What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

My last dog Marley (RIP) got me into many an awkward situation - one jumps out immediately as I was reading this thread:

I'd just moved into a lovely new rented house, huge garden for himself to run around in - house next door had 2 lovely friendly dogs who used to love to play with him - I'd moved him into doggy heaven basically! The house next door had the daughter of my landlord living in it with her boyfriend. Nice people but quiet and kept to themselves but not in an unfriendly way! We'd wave and shout hello to eachother and go on with our lives - had a few chats with them over time and all that - but basically no closer.

Ok - so we'd been living there about a week - things were going well and we were all happy .... let the dog out in the AM to do his business - he'd usually do all that then pop under the fence to see his buddies for a bit of a morning romp - after awhile opened the door and called himself - he came running about a minute later as usual but as he's romping across the yard I see something swinging from his mouth - he loved to find prizes when he was out and bring them home, so was ready for a bit of a laugh at what he'd found this time .... he drops it at my feet and that's when I realize it's a pair of knickers I've never seen before - the penny drops and I look across to the neighbours - sure enough there's a gap on her washing line in the knickers section :o:o - Being a woman myself and being their tennant for such a short time I went purple and had no idea what to do with them! I knew returning them would be best but how mortifying to have to give her knickers back! With an explanation that "the dog took them" - yeah, that's one believable step up from "the dog ate my homework"! - So I decided to stash them in the hall cupboard and return them in a day or two - or maybe just stick them in their letterbox when they were out at work! And life went on - till the next time! About a week after the first episode - did the usual morning routine and once again I see him romping across the yard, something else - bigger this time - swinging from his mouth. Well, wouldn't ya know - he'd gotten the matching bra for the knickers he'd already stolen! :rolleyes::o The dog had taste! These weren't cheapy tesco or penny's stuff - they were quite fancy! So - now I had double the embarassment of trying to return the feckin' matching set! Two mismatched items might have been more believable - but having to return an expensive, matched set of bra and knickers .... I can only imagine all that would have been in their heads is "Our freak of a tennant steals my matching underwear! And then blames the dog!" So needless to say the bra joined the knickers in the hall closet. And just tried to forget about them! Many months after I was regaling it to a friend and after they'd wet their pants in laughter and managed to get off the floor from rolling around laughing they came up with an ingenius plan - we scattered some of my old socks and knickers, etc around the yard in the long grass and once we saw them pulling in - dashed out the back door of my house and started picking them up - the daughter came out next door to see her dogs - and mine scooted under the fence to join in on the attention seeking! And I pulled out her missing items went over to the fence and said mine had gone on a laundry sabotage mission and I'd just found it all out in the long grass - she said hers did the same and appologies if they'd helped out - just laughed it out and said I'd dust for paw prints later - and I said "I'm really embarrassed - but I think these are yours - I don't recognize them" and handed them over - she laughed went on the assumption she'd been laundry sabotaged by the dogs at some point as well.

Glad it was over - I'd done the right thing - and she had her knickers back:D :rolleyes:Minimum embarrassment required! Win-Win all around! :D

Well what can I say about our lovely lady Chloe GSH X

In her short 6mths she has

Chewed thru our bed

destroyed my daughters new trainers in under 1 minute

Robbed my yummy steak from my plate...in a flash!

Got my wifes eyeliner and half ate it but it stuck to her teeth and mouth and she marked everything she touched with her mouth

Pulls the clothes off the line

oh and the other day she was very silent.... when we found her she had a very shiny wet slippery face,why? because she had just comsumed a full tub of butter! :eek:

Not to mention when we take her for a run she somehow always manages to find a big cow pat which she rolls in over and over again, poooo!!!

Looking at her you would think butter wouldnt melt in her mouth,but it surely does!

But like everyone else on this thread with pets,we love her to bits:):):)

Thank god my two have done little real damage, the usual evil andrex puppy (steals the loo roll instead of bringing it), shredding paper was Ollies fav thing as a pup.
Most of mine have been stealing food stories, Ollie at 4 months stole a vindaloo, it was too hot for us so we dropped it in a swing top bin. Cue something like Whispered's story, trail of red goo, empty but red stained water bowl, mostly white(long haired) dog with red face and paws, but no vomit, he seemed to enjoy it. He's also eaten raw chillies, thai red curry, and an entire pepperoni pizza (my daughter won't leave the room leaving an open pizza box again:D)although I believe he had help from his "sister" and the cat, and fish from the oven (left the door open with shelf half out when someone called to the door), carefully carried away in its foil and then opened upstairs on the landing spilling smelly fish juices on carpet.
From my shopping bag he has taken steak, mince, chicken and a large(expensive) piece of sea bass.
I have now learned to put the shopping away quicker.

I have a cat who likes to lick the jam off toast, really didn't feel good after I found that out, I'd just eaten half my toast and swore I put more jam on it:o

1 toothbrush belonging to the cat! That's it, I'm rather lucky with my fella that he's not a chewer, not sure what possesed him to destroy the cat's toothbrush. Steals plenty of socks and underwear but just hoards them like a magpie.

years ago my mam was cooking pork chops on the pan for my dad's dinner. The phone rang and she went out to the hallway to answer it (turned out to be a wrong number, so she was only gone a minute). When she got back there were no chops - the raw one on a plate beside the pan waiting to be cooked was gone as well as the one that had been cooking away. Our collie was way up the far end of the garden looking as if butter wouldn't melt.... Dad got sausages for his dinner in the end and wasn't particularly happy about it. Dog strangely didn't want his dinner that day. Coincidence?

This morning I took the dog to the park for his run (different dog, the old guy died in 2009 aged 16) where he met his mate the weimarner. The pair of them were having a lovely run around when my dog started rolling in something. When I went to investigate I found that he'd been rolling in the rotting carcass of a chicken (god knows how that got there). He was delighted with himself but I had to drive him home with all the car windows open and then give the sod a bath before I could go to work.

Dog 1:

• reading glasses and case robbed?? or lost. all the family thought my father was crazy when he said the dog stole them as he was always losing them. Ages after he died we found the glasses and case separately buried in the straw in the dogs kennel:)
• OH's wallet robbed from the back seat of the car.......all cards taken out and chewed, money eaten and wallet wrecked.
• Our wedding coin.......coin completely destroyed with teeth marks, velvet pouch that held it eaten.

Dog 2:

• skirting boards around the entire hall wrecked. we had to wait until she was 5 before we replaced them. any that she could not rip right off the wall she managed to actually chew a hole in while on the wall.
• all buckets of water put in run were emptied. put a large metal one in one day and looked out to see her lifting it by the handle and carrying it over to the kennel where she tipped it in and soaked the whole place.
• scrape marks down the door of my jeep

dog 3:

• really expensive staircase........bottom step eaten....completely ruined.

Dogs 4,5 & 6

• woke up to turmoil in the house in the middle of the night. went down to discover black bin bag full of recycling had been pulled down from counter and shredded. ALL cardboard eaten!.......whole room covered in poop:(
• remote for our expensive camera eaten beyond repair.

I wont even bother with the beds, teddies etc we have been through:eek:

ppink wrote: »

[*]woke up to turmoil in the house in the middle of the night. went down to discover black bin bag full of recycling had been pulled down from counter and shredded. ALL cardboard eaten!.......whole room covered in poop:(

Plenty of fibre!

borderlinemeath wrote: »

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We came home to a similar picture with all our conservatory furniture foam in pieces all over the conservatory floor, boxer lying in it pleased as punch. I was fuming! :mad:

Fifteen minutes later, my two kids came in to the kitchen and said they'd cleaned it all up. I was very impressed and went to inspect. Sure enough it was clean as a whistle.

On closer inspection, they taken all the foam pieces and thrown them out the conservatory doors into the garden - it was everywhere!

Kids and animals, eh....... :rolleyes:

Best dog ever ate the cheese :-(
Current dog ate one of the cats...

Loving some of the stories.

Reminds me of our late British Short-hair ginger tom, called Tom :rolleyes:.
One of the neighbor's kids came up to the house - "tell your cat not to eat my dad's koi".

My bichon pup chewed through the powercord for my router on thursday.....his whiskers still look slightly singed.:o


We also had to move all the books from our bottom bookshelf because he decided to tear them all up one morning. There were a few nice hardbacks there too.

Our cat chewed through the powercord for my threadmill when he was a kitten.


Between the two dogs I've had two phones eaten. I cant even count the amount of earphones I have had chewed. My own fault for leaving them out though!:o


One of them destroyed a hdmi cable that cost 70 euro.

I caught the other dog gnawing on the corner of the coffee table like a little rat the other day too! She also managed to pull up a skirting board on another occasion.

The two of them get a four mile walk every day and have every toy in the petshop, dunno where they get the energy.

When I had a hamster my ex left an expensive hoodie on a chair beside the cage, when we got up the next morning she had managed to pull the entire arm into her cage and had shredded it up into a nice little bed for herself. He was not best pleased!