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Describe your Cock

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    #62
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    rancid


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    #63
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Itchy


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    #64
    cock robin
    Registered Users Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Mighty,with its own gravity.


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    #65
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay
    Abigayle wrote: »
    That is really gay.
    TomCo wrote: »
    u r gay

    all yore ma's are gay


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    #66
    TJJP
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭TJJP


    A picture speaks a thousand words.... here's one circa 2002, mid celtic tiger. Not mine mind...

    691C1266E9BE4C159C2D159EF9C9E7C5.jpg


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    #67
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,561 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Omnipotent


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    #68
    TJJP
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭TJJP


    Seems like (not) mine is the bigest.


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    #69
    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    cautioner wrote: »
    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.

    Must suck being a midget, huh? :p


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    #70
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    The first rule of small cock club is we don't talk about small cock club.


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    #71
    suspectdevice
    Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭suspectdevice


    seemingly, sildenafil citrate makes it grow bigger


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    #72
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Man, I don't know what the f**k you just said... but you're special to me!


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    #73
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Man, I don't know what the f**k you just said... but you're special to me!
    I think he means stoppemfloppin' viagra ...


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    #74
    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I think he means stoppemfloppin' viagra ...

    Ah, your best area.


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    #75
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Translating unintelligible posts?

    Yep, been doing it for you for years! :p


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    #76
    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Translating unintelligible posts?

    Yep, been doing it for you for years! :p

    Thats what im keepin' ya round for, monkeyboy.

    And I meant that you were well accustomed to certain enhancing drugs aforementioned in the thread :p


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    #77
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, that was just a sugar pill I gave you.

    Placebo effect FTW!

    Oops ... it won't work any more now, will it? :(

    Oh well ... not sure how you could tell the difference anyway!


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    #78
    source
    Registered Users Posts: 5,269 ✭✭✭source


    in one word.......majestic


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    #79
    Daftendirekt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Daftendirekt


    I'd tell you, but I can't find a strong enough magnifying glass :pac:


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    #80
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Am I right in saying a thread describing penises has gone for 80 posts on Boards without been moved to S&S?! :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxPDyqN67b4


    (some language NSFW)


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    #81
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Was that a boy or a gurl? :/

    I'd be the same, but with more fires.


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    #82
    life_is_music
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭life_is_music


    nocturnal.....

    requires attention at least once a day


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    #83
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    patty33 wrote: »
    well if it is cute how would u like to rub it all over my very huge tits and maybe we will see how small and stumpy it is then
    Well thats an offer i'd find very hard to refuse but them knockers of yours would want to be very very big for me to be able to reach them from all the way over here:pac:
    Maybe its this or more likely this this

    Edit: ahhh pattys the fattys post got deleted...


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    #84
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    Picture of a man with a HUGE cock!


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    #85
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wactus.jpg


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    #86
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    timetogetfit wrote: »
    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck

    Lol.Nice one Arnie.


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    #87
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    So what's with all this penis envy , isint there enough to go around the place ?


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    #88
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Not really a descriptive kind of guy but I'd say I could beat a baby elephant to death with mine.


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    #89
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Am I right in saying a thread describing penises has gone for 80 posts on Boards without been moved to S&S?! :eek:
    Lol, I'd have been more surprised if it had been, tbh.

    Here or the Nest, them's the options, really ...


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    #90
    HammerHeadGym
    Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    cautioner wrote: »
    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.

    Yeah. When you're lying on you belly.


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    #91
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    A bit more than average, but thats all you need...oh and pierced, twice.


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