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Sex tape!

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  • 22-10-2012 10:02pm
    #1
    iprawn
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭


    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?


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    riveratom
    Registered Users Posts: 964 ✭✭✭riveratom


    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?

    Chance would be a fine thing.


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?

    No, which is why you can't hear the screaming, the never ending screaming.....


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    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    some joker played mine at mass there a few years ago....


    fr. Enright you're some sly dog..


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    theholyghost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭theholyghost


    No but a relative of mine tried to use one to blackmail an ex when things went south, the local Guards just took the tape off him all on the quiet, no court orders or anything.

    What I could never understand about it was why a couple of run of the mill unattractive 50 year olds in a small town would get the idea to make a sex tape. The Hollywood-ification of everyday life I suppose.


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    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Not me personally but I worked with a guy who filmed him and his then GF going at it in the living room and put it up on an amateur site he subscribed to. We knew it was him because we had cans in that living room nearly every Friday night before the pub and it was definitely her. Forgive the pun but when she found out she didn't give two f**cks. Classy.


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    I_smell_fear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    some joker played mine at mass there a few years ago....


    fr. Enright you're some sly dog..

    I get it. You had sex with priest.


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    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    I wonder will sex tapes still be called sex tapes in a few years. And then kids will think a tape is a special kind of sexy video, and they won't realise that it refers to a cassette tape.


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    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.


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    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    iprawn wrote: »
    Probably a misleading title but.... has anyone ever had a sex tape released of them? :eek:
    Around your town or god forbid the internet?

    You must have been watching the Late Late Show last Friday, there was a woman on suggesting exactly this - she called it Make Love Not Porn I think.:eek:


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    splashthecash
    Registered Users Posts: 2,308 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Sex avi doesnt have the same ring to it


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    aodhan2
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i once worked in a talent agency in the states,girls would come by every now and again and admire the couch i had in the office (i'm a classy guy).The strange thing was though,the minute i turned the camera on the girls would go crazy for dick.We'd often flirt with each other across the table,she'd take her top off etc etc and next we'd be having intercourse on the couch in front of the camera.Lucky enough nobody seemed to pick up on the tapes.


    ...and then you woke up .


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    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    aodhan2 wrote: »
    ...and then you woke up .

    nope,i have a picture here


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    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    No one wants to watch me masturbate so I never bothered filming it.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    aodhan2 wrote: »
    ...and then you woke up .

    It's actually true. I've seen several documentaries about it on the web.


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    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    cofy wrote: »
    You must have been watching the Late Late Show last Friday, there was a woman on suggesting exactly this - she called it Make Love Not Porn I think.:eek:

    I saw that too. Nice of her to set up a guaranteed amateur site. God I hate those actors.


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    OU812
    Registered Users Posts: 6,038 ✭✭✭OU812


    One of my friends used to run an adult site & made a decent enough living out of it. Most of the content was sent in & occasionally he'd have a professional photo shoot done.

    About ten hours work a week & he'd make about £500 a month off it. He admitted he would have made more if he tried harder but it was grand for him. He stopped doing it when the boyfriend of one of his neighbours sent in pics of them. Was too close to home in every sense of the word.


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    Eircom_Sucks
    Registered Users Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    nope,i have a picture here


    lol just a couch lol


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    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Eircom_Sucks wrote: »
    lol just a couch lol

    its the couch.


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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    splashthecash wrote: »
    Sex avi doesnt have the same ring to it

    Could be a Jewish porn star


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    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,182 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    666irishguy wrote: »
    Not me personally but I worked with a guy who filmed him and his then GF going at it in the living room and put it up on an amateur site he subscribed to. We knew it was him because we had cans in that living room nearly every Friday night before the pub and it was definitely her. Forgive the pun but when she found out she didn't give two f**cks. Classy.


    Link? :pac:


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,908 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Is sex tape like tit tape ? :confused:


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    #23
    ScumLord
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    I made several sex tapes but nobody will buy them.


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    Gummy Panda
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    Mines still on YouTube


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    #25
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Eircom_Sucks wrote: »
    lol just a couch lol

    Best couch ever


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Louis CK (NSFW)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jPZpptlABM


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    #27
    [Deleted User]
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    I'm almost certain that if I were to ever release a sex tape, it would look a lot like Dustin Diamond's.


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Mines still on YouTube


    I saw it :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Yes, someone's mother was involved.
    Apparently it went viral so I had to go to the STD clinic.


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Chucken wrote: »
    I saw it :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSYUZWBGlI&feature=related

    Durty.

    My sex tape is nothing to be proud of. At all. It even has a terrible name. Short stories featuring keith16 :rolleyes:


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    #31
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Link? :pac:

    Trust me, a hefty bird slamming the guts out of a beer belly is the last thing you'd probably want to see. He took it down in the end when they got back together for another 2 years of bliss.


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