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Toilet attendents?.

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    #62
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    Homeless people specialize in that type of sarcasm also. I'm not obliged to give money to anyone to be honest - I worked harder for my money than they do! Legally, too.


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    #63
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    preilly79 wrote: »
    I think they play on your desires to not be seen as rude or unkind. hence it's hard to refuse the tissue they hand you after you've washed your hands. even harder to accept it and walk away without acknowledging his 'effort' by leaving a tip.

    No need to ignore, just say no thanks :)

    I think its more to do with being pissed and having a pocket full of change tbh. I get more generous as the night gets on and the worse for it in the morning.


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    #64
    pipsqueak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    preilly79 wrote: »
    I think they play on your desires to not be seen as rude or unkind. hence it's hard to refuse the tissue they hand you after you've washed your hands. even harder to accept it and walk away without acknowledging his 'effort' by leaving a tip.

    No need to ignore, just say no thanks :)
    thats a very good point ! thought it was just me!


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    #65
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    They're frigging everywhere. Its something I hate tipping for, but I do tip especially if I'm feeling a bit smelly and want some deo or aftershave.

    But for handing me a paper towel? Well done genius, you saved me reaching another foot. Here's the deed to my house, my first born child and a nice glare from me. Get lost.

    Fair enough, I understand what they're supposed to do, keep an eye on the jacks, stop rampant drug use etc. But the one's in the local "club" (it barely warrents being called a club) stand around while the place swims in piss, drugs are rife, and even sometimes offered by the attendant.

    :rolleyes:


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    #66
    S.L.F
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭S.L.F


    Back some years ago in the Playwright pub there was a guy who had the whole toilet attendant thing down to a fine art I was very impressed with the way he had a bowl beside the sink with only €1 and €2 coins in it.

    I saw one bloke put in some small change.

    The toilet attendant then removed the small change into his pocket and only left the 1's and 2's so people would think this was what you had to put into the bowl.
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    #67
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    S.L.F wrote: »
    Back some years ago in the Playwright pub there was a guy who had the whole toilet attendant thing down to a fine art I was very impressed with the way he had a bowl beside the sink with only €1 and €2 coins in it.

    I saw one bloke put in some small change.

    The toilet attendant then removed the small change into his pocket and only left the 1's and 2's so people would think this was what you had to put into the bowl.

    youll find most buskers do this also!


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    #68
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    You've 11 posts and you are bothered by something :eek:

    I found it funny. What people do with their thanks is their business.

    Save it up for something worth getting pissed over ffs


    Is 11 posts not enough to say if you are unhappy about something? so you're saying you have to be on here years before you can say something?? That doesn't make sense to me.

    Pighead is just another poster to me and I'm sure many others, who cares how long you have been posting on here, everyone has something valuabe to say,

    no offence pighead:D


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    #69
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Pighead wrote: »
    Listen here sunshine. Pighead put a whole lot of effort into that post and for that alone it was worth a thanks. You come in wearing your negativity like a cowboy wears his stetson trying to ruin Pigheads weekend. Why would you do that? What's your angle kickupthehole?

    And for the record you failed to ruin Pigheads weekend as he only hurts when people with over 20 posts say nasty things about him.

    By the way Pighead why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?


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    #70
    the_syco
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    Talked to one of them. Said he did it as he couldn't get any other job.

    I say we should get healthy long-term dole people into the jacks.


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    #71
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    By the way Pighead why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

    YOU FOOL!!!!:eek:

    Dont you know what happened to the last person who said that to Pighead?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055249267


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    #72
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-46785.html

    Wow, was that really six years ago? Still, I'd thought the whole toilet attendant thing had died away over the last few years. There's certainly nowhere near as many as there was in 2006 say.


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    #73
    Donny5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭Donny5


    the_syco wrote: »
    Talked to one of them. Said he did it as he couldn't get any other job.

    I say we should get healthy long-term dole people into the jacks.

    Yeah, head first, and flush.


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    #74
    Rory123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Rory123


    THANKS PIGHEAD!!!


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    #75
    kickupthehole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭kickupthehole


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    By the way Pighead why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

    He clearly doesn't realise how cringe-worthy it is. His posts are just so pathetic, real paint by numbers ****e, everyone knows what he is going to post before he does. I don't whats worse though, the fact that he's such a boring cnut, or the fact that theres a collection of tards around here who clap their fins in delight every time he comes out with these so called "witty" remarks. I really don't know who to pity more.


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    #76
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    kickupthehole wrote: »
    He clearly doesn't realise how cringe-worthy it is. His posts are just so pathetic, real paint by numbers ****e, everyone knows what he is going to post before he does. I don't whats worse though, the fact that he's such a boring cnut, or the fact that theres a collection of tards around here who clap their fins in delight every time he comes out with these so called "witty" remarks. I really don't know who to pity more.

    I love how a Dec 2008 reg. knows so much. Banned.

    Annnnddd....back on topic in 3...2...


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    #77
    patrickSTARR
    Registered Users Posts: 961 ✭✭✭patrickSTARR


    Pighead wrote: »
    Bouncers are worse. Toilet attendants never judge Pighead by the footwear he wears on a night out.



    ya do know they dont care bout ur footwear, the bouncers that say this are just twats doing this for there own kicks.


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    #78
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    YOU FOOL!!!!:eek:

    Dont you know what happened to the last person who said that to Pighead?




    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055249267

    ah right he called some-one a retard:D.....no anagrams of midlandsmissus as far as I'm aware....or is there....


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    #79
    patrickSTARR
    Registered Users Posts: 961 ✭✭✭patrickSTARR


    Karoma wrote: »
    I love how a Dec 2008 reg. knows so much. /quote]


    personally im dec reg too. but ive been reading from the boards since dec of last year. thats prob how he knows so much.

    glad i finally reged tho, this place is addictive


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    #80
    JimmyCrackCorn!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 752 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn!


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    ah right he called some-one a retard:D.....no anagrams of midlandsmissus as far as I'm aware....or is there....

    On to a more important question.

    Can you fart and pee at the same time?


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    #81
    patrickSTARR
    Registered Users Posts: 961 ✭✭✭patrickSTARR


    JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »
    On to a more important question.

    Can you fart and pee at the same time?


    i love how topics change so much thru out a day.

    and i can do both, woo woo me


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    #82
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    ah right he called some-one a retard:D.....no anagrams of midlandsmissus as far as I'm aware....or is there....

    Only Pighead knows ;)


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    #83
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    I was over in Vegas for the last week, toilet attendants over there were funny as hell.

    "Welcome to the bathroom Sir, enjoy your piss."

    I said ****in right I will, on the way out I got a little spray of some funky expensive stuff, some mouthwash and a big cigar. Now thats what I call classy!
    :pac:


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    #84
    oq4v3ht0u76kf2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    ah right he called some-one a retard:D.....no anagrams of midlandsmissus as far as I'm aware....or is there....

    Well there is the oh-so-insulting: Damn Dis Is Slums

    Perhaps referring to the midlands? :P

    Or Dads Muslin Miss... but that's both religious and incestuous...


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