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What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭CiaranTheGreat


    Never found out what it was but my dog once ate electric wires of something. I will never forget seeing her trying to poo them out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Kali_Kalika


    My last dog Marley (RIP) got me into many an awkward situation - one jumps out immediately as I was reading this thread:

    I'd just moved into a lovely new rented house, huge garden for himself to run around in - house next door had 2 lovely friendly dogs who used to love to play with him - I'd moved him into doggy heaven basically! The house next door had the daughter of my landlord living in it with her boyfriend. Nice people but quiet and kept to themselves but not in an unfriendly way! We'd wave and shout hello to eachother and go on with our lives - had a few chats with them over time and all that - but basically no closer.

    Ok - so we'd been living there about a week - things were going well and we were all happy .... let the dog out in the AM to do his business - he'd usually do all that then pop under the fence to see his buddies for a bit of a morning romp - after awhile opened the door and called himself - he came running about a minute later as usual but as he's romping across the yard I see something swinging from his mouth - he loved to find prizes when he was out and bring them home, so was ready for a bit of a laugh at what he'd found this time .... he drops it at my feet and that's when I realize it's a pair of knickers I've never seen before - the penny drops and I look across to the neighbours - sure enough there's a gap on her washing line in the knickers section :p:o:o - Being a woman myself and being their tennant for such a short time I went purple and had no idea what to do with them! I knew returning them would be best but how mortifying to have to give her knickers back! With an explanation that "the dog took them" - yeah, that's one believable step up from "the dog ate my homework"! - So I decided to stash them in the hall cupboard and return them in a day or two - or maybe just stick them in their letterbox when they were out at work! And life went on - till the next time! About a week after the first episode - did the usual morning routine and once again I see him romping across the yard, something else - bigger this time - swinging from his mouth. Well, wouldn't ya know - he'd gotten the matching bra for the knickers he'd already stolen! :rolleyes::o The dog had taste! These weren't cheapy tesco or penny's stuff - they were quite fancy! So - now I had double the embarassment of trying to return the feckin' matching set! Two mismatched items might have been more believable - but having to return an expensive, matched set of bra and knickers .... I can only imagine all that would have been in their heads is "Our freak of a tennant steals my matching underwear! And then blames the dog!" So needless to say the bra joined the knickers in the hall closet. And just tried to forget about them! Many months after I was regaling it to a friend and after they'd wet their pants in laughter and managed to get off the floor from rolling around laughing they came up with an ingenius plan - we scattered some of my old socks and knickers, etc around the yard in the long grass and once we saw them pulling in - dashed out the back door of my house and started picking them up - the daughter came out next door to see her dogs - and mine scooted under the fence to join in on the attention seeking! And I pulled out her missing items went over to the fence and said mine had gone on a laundry sabotage mission and I'd just found it all out in the long grass - she said hers did the same and appologies if they'd helped out - just laughed it out and said I'd dust for paw prints later - and I said "I'm really embarrassed - but I think these are yours - I don't recognize them" and handed them over - she laughed went on the assumption she'd been laundry sabotaged by the dogs at some point as well.

    :D Glad it was over - I'd done the right thing - and she had her knickers back:D :rolleyes:Minimum embarrassment required! Win-Win all around! :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Kali_Kalika


    Lpfsox wrote: »
    Climbing up on the windowledge and sitting in the window like a huge cat waving at passers by. He's a 22kg border collie and leaves snot marks all over the glass...

    :D:D *Phew* I'm glad to read this - I thought my girl was the only one to do this! She's a cross of border collie and some type of setter. And I have a cat as well that she grew up with from 8 weeks old - so they both love to sit in the window and do their part for the neighourhood watch (they watch the neighbourhood and the neighbourhood watches them!)

    Come past my house at 2:30pm and its a guarantee you'll see them both sitting in the window. I live around the corner from a school and they have to watch ALL the goings on! They have their own fanclub though - Kids are always stopping to wave to them and the parents laugh as well. I'm probably known as the crazy window sitting cat and dog woman around these parts! :rolleyes::D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    Tipped out the sewing box, and then chased the buttons and thread spools around the house. We were finding them for weeks!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Geekness1234


    My Dog only every chewed one thing,my F###### inbetweeners boxset!


  • Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭fishfoodie


    Thanks to this thread I've now remembered an incident I'd blocked out for decades.

    Lets just say it involves a Yorkie playing 'chase', & a recently filled nappy.

    Nasty isn't in it :eek:. To this day I don't know why I got to do cleanup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭SingItOut


    My two year old beige Chinchilla, Gonzo, discovered how to open the door of his cage on more than one occasion, We have mourned the loss of a PC internet cable, the eye piece on my NIkon D60, Laptop charger, phone chargers, pieces of a dairy milk chocolate bar, chewed wall paper, chewed through a PC keyboard cable etc... He now looks like a little prisoner in his padlocked cage :rolleyes:

    When my black Labrador, Frankie, was a puppy he would destroy everything that came across his path. He had a love for stealing under wear and socks on the cloths line. The first night I had him I let him sleep in my room, I woke up to find chunks gone out of the wood of the bed leg. . . He is almost 5 now & still steals clothes from the clothes line, eats flower pots, bites the heads off the roses etc. He hates the lawn mower and will just stand there barking at it & hitting it with his paws even when it isn't turned on. When we do try mow the lawn, he'll run around in front of it & drop his foot ball (A gift he "borrowed" from the neighbours) right in your path! Who-ever said labradors do "grow up" was clearly lying haha. He is the sweetest dog though, loves kids & other animals :) ... When I got my now one year old Jack russel Moone, he loved her straight away. She does like to steal his tennis balls and & run away from him trying to get him to chase her, His tactic for getting them back? lying on the ground & rolling over on top of her so she drops the ball, hes pretty smart like that heehee :D

    My black long haired cat Johnny (RIP) had a habit of sitting on the chairs of the kitchen table, when guests came he would let them know he was there by attacking their legs :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭youtube!


    Well what can I say about our lovely lady Chloe GSH X

    In her short 6mths she has

    Chewed thru our bed

    destroyed my daughters new trainers in under 1 minute

    Robbed my yummy steak from my plate...in a flash!

    Got my wifes eyeliner and half ate it but it stuck to her teeth and mouth and she marked everything she touched with her mouth

    Pulls the clothes off the line

    oh and the other day she was very silent.... when we found her she had a very shiny wet slippery face,why? because she had just comsumed a full tub of butter! :eek:

    Not to mention when we take her for a run she somehow always manages to find a big cow pat which she rolls in over and over again, poooo!!!

    Looking at her you would think butter wouldnt melt in her mouth,but it surely does!

    But like everyone else on this thread with pets,we love her to bits:):):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,081 ✭✭✭LeixlipRed


    One of my parents dogs ate a whole Wii nunchuck, wonder was it tasty? :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭mymo


    Thank god my two have done little real damage, the usual evil andrex puppy (steals the loo roll instead of bringing it), shredding paper was Ollies fav thing as a pup.
    Most of mine have been stealing food stories, Ollie at 4 months stole a vindaloo, it was too hot for us so we dropped it in a swing top bin. Cue something like Whispered's story, trail of red goo, empty but red stained water bowl, mostly white(long haired) dog with red face and paws, but no vomit, he seemed to enjoy it. He's also eaten raw chillies, thai red curry, and an entire pepperoni pizza (my daughter won't leave the room leaving an open pizza box again:D)although I believe he had help from his "sister" and the cat, and fish from the oven (left the door open with shelf half out when someone called to the door), carefully carried away in its foil and then opened upstairs on the landing spilling smelly fish juices on carpet.
    From my shopping bag he has taken steak, mince, chicken and a large(expensive) piece of sea bass.
    I have now learned to put the shopping away quicker.

    I have a cat who likes to lick the jam off toast, really didn't feel good after I found that out, I'd just eaten half my toast and swore I put more jam on it:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Nead21


    1kg of freshly boiled ham
    1 Ted Baker glass case :mad:
    1 plug
    1 cable wire
    1 Christmas cake
    1 frozen fish finger


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,524 ✭✭✭Zapperzy


    1 toothbrush belonging to the cat! That's it, I'm rather lucky with my fella that he's not a chewer, not sure what possesed him to destroy the cat's toothbrush. Steals plenty of socks and underwear but just hoards them like a magpie. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭Cunning Stunt


    We have a one year old lab (one year old today! :)) and he has been nick-named Demolition Dog! We are missing the doorframes on 4 doors - he has taken chunks out of our lovely wooden staircase - he has demolished houseplants, shoes, skirting board -- any toy we buy him doesnt last longer than 20 mins - his idea of play is to rip the thing apart as quickly as possible!

    My OH built a lovely dog house for him and set up a steel dog pen in the garden, so he can stay there instead of in our house when we are not at home - we just can't take any more destruction in the house!
    The dog house roof has had to be replaced already as he chewed it half off. He has now turned his attention to re-doing our garden and is responsible for some serious holes in the ground :rolleyes:

    ...but we love him anyway :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭Cunning Stunt


    Nead21 wrote: »
    1kg of freshly boiled ham
    1 Ted Baker glass case :mad:
    1 plug
    1 cable wire
    1 Christmas cake
    1 frozen fish finger

    A Christmas cake and an entire ham?! He had himself a good Christmas :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Nead21


    A Christmas cake and an entire ham?! He had himself a good Christmas :D

    It wasn't in one sitting but I'm sure he would given half a chance!

    We didn't notice the Christmas cake until I went to eat some, as amazingly he had managed to eat it without really disturbing the wrapper, and we were wondering why he wasn't that bothered about eating his dinner! :rolleyes:

    Ham was completely devoured...plastic casing and all!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    Sometimes my guinea pigs methodically pull off the pegs that hold the fleece to the grids and go underneath. They spend the whole day in there peeing and pooping and thinking its great fun, but the smell is so bad! Little brats. They know they aren't allowed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,121 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    My Granny had a dog once, a springer spaniel.

    Anyways she had visitors coming over that hadn't been in quite a while, and she wanted to make them very welcome - bought a huge chicken to roast, loads of food, drink, and so on.

    Anyways, they were due to arrive around 3 o'clock, and she had the chicken ready for 2.50pm or so. Took it out, left it on the counter, and went to check on the veg.

    Turned around again, chicken gone - and the dog trotting out the door with it hanging out of his mouth.

    Anyways she chased down the dog, grabbed the chicken back, washed it under the tap had it on the table for the visitors when they arrived. Never said a word.

    True story!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Gophur


    Our Boxer dog (less than a year old) stole one of the huge TOBLERONE bars and demolished it.

    I've never seen anything so sick in all my life. At one stage the poor dog had her back arched, projectile vomiting one end and diarrhoea out the other.

    Next day was right as rain. Needless to say she slept outdoors that night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭barbiegirl


    Gophur wrote: »
    Our Boxer dog (less than a year old) stole one of the huge TOBLERONE bars and demolished it.

    I've never seen anything so sick in all my life. At one stage the poor dog had her back arched, projectile vomiting one end and diarrhoea out the other.

    Next day was right as rain. Needless to say she slept outdoors that night!

    You should have taken her to the vet, chocolate is poison to dogs, all dogs. You're lucky she's not dead. Any dog can get to chocolate, our Fargo had to have his tummy pumped the first weekend we got him, BUT as soon as you are aware you must take them to the vet. It's not an urban legend, you got off lucky, or should I say your dog did, hope that she didn't damage her kidneys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Gophur


    barbiegirl wrote: »
    You should have taken her to the vet, chocolate is poison to dogs, all dogs. You're lucky she's not dead. Any dog can get to chocolate, our Fargo had to have his tummy pumped the first weekend we got him, BUT as soon as you are aware you must take them to the vet. It's not an urban legend, you got off lucky, or should I say your dog did, hope that she didn't damage her kidneys.

    Thanks for the lecture!


    (You could have saved it, to be honest!)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭barbiegirl


    Gophur wrote: »
    Thanks for the lecture!


    (You could have saved it, to be honest!)

    Seriously, not trying to lecture, as I said any dog in any house can get to chocolate, it happens. I was making you aware that rather than funny, a dog eating a large amount of chocolate isn't funny and can be lethal. You obviously didn't know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Lpfsox


    years ago my mam was cooking pork chops on the pan for my dad's dinner. The phone rang and she went out to the hallway to answer it (turned out to be a wrong number, so she was only gone a minute). When she got back there were no chops - the raw one on a plate beside the pan waiting to be cooked was gone as well as the one that had been cooking away. Our collie was way up the far end of the garden looking as if butter wouldn't melt.... Dad got sausages for his dinner in the end and wasn't particularly happy about it. Dog strangely didn't want his dinner that day. Coincidence?

    This morning I took the dog to the park for his run (different dog, the old guy died in 2009 aged 16) where he met his mate the weimarner. The pair of them were having a lovely run around when my dog started rolling in something. When I went to investigate I found that he'd been rolling in the rotting carcass of a chicken (god knows how that got there). He was delighted with himself but I had to drive him home with all the car windows open and then give the sod a bath before I could go to work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13 dimpey


    Our first retriever Ben end the whole hedge in the back garden and also eat his lovely wicker basket. Was told about eating bed when purchasing the basket in Roches Stores many years ago and we just laughed at the assistant when she told us.
    Mind you we really did love that Dog.His replacement Rocky is so laid back he never done anything - he is just too lazy - mind you he loves tissue hankies and can't resist picking one up on his walks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sparkle_23


    My old dog Twinkle used to eat her wicker beds...she must had chewed through 4 of them... I was only 7 when we got her and she got killed when I was 14. I used to spend all my pocket money buying beds and toys for her. She chewed the beds and would run off with the toys and leave them in our neighbours garden, never to be seen again!!

    My Springer Spaniel Jake is 9 now and he's still bold! He loves ripping up cardboard boxes. I cleaned out my room about a year ago and left a black bag full of clothes that I want to give to charity in the shed. Next day found the bag ripped open and Jake asleep in the middle of all the clothes. So cute I couldn't be mad at him! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Two or three remote controls chewed to bits and he'd swallow the buttons that fell off
    When a pup the golden retriever ripped up a good portion of the carpet.

    Nothing else realy, just a few robbed sandwiches.
    Put a sandwich on the coffee table and turn your back for a second and he considers it fair game, snooze-you lose


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭scarlet_mandy


    Our new guy, Lurcher, has apparently taken issue with our heating system, as I discovered today when I noticed the radiator in his room leaking coz he chewed and punctured the pipe :( It's been leaking a few days now, just kept thinking he peed, as he's not fully housetrained, cue call to the plumber in the morning me thinks........


  • Registered Users Posts: 599 ✭✭✭jinxycat


    Hudson chewed a hole in the wall TWICE now, in the same place.


  • Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭kopfan77


    Our GSD Ruby...on the right in the culprit pic....gave poor "Ted" an awful time....then decided to try and make a break for freedom through the fence!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭too little too late


    My newfie ate my Hello Magazine!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭tomthetank


    cat used to habitually climb up the curtains and pull them down, got through three new sets by the time she died. Also was terrible for chasing other cats and dogs - every animal in the neighbourhood was afraid of her!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,066 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Our Labs not too bad now that shes 18 months old but when she was younger we lost numerous pairs of shoes and runners, Other half lost a good few expensive bras and she chewed the arm off a good €80 shirt of mine. The worst shes done though is chewed and scrapped the carpet off the bottom step on the stairs and ripped numerous skirting boards off walls. Thankfully she was never into cushions, couches, plumbing or electrics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭ppink


    Dog 1:
    • reading glasses and case robbed?? or lost. all the family thought my father was crazy when he said the dog stole them as he was always losing them. Ages after he died we found the glasses and case separately buried in the straw in the dogs kennel:)
    • OH's wallet robbed from the back seat of the car.......all cards taken out and chewed, money eaten and wallet wrecked.
    • Our wedding coin.......coin completely destroyed with teeth marks, velvet pouch that held it eaten.
    Dog 2:
    • skirting boards around the entire hall wrecked. we had to wait until she was 5 before we replaced them. any that she could not rip right off the wall she managed to actually chew a hole in while on the wall.
    • all buckets of water put in run were emptied. put a large metal one in one day and looked out to see her lifting it by the handle and carrying it over to the kennel where she tipped it in and soaked the whole place.
    • scrape marks down the door of my jeep
    dog 3:
    • really expensive staircase........bottom step eaten....completely ruined.
    Dogs 4,5 & 6
    • woke up to turmoil in the house in the middle of the night. went down to discover black bin bag full of recycling had been pulled down from counter and shredded. ALL cardboard eaten!.......whole room covered in poop:(
    • remote for our expensive camera eaten beyond repair.
    I wont even bother with the beds, teddies etc we have been through:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭mosi


    My boy has some issues that I won't get into here as I have covered them elsewhere. I will say that he is an absolute angel around the house.

    My girl, though, has had some very naughty house moments which she, thankfully, seems to have stopped doing

    Ripping up my purse (thankfully no notes in it), ripping up the OH's converse runners, ripping up a book

    House training was interesting. We seemed to be getting past her peeing and pooing by the doors and in the bathroom and getting her to go outside. During that time though, we had some odd ones.

    Peeing on the sofa
    Pooing on the sofa
    Pooing on the new IKEA duvet on the bed in the spare room
    Peeing on the OH's parents carpet
    Peeing and pooing on my parents carpet

    All incidents that happened after she had been out in the garden. The worst of all though...

    The OH let her out into the garden for about 10 - 15 mins one morning. When he let her in, she ran straight upstairs onto the bed and peed, beside me, on his side of the bed :eek:.

    Thankfully she has stopped all of that, and seems to have the house training learned by now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,490 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    ppink wrote: »
    [*]woke up to turmoil in the house in the middle of the night. went down to discover black bin bag full of recycling had been pulled down from counter and shredded. ALL cardboard eaten!.......whole room covered in poop:(
    Plenty of fibre!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭ppink


    Victor wrote: »
    Plenty of fibre!

    I'll tell you it was something like 3am and I was fit to kill when I saw the place. I brought them to the vet the following day and he laughed his head off!
    and of course 3 little happy heads with tails wagging like they had done a great thing:cool:
    They were introduced to their new crate sharp the following day:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,624 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


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    We came home to a similar picture with all our conservatory furniture foam in pieces all over the conservatory floor, boxer lying in it pleased as punch. I was fuming! :mad:

    Fifteen minutes later, my two kids came in to the kitchen and said they'd cleaned it all up. I was very impressed and went to inspect. Sure enough it was clean as a whistle.

    On closer inspection, they taken all the foam pieces and thrown them out the conservatory doors into the garden - it was everywhere!

    Kids and animals, eh....... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Daisy has eaten 3 x files dvd's - my star trek voyager finale cd (the day I bought it too!), a pair of kitten heels, things from my craft stash, pens, nail file, broadband dongle, tubes of eye gel, compact mirror, make up brushes, glasses, sunglasses too, jewelley, countless music and blank CDs, the remote for the tv, dads reading glasses, well chewed lighter (empty one thank feck), books, cat figurines from my figurine collection, hair things, pegs and she's stolen any fruit she can get her paws on.

    It's the voyager cd that hurt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭niallb


    Best dog ever ate the cheese :-(
    Current dog ate one of the cats...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭iMax


    Have hardly been here the last couple of days so feeling guilty have been letting him sleep in the house at night (he normaly only comes in in winter - his choice).

    Came down this morning & was putting on my daughter's shoes & thought to myself... "what's that weird smell" ?

    Not too impressed


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  • Registered Users Posts: 47 lydiabehan


    Came into the kitchen this morning (dogs had been left for 30 mins alone) to an odd smell and hissing sound. To my horror I realised that one of them had managed to turn a gas ring on!! (you have to push them in and twist so I've no idea how they managed that) - Cue my frantic opening of windows and doors.

    I then noticed some paper in their bed.....they ate a whole pack of the youngest pup's antibiotics, foil wrapping and all! Had to take them both to the vet who made them puke and gave them charcoal! They obviously have a death wish. I'm just thankful it wasn't more serious as they could have blown the whole house up!

    Very eventful morning to say the least!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭ShaShaBear


    My collie boy opened the oven and took the Xmas dinner out of it last year. Turkey, ham, roast spuds, glazed parsnips - the whole lot. Managed it in the 20 minutes we spent lifting up wrappings from the presents and we never heard a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    Loving some of the stories.

    Reminds me of our late British Short-hair ginger tom, called Tom :rolleyes:.
    One of the neighbor's kids came up to the house - "tell your cat not to eat my dad's koi".


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭McKuntmissioner



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    A+ picture, absolutely looks like a prize-winner!


  • Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭TaraR


    Boots Our Pitbull , ate through the wall in our rented house last year! :O


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭McKuntmissioner


    Zeuss loves lamps. At first it was cute:
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    Eventually, it became less cute:
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭Solair


    Back in the early 2000s, the cat took a dump on my father's laptop computer!
    He literally decided to do it right on the keyboard.
    It was extremely odd too as he'd full access to outside and he was a fairly clean cat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    niallb wrote: »
    Best dog ever ate the cheese :-(
    Current dog ate one of the cats...

    What!? Was it already dead!??? Tell the tale.
    OMG!


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭McKuntmissioner


    Solair wrote: »
    Back in the early 2000s, the cat took a dump on my father's laptop computer!
    He literally decided to do it right on the keyboard.
    It was extremely odd too as he'd full access to outside and he was a fairly clean cat.

    When cats defecate in peculiar places, it usually intentional. Barring illness, that cat was likely attempting to send a message of some sort. (Seriously.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Left a packed lunch on the chair up high on the back, came down from a shower to find my Chihuahua munching away, when we got a Pug Pom two Christmases ago he took her over, anyone including myself who came near either one was attacked,he calmed down after being neutered but still goes for any and all who leave the house. I also had a dog years ago that managed on several occasions to steal the Sunday Roast while it was cooling with the oven door open,cheeky basterd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    My bichon pup chewed through the powercord for my router on thursday.....his whiskers still look slightly singed.:o


    We also had to move all the books from our bottom bookshelf because he decided to tear them all up one morning. There were a few nice hardbacks there too.

    Our cat chewed through the powercord for my threadmill when he was a kitten.


    Between the two dogs I've had two phones eaten. I cant even count the amount of earphones I have had chewed. My own fault for leaving them out though!:o


    One of them destroyed a hdmi cable that cost 70 euro.

    I caught the other dog gnawing on the corner of the coffee table like a little rat the other day too! :D She also managed to pull up a skirting board on another occasion.

    The two of them get a four mile walk every day and have every toy in the petshop, dunno where they get the energy.

    When I had a hamster my ex left an expensive hoodie on a chair beside the cage, when we got up the next morning she had managed to pull the entire arm into her cage and had shredded it up into a nice little bed for herself. He was not best pleased! :D

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