What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

The Sweeper wrote: »

Random destruction aside, the naughtiest thing the dog's done is swipe 3/4 of a block of cracker barrel extra sharp cheddar from the coffee table, leaving nowt but an empty packet on the floor. Didn't appear to do him any damage either.

Cleo the cat is the naughtiest animal I have. She's a silver spotted tabby whose mother was a pure bred siamese - breeder had an oops litter and dumped them in the pound.

Cleo has stolen my sausages out of the shopping bag, she throws my hair bobbins into the toilet, she's thieved the dog's defrosting raw food dinner (750g) out of the sink and dragged it across the floor to the cats' room, chewed a hole in the bag and spread defrosted blood all over the carpet. I was trying to trap feral kittens a few months ago, and there was a bag of kitten kibble in the laundry cupboard. Cleo got in, took the kibble bag (2kgs) out of the plastic bag it was in, then chewed a strip out of the tin wrapper of the kibble bag, and basically it was a free for all on kitten kibble in the hot press for weeks before I realised what she'd done. I was wondering why Frankie was turning into such a fatso. He was chowing down on kitten kibble on top of two meals a day!

Cleo will reach up to rub her face off the dog's muzzle, then sit back to consider him, and if he blinks she'll slap him in the face.

She has a miaow like a phaser (ptooe! ptooe!), she won't get off my kitchen counters, and she plays 'wall of death' around the inside of my bathtub at all hours of the morning if she gets the chance.

This post made me weak laughing, thanks Sweeper:D

For a while the lock on our back door was playing up so all our lad had to do was press down on the handle and he was in. He done this one Sunday morning after my mam had put a nice big piece of roast beef on the work top to rest while she ran to the shop. Scooby got in and helped himself to the whole lot. Sunday dinner wasn't quite the same that week, but at least he was sat in his corner looking contented. He didn't move for most of the day after he'd finished it.

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I have several 'test digs' in my garden also, that this fella and his sister are both responsible for!

I'd spent Christmas with the family and I was getting a lift back to Maynooth, with my pet rabbit (named Rebel) in the car. She's very nervous travelling, and I always have her carry cage on my lap but with the top off so I can stroke and reassure her.

This one time she nestled her head in between my arm and body, and I thought to myself "Aww, what a cutie." It was only after I got back to Maynooth and out of the car that I learned that while she was tucked under my arm she'd chewed through the cable of my headphones.

I think I've been very lucky! A few robbed sandwiches here and there seem like nothing compared to some of the things on this thread.

Whispered wrote: »

I think I've been very lucky! A few robbed sandwiches here and there seem like nothing compared to some of the things on this thread.

Same here thank god!

When we first got Rodney he chewed a hole in the kitchen wall (yes, the wall - through the plaster and down into the brick), stolen socks, eaten speaker wire which I'd run under floorboards - he helpfully chewed and ate the only piece visible so the whole lot had to be redone, was a master counter-surfer and managed to snaffle the whole Christmas ham AND a whole turkey crown, including tin-foil which were left to rest before carving and has ruined countless remote controls by peeing on them.

Thankfully after training the worst he gets up to these days is opening the doors, climbing up on the windowledge and sitting in the window like a huge cat waving at passers by. He's a 22kg border collie and leaves snot marks all over the glass...

My last dog Marley (RIP) got me into many an awkward situation - one jumps out immediately as I was reading this thread:

I'd just moved into a lovely new rented house, huge garden for himself to run around in - house next door had 2 lovely friendly dogs who used to love to play with him - I'd moved him into doggy heaven basically! The house next door had the daughter of my landlord living in it with her boyfriend. Nice people but quiet and kept to themselves but not in an unfriendly way! We'd wave and shout hello to eachother and go on with our lives - had a few chats with them over time and all that - but basically no closer.

Ok - so we'd been living there about a week - things were going well and we were all happy .... let the dog out in the AM to do his business - he'd usually do all that then pop under the fence to see his buddies for a bit of a morning romp - after awhile opened the door and called himself - he came running about a minute later as usual but as he's romping across the yard I see something swinging from his mouth - he loved to find prizes when he was out and bring them home, so was ready for a bit of a laugh at what he'd found this time .... he drops it at my feet and that's when I realize it's a pair of knickers I've never seen before - the penny drops and I look across to the neighbours - sure enough there's a gap on her washing line in the knickers section :o:o - Being a woman myself and being their tennant for such a short time I went purple and had no idea what to do with them! I knew returning them would be best but how mortifying to have to give her knickers back! With an explanation that "the dog took them" - yeah, that's one believable step up from "the dog ate my homework"! - So I decided to stash them in the hall cupboard and return them in a day or two - or maybe just stick them in their letterbox when they were out at work! And life went on - till the next time! About a week after the first episode - did the usual morning routine and once again I see him romping across the yard, something else - bigger this time - swinging from his mouth. Well, wouldn't ya know - he'd gotten the matching bra for the knickers he'd already stolen! :rolleyes::o The dog had taste! These weren't cheapy tesco or penny's stuff - they were quite fancy! So - now I had double the embarassment of trying to return the feckin' matching set! Two mismatched items might have been more believable - but having to return an expensive, matched set of bra and knickers .... I can only imagine all that would have been in their heads is "Our freak of a tennant steals my matching underwear! And then blames the dog!" So needless to say the bra joined the knickers in the hall closet. And just tried to forget about them! Many months after I was regaling it to a friend and after they'd wet their pants in laughter and managed to get off the floor from rolling around laughing they came up with an ingenius plan - we scattered some of my old socks and knickers, etc around the yard in the long grass and once we saw them pulling in - dashed out the back door of my house and started picking them up - the daughter came out next door to see her dogs - and mine scooted under the fence to join in on the attention seeking! And I pulled out her missing items went over to the fence and said mine had gone on a laundry sabotage mission and I'd just found it all out in the long grass - she said hers did the same and appologies if they'd helped out - just laughed it out and said I'd dust for paw prints later - and I said "I'm really embarrassed - but I think these are yours - I don't recognize them" and handed them over - she laughed went on the assumption she'd been laundry sabotaged by the dogs at some point as well.

Glad it was over - I'd done the right thing - and she had her knickers back:D :rolleyes:Minimum embarrassment required! Win-Win all around! :D

Well what can I say about our lovely lady Chloe GSH X

In her short 6mths she has

Chewed thru our bed

destroyed my daughters new trainers in under 1 minute

Robbed my yummy steak from my plate...in a flash!

Got my wifes eyeliner and half ate it but it stuck to her teeth and mouth and she marked everything she touched with her mouth

Pulls the clothes off the line

oh and the other day she was very silent.... when we found her she had a very shiny wet slippery face,why? because she had just comsumed a full tub of butter! :eek:

Not to mention when we take her for a run she somehow always manages to find a big cow pat which she rolls in over and over again, poooo!!!

Looking at her you would think butter wouldnt melt in her mouth,but it surely does!

But like everyone else on this thread with pets,we love her to bits:):):)

Thank god my two have done little real damage, the usual evil andrex puppy (steals the loo roll instead of bringing it), shredding paper was Ollies fav thing as a pup.
Most of mine have been stealing food stories, Ollie at 4 months stole a vindaloo, it was too hot for us so we dropped it in a swing top bin. Cue something like Whispered's story, trail of red goo, empty but red stained water bowl, mostly white(long haired) dog with red face and paws, but no vomit, he seemed to enjoy it. He's also eaten raw chillies, thai red curry, and an entire pepperoni pizza (my daughter won't leave the room leaving an open pizza box again:D)although I believe he had help from his "sister" and the cat, and fish from the oven (left the door open with shelf half out when someone called to the door), carefully carried away in its foil and then opened upstairs on the landing spilling smelly fish juices on carpet.
From my shopping bag he has taken steak, mince, chicken and a large(expensive) piece of sea bass.
I have now learned to put the shopping away quicker.

I have a cat who likes to lick the jam off toast, really didn't feel good after I found that out, I'd just eaten half my toast and swore I put more jam on it:o