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Woman gets 'Total Recall' boob job...

  • 22-09-2014 11:59am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944
    A fame-hungry young woman spent £12,000 on surgery - to have a THIRD BREAST added.

    Jasmine Tridevil, 21, saved up for two years before finding a plastic surgeon willing to carry out the operation.

    She told a local radio station more than 50 doctors turned her down before a surgeon - who has not been named - agreed to the job.

    The third breast was made from a silicone implant and skin tissue from her abdomen.

    She said: "It was really hard finding someone that would do it, too, because they’re breaking the code of ethic.

    "I called like 50 or 60 doctors - nobody wanted to do it."

    Jasmine, from Tampa Bay, Florida, says the fake boob feels the same as her other two - although the nipple had to be tattooed on.

    She says her intention is to become a celebrity with her own TV show.

    Jasmine said: "My whole dream is to get this show on MTV.

    "I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through."

    Jasmine regularly posts pictures and video of her unusual appearance on her Facebook page and YouTube.

    She admits her parents were horrified by the result and have since stopped talking to her.

    Her appearance is reminiscent of the famous scene from the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Total Recall.

    Last week, a glamour model revealed how she spent a staggering £30,000 on cosmetic surgery to look like a blow-up sex doll.

    Latvian Victoria Wild, 30, had an array of procedures including three boob jobs, which enlarged her breasts to a whopping 32G, permanent lip implants and botox to transform herself to resemble an inflatable love toy.

    I don't even know what to say!


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Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Pics or GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭Potatoeman



    I wish I had three hands. ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    jaysus its like a set of balls hanging between her boobs...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    I think she could do with some surgery on her brain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    That operation went tits up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,582 ✭✭✭weisses


    Got Milk ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Her boyfriend has two dicks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    Sickening!!There are women out there who have had to undergo breast reconstructive surgery due to losing a breast through breast cancer and this piece of crap is doing it as a vanity project to get famous!!

    They should have added the tit to her head!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    'Murica!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    It's sad that she feels the need to do something so ridiculous in order to get attention. It's pitiful really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Clever girl she will make a few million


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Clever girl she will make a few million

    Anybody that spends twelve grand on a tit won't have a million for long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    I wouldn't mind but she's a good looking girl, ruined her fcuking body looking for fame, she already had a head start with her good looks, instead of spending 12 grand on an idiotic surgery she could have worked her socks off at something that would make her famous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    frag420 wrote: »
    Sickening!!There are women out there who have had to undergo breast reconstructive surgery due to losing a breast through breast cancer and this piece of crap is doing it as a vanity project to get famous!!

    They should have added the tit to her head!!

    What does one have to do with the other? :confused: It's not like there's a limited supple of implants, and she deprived someone else of one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭beazee




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO

    Gtfo, but pics

    She'll get work all over the world!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Noblong wrote: »
    Gtfo, but pics

    She'll get work all over the world!

    Doing what exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    Chucken wrote: »
    Doing what exactly?

    cant think of anything other than porn and prostitution


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Chucken wrote: »
    Doing what exactly?
    Accountancy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭podge3


    Her surname is quite apt now:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    Chucken wrote: »
    Doing what exactly?

    Dose'nt have to be porn. Opening nights for places, parties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    podge3 wrote: »
    Her surname is quite apt now:)

    Funny isn't it, what with it not being her real name and all :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,675 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    donegal. wrote: »

    Nice looking chick in fairness, 3 tits or not I'd still tap her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

    Consider how stupid the average member of the public is. Now realise 49.999999999% of people are thicker than they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Noblong wrote: »
    Dose'nt have to be porn. Opening nights for places, parties.

    And how long would that last?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    Chucken wrote: »
    And how long would that last?

    Into to her 50's if she looks after herself. I can't really stomach it if I dwell on it too long, but as her new agent I've got bills to pay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    Links234 wrote: »
    Accountancy

    "I've balanced your books for the latest financial year, looks like the company made about three-titty"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Noblong wrote: »
    Into to her 50's if she looks after herself. I can't really stomach it if I dwell on it too long, but as her new agent I've got bills to pay.


    Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Is glamour model code for girl who failed to become a model so does things for attention?


  • Subscribers Posts: 41,860 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Chucken wrote: »
    Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

    Sounds like a mental party! !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    Where did she get the bra?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Chucken wrote: »
    Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

    Fúck yeah! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I love how the Daily Mirror page has a menu across the top, including one for "Weird News"............and a woman with 3 tits doesn't qualify and has to just go under regular "News"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    If she became a milk-maid she would make money left, right and centre!

    Credit to some texter on Dermot and Dave


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I guess that doctor from American Dad was right.

    Nobody ever wants the superboob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Fúck yeah! :D

    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Chucken wrote: »
    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?



    Do I have to book?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Chucken wrote: »
    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?

    Sure why not. What possible social situation is not embigened by the addition of boobies?:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Do I have to book?

    Special offer. 3 tits for the price of 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Pull the udder one! :pac:

    Honestly, the next girl now will have to go for four tits to be famous, and the girl after that will have to go for six!

    It's weird as fcuk, P.T. Barnum would be proud.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Do I have to book?

    You dont...sweetie ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭farmerjj


    Clever girl she will make a few million

    Ya geinus:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,009 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Just when I thought that the X-Factor was the pinicle of making a tit of yourself to become famous......


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apparently a woman in Florida claims she has added a third breast in an effort to repel men. Yep. Because what do men hate? Breasts.

    "Jasmine Tridevil (not her birth name) says she spoke with over 50 cosmetic surgeons before she found one willing to break the ethical boundaries of his profession for $20,000...

    ..They put a mini-implant to make it look like a nipple poking out,” she told The News Junkie, an Orlando radio show. “And for a while it didn’t have an areola but I got a tattoo...

    ..I saved up for two years and I didn’t spend any of that money,” she said. “I’m dumping every penny I have into this so if it doesn’t work, I’m through.”

    Total recall fans rejoice. I give this one 7 facepalms.

    http://www.theprovince.com/News/oddities/Florida+woman+claims+have+surgically+added+third+breast/10225359/story.html


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    whupdedo wrote: »
    What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Stupid reason sure her face wouldve done that

    waste of money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I weep for humanity.


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