it seemingly.

I don't know what his story is, I suspect he does be drinking and I leave it at that. However, he posted this today I feel it was way below the belt:

'Thanks Bill for nothing you were pretty **** at your job.' along with a tribute to Bill O' Herlihy. Yikes. I don't understand. Dude is in his 40's too.

Ed Winchester · 26-05-2015 2:03am

Panic E wrote: »

Have one girl who keeps all the 'hope ur ok hun' types in business. Fair enough, she always has something mysterious & secret happening.(pm)

Another lad then posts all these passive aggressive passages which are sometimes humorous but ultimately bitchy. I think he searches for them.

Then there's this guy. Always complaining, '**** Christians', '**** religion', '**** America', '**** the English', and for the sake of it seemingly.

I don't know what his story is, I suspect he does be drinking and I leave it at that. However, he posted this today I feel it was way below the belt:

'Thanks Bill for nothing you were pretty **** at your job.' along with a tribute to Bill O' Herlihy. Yikes. I don't understand. Dude is in his 40's too.

He deserves a kick in the face for that kind of blasphemy.

Panic E · 26-05-2015 2:47am

Ed Winchester wrote: »

He deserves a kick in the face for that kind of blasphemy.

He's definitely contemptuous of the God word in any incarnation, forgot about that. Also American customs and mannerisms, where he happens to live now.

He is always complaining about those. I chalk it down to intolerance seemingly, which is bad enough but I assume that he is merely looking for ways to vent.

This Bill O'Herlihy comment (RIP) I'm struggling to get my head around at all though. He goes on then to elaborate further if anyone would like to hear that?

brandnewaward · 26-05-2015 3:10am

Panic E wrote: »

He's definitely contemptuous of the God word in any incarnation, forgot about that. Also American customs and mannerisms, where he happens to live now.

He is always complaining about those. I chalk it down to intolerance seemingly, which is bad enough but I assume that he is merely looking for ways to vent.

This Bill O'Herlihy comment (RIP) I'm struggling to get my head around at all though. He goes on then to elaborate further if anyone would like to hear that?

spill........please

Panic E · 26-05-2015 3:34am

Well it's not another slight on Bill or his commentator skills thankfully. How could anyone not like Bill O'Herlihy anyway, and dude here isn't even a sports fan.

Someone replied to him 'Ouch' (indeed). His reply 'Someone those old farts at RTE have it all to themselves, cronyism at its finest' a poorly made point at best.

brandnewaward · 26-05-2015 3:40am

Telpis altogether........the lad sounds like he could do with a good ride

ivytwine · 26-05-2015 6:42am

brandnewaward wrote: »

Telpis altogether........the lad sounds like he could do with a good ride

He'd be waiting I'd say... He won't get it down in Cork :P

haveringchick · 26-05-2015 7:59am

Sure he wouldn't get a kick in a stampede telpis.

ronjo · 26-05-2015 8:41am

Jaysus telpis telpis telpis telpis.......... We get it. It was funny once!!!!

Sorry, thats my Dumb boards status

kunst nugget · 26-05-2015 9:11am

Panic E wrote: »

How could anyone not like Bill O'Herlihy anyway, and dude here isn't even a sports fan.

His work as a lobbyist for the tobacco industry in Ireland is kind of stinky tbh.

kunst nugget · 26-05-2015 9:12am

ronjo wrote: »

Jaysus telpis telpis telpis telpis.......... We get it. It was funny once!!!!

Sorry, thats my Dumb boards status

Throw in a couple of angle jokes as well for the craic…

De Bhál · 26-05-2015 10:41am

Happy Birthday Padre Pio

RainyDay · 26-05-2015 4:03pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

His work as a lobbyist for the tobacco industry in Ireland is kind of stinky tbh.

He also worked closely with Frank Flannery as a FG advisor - slightly more stinky?

kunst nugget · 26-05-2015 4:07pm

RainyDay wrote: »

He also worked closely with Frank Flannery as a FG advisor - slightly more stinky?

Yeah, it's a case of scratching beneath the okey-doke surface and thinking 'hmmm, that's not cool…'

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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