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whats the last thing you stole?

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  • 04-12-2008 12:06am
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    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    i stole a barbiqued pork skewer last week, i will be stealing more things going forward.


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    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,082 ✭✭✭✭Random


    She was blonde and she was ****ing hot. I stole a peak !


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The virginity of the office temp.

    good times


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    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Have not yet been presented with the opportunity...


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    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Some money from the old dear.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Yore ma's anal virginity.


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    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    post #7


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    paconnors
    Registered Users Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭paconnors


    yore ma's virginity


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    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Terry wrote: »
    Yore ma's anal virginity.

    How was it?


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    paconnors wrote: »
    yore ma's virginity
    The OP is not Jesus.

    brianthebard wrote: »
    How was it?

    A bit crappy. Much like all your ma posts.


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    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    One of two offensive answers crossed my mind.

    a) Madeline McCann
    c) Patrick Swayze's health

    Pick one.


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Your sister's virginity.
    And she's not getting it back.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Bob the Builder wrote: »
    Your sister's virginity.
    And she's not getting it back.
    You have never had sex.


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    pierrot
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    is it stealing when you take the glasses from a bar or do you actually own the glass when you bought the pint?


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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    As above, Augustiner beer glass from a bar in Munich.


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    ghost


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!


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    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Terry wrote: »
    A bit crappy. Much like all your ma posts.

    It's not often I say this, but, this time Terreth, you started it ;)
    Naos wrote: »
    As above, Augustiner beer glass from a bar in Munich.

    Damn, I did just that last week from the Hofbräuhaus!

    Actually, I took two.


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    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    honestly? a bar of dairy milk whole nut from tesco. lovely so it was.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    snyper wrote: »
    The virginity of the office temp.

    good times

    work experience from transition year?


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    It's not often I say this, but, this time Terreth, you started it ;)



    Damn, I did just that last week from the Hofbräuhaus!

    Actually, I took two.
    Yeah, but only so I could make the follow up joke about anal being crappy.


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Terry wrote: »
    You have never had sex.

    I'm waiting to do it with a retarded girl.
    I want my first time to be really special.


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    work experience from transition year?

    Thats when they're most ripe. and sexually frustrated.
    and they don't call it work experience for nothing...


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    Danger_Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Danger_Dave


    A packet of Wrigleys Extra. Realized as i got to the car park. Woops ! :)


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Danger_Dave wrote: »
    A packet of Wrigleys Extra. Realized as i got to the car park. Woops ! :)

    Nothing like claiming the five finger discount and then going home only to protest your innocence. I won't rat if you don't.


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    copperfacegaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭copperfacegaz


    a potted plant from the showhouse next door :)


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    #27
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!

    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    Yours
    Average Joe suffering under Stephen.

    Edit: Spooky 666th post


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    Edgedinblue
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Edgedinblue


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    ditto!!! :D


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    #29
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!
    ShooterSF wrote: »
    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    Yours
    Average Joe suffering under Stephen.

    Edit: Spooky 666th post
    Edgedinblue wrote: »
    ditto!!! :D

    That damn Damo fella. :)


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    #30
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Terry wrote: »
    That damn Damo fella. :)

    I think you'll find it was Sponge Bob :D

    (I assume it was a user so I searched wep under name damo) If I'm right do I get a correcting a mod cookie? Thats what happens for correcting mods right?
    Right?
    Right?


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    RandomAccess
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭RandomAccess


    A matt black "lucky strike" ash tray and a smirnoff ice pint glass.


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