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Describe your Cock

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    #32
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh indeed. Either set of genitalia is vile looking.

    yes... but when they're let play together they make such a lovely couple :D


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    #33
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Dudess wrote: »
    Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.
    Planet Lesbos called, what time will you be home?


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    #34
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Planet Lesbos called, what time will you be home?

    lol.

    Ping.


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    #35
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Dudess wrote: »
    Penises are second only to testicles in terms of stupid-looking-ness. Anyone who says they like the look of cocks is lying - sure, they do great things and all and it's nice to do things to them when one is in the heat of the moment, but they look ghastly.

    Some are definitely worse than others though;).


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    #36
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Perky agressive dinger - a little insecure - needs plenty of scratches and re-adjustment.

    Into purple head gear with a nice plump collar - loves dark moist places but not too proud to use the back door if required.

    A little hard of hearing - so requires mouth very close to or over helmet before any response.


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    #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    snyper wrote: »
    Vaginas are designed for washing dishes.. so the woman can stand closer to the sink

    Well, Snyp.. If there wasn't so much guess work involved in where your next shag was coming from, that one might wash.

    I think even you'd do a few dishes to access teh sex ;)

    *Ping* etc.


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    #38
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Sort of like a nightstick..


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    #39
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,911 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    as hard and knarly as a portuguese sailor's arm


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    #40
    Proxy
    Registered Users Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Proxy


    Jesus this is a bloody awful thread.

    I looked up at the TV and Ant and Dec are on. I spose mine is like Ant being burnt at the stake (i'm a ginge....)... stocky, initially fun, but after a few minutes is a rather grating annoyance....


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    #41
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'll mark you down as pencil dicked will I?


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    #42
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    patty33 wrote: »
    Are u in ireland
    Hello there. Welcome along.


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    #43
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    patty33 wrote: »
    Are u in ireland
    Googling cock were we?


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    #44
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Are you in Ireland?

    Well I am. Flutter could be on a jax anywhere.


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    #45
    Tragedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    "Useless"


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    #46
    el rabitos
    Registered Users Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    47 posts and not one link to a pic of ronaldo labled "COCK" or even a witty "ask yor ma". terrible


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    #47
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    el rabitos wrote: »
    47 posts and not one link to a pic of ronaldo labled "COCK" or even a witty "ask yor ma". terrible
    What's worrying is I don't think that's sarcasm.


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    #48
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    patty33 wrote: »
    Are u in ireland

    Yeh, but were talking about stuff down under...


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    #49
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.


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    #50
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

    sounds like my kinda joint :pac:


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    #51
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.
    Aye and normally associated with halucinations:pac:


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    #52
    liberation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭liberation


    This thread is really gay


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    #53
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    You logged on to say that?


    That is really gay.


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    #54
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    So glad you shared that with us..:rolleyes:


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    #55
    timetogetfit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭timetogetfit


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck


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    #56
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.
    And in your mouth...


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    #57
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    timetogetfit wrote: »
    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck
    slideways wrote: »
    And in your mouth...
    Quite bitchy tonight.


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    #58
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    u r gay


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    #59
    cautioner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.


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    #60
    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    This thread has achieved my cocks approval

    Please continue


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    #61
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    its Allergic to girls, it swells up badly near them


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