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    #32
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.

    I had to read this three times. I mean seriously,
    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i once worked ..........

    Why dafuq would anyone give up that job?


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    #33
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    What's a tape?


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    #34
    SouthTippBass
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    For the few posters who dont get the references to the couch, google it. Its a fantasic piece of..... um..... " internet" :D

    You are are about to discover something wonderful, prepare your body.


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    #35
    King Of Wishful Thinking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    I think the only Sex Tape I seen that was on actual tape, was the Pam & Tommy Honeymoon vid.

    At the time, was amazing to see but after having my brain numbed since '98 with pornographic madness, seems strange that I was so entrawled in what was most likely just 5 mins of hardcore in totality.


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    #36
    dodderangler
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    SouthTippBass wrote: »
    For the few posters who dont get the references to the couch, google it. Its a fantasic piece of..... um..... " internet" :D

    You are are about to discover something wonderful, prepare your body.
    Lad out of the job constantly talks bout it
    Didn't know what he was on bout till I seen it still don't believe it's true tho
    Come on in now take ya clothes off and we'll do the interview
    Blows his load and there's no job







    Many lads say it


    Genius hahaha


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    #37
    MadsL
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    Mary O'Rouke was talking durty on the Late Late there, does that count?


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    #38
    Sarky
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    All the time. The girls are really bitter about it when they find out, that's why we called them a lemon party.


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    #39
    SouthTippBass
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    Sarky wrote: »
    All the time. The girls are really bitter about it when they find out, that's why we called them a lemon party.

    Thats not what a lemon party is! :pac:


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    #40
    TheUsual
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Mines still on YouTube


    Yeah I was watching it earlier "Gummy Panda" ... or is it still "Karl Hungus" ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70


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    #41
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Yeah I made a sex tape with these 2 hot girls, where I ate whipped cream and Belgian waffles off their naked bodies. It being a blue movie I decided to give it the title "Blue Waffle".

    If you have a google you can find it easily enough.


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    #42
    smash
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    theholyghost wrote: »
    No but a relative of mine tried to use one to blackmail an ex when things went south, the local Guards just took the tape off him all on the quiet, no court orders or anything.
    Bullshít. They can't take your property like that. And if he filmed it, then he also owns the copyright.


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    #43
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,396 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Always wanted to be the star a sex tape, but doubt it will ever happen.

    If only I could write to Jim Will Fix It.


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    #44
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    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?

    Not yet no :) Mainly because anything done on camera or film tends not to survive very long as it is not safe to keep it around.

    The girls did make a gift of a tasteful nude portfolio thing which they did in color and artsy b&w in places like howth and the wicklow mountains and some local rivers and the like. Quite good stuff but it is locked up tight in my safe and only select people get to see it.

    We are working - mostly for the fun of it - on a medieval based porn script which we are joking semi seriously about really filming and producing some day. The script writing has been fun and inventive and has injected a whole new level into our sex lives that is quite fun. We may just film it - who knows.

    But again it will likely be locked in my safe and only shown to the people who were involved in it or a select few other close friends. It most certainly will not be ending up on the internet or any other place it could be distributed out of our control.


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    #45
    Spread
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    Chucken wrote: »
    I saw it :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related

    What can I say! It's not all black and white. Just be thankful ladies that us men do not try it on the Panda way.

    Running to coat rack inside door


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    #46
    Spread
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    SouthTippBass wrote: »
    Thats not what a lemon party is! :pac:

    You mean the SWP?


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    #47
    TURRICAN
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    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?


    Ffs tapes!!
    What county are you living in?


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    #48
    Son Of A Vidic
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    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title

    Ya totally OP, I mistakenly thought this thread was about the Higgs Boson particle.


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