Secret Crushes?

LambsEye · 12-01-2011 11:52pm

coonecb1 wrote: »

Nadia Sawalha
Peg from Married with Children

LambsEye wrote: »

Oh DAAAYUM. Dooooooodgy.

coonecb1 wrote: »

LOL

What can I say, I'm a sucker for a big, juicy pair of breasts (so to speak )

I can't get the image of peg smoking her fag making eggs out of my head.

Also. I think I got it wrong. I thought you meant this Nadia, the nadia from big brother...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nadia_290.jpg

(Hint: She's a man.)

Johro · 13-01-2011 12:15am

LambsEye wrote: »

Did it make her hotter that she was a murderess? 12 seasons of murder and she just HAPPENED to be around to solve every single one?

She was an retired English teacher for heaven's sake, not even a REAL detective.

I KNEW IT!!!! :rolleyes:

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 1:09am

Johro wrote: »

I KNEW IT!!!! :rolleyes:

I mean for goodness sake Jessica, you're either a murderer or the luckiest beehatch on the planet.

bernyh · 13-01-2011 1:18am

Woody Harelson

strangely even in Kingpin!! There's somethin wrong wi me!!

(I also have an attraction to red haired fellas, proper ginger hair... although my hubby doesn't have red hair... hmmmm)

Denry · 13-01-2011 1:39am

Anne Doyle (RTE News)
Shannon Doherty (original 90210)
The Williams sisters together, for a bit o rough and tumble.

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 1:45am

bernyh wrote: »

Woody Harelson

strangely even in Kingpin!! There's somethin wrong wi me!!

Woody Harrelson is VERY acceptable. I dig it.

bernyh · 13-01-2011 1:54am

LambsEye wrote: »

Woody Harrelson is VERY acceptable. I dig it.

ok so then can we b friends cos all my friends think I'm a weirdo!!!

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 1:58am

bernyh wrote: »

ok so then can we b friends cos all my friends think I'm a weirdo!!!

Oh. Oh no I'm terribly sorry we can't. Oh dear. Oh I do hope I didn't give you the wrong impression, that I was looking for a new friend. Oh we are in a quandary aren't we? Oh heavens I feel ever so silly.

But for serious,

Look at his little face! His dimples! Caaaa maaaaaaan.

http://www.eanext.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/9fc28_tn2_woody_harrelson_2.jpg

bernyh · 13-01-2011 2:05am

LambsEye wrote: »

Oh. Oh no I'm terribly sorry we can't. Oh dear. Oh I do hope I didn't give you the wrong impression, that I was looking for a new friend. Oh we are in a quandary aren't we? Oh heavens I feel ever so silly.

But for serious,

Look at his little face! His dimples! Caaaa maaaaaaan.

http://www.eanext.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/9fc28_tn2_woody_harrelson_2.jpg

Awww... I now remember why I am so mad about him.... as for a new friend u can now be just a happy memory for reminding me that i'm not mental!! lol!

dagdha · 13-01-2011 2:29am

Helen Mirren and Racquel Welch she is 70 and she looks hotter now than she did back in the 60's and 70's. I'm 26 and I would hit this, I can't believe she is 70:eek::
http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/TRDB1cNGJnI/AAAAAAAAawU/0eGVYgtfQ80/s1600/Raquel-Welch-Wig-Feline-01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://azeem-photos.blogspot.com/2010/12/raquel-welch.html&usg=__e5fGTApoZaqemCIDC1OLKfcELBQ=&h=349&w=300&sz=22&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=xnT1wsq9p01fRM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=100&prev=/images%3Fq%3Draquel%2Bwelch%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D547%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=807&vpy=80&dur=1326&hovh=242&hovw=208&tx=132&ty=116&ei=yFQuTZqdNIuYhQfyoeG1CQ&oei=f1MuTez9L4iahQf3x9GQCg&esq=4&page=1&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0

scientific1982 · 13-01-2011 3:17am

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd give anything to roast Dannii Minogue

I'd do Dannii way before Cheryl Cole.

grungepants · 13-01-2011 3:34am

i have a crush on catherine gee

i used to get stoned and watch her show "escape to the country"
it was about...well buying houses in the country

think i may have... eh hem..rubbed one out whilst watchin the show

why did i tell everyone that...

Badgermonkey · 13-01-2011 3:53pm

Denry wrote: »

Anne Doyle (RTE News)
Shannon Doherty (original 90210)
The Williams sisters together, for a bit o rough and tumble.

As a 1st post Denry, that's pretty sickening.

That blondie Milf from Eastenders for me, though even fictional sex with Ian Beale puts me off her a bit.

mayisuggest · 13-01-2011 4:01pm

noel fielding!! totally not ashamed of that either :cool:

shovel · 13-01-2011 4:16pm

Gail from corrie 20 yrs ago.

Thought she had a fabulous rack and body (under the grey jumper)

.....I know

*Awaits torrent

Reg'stoy · 13-01-2011 4:45pm

shovel wrote: »

Gail from corrie 20 yrs ago.

Thought she had a fabulous rack and body (under the grey jumper)

.....I know

I too share this secret shame crush, except for me it also includes Sally and Deirde.

My greatest shame is it still is

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 4:58pm

Reg'stoy wrote: »

I too share this secret shame crush, except for me it also includes Sally and Deirde.

My greatest shame is it still is

Of ALL the secret crushes:

Angela Landsbury
James Gandolfini
Andrew Maxwell
Anne Robinson

I think Deirdre, Sally and Gail are the worst of the worst. They're the cruddiest looking trio of hags I have EVER laid eyes on.

Gail looks like a turtle without its shell.

nacho libre · 13-01-2011 5:13pm

Anjelica Huston
Cybill Shepherd
Faye Dunaway
Pam Grier
Garcelle Beauvais
Joan Chen

Auvers · 13-01-2011 5:17pm

nacho libre wrote: »

Anjelica Huston
Cybill Shepherd
Faye Dunaway
Pam Grier
Garcelle Beauvais
Joan Chen

huh they are all fantastic looking women in their day, Cybill Shepherd even fcuked Elvis

or do you fancy them in their present form?

J. Marston · 13-01-2011 5:21pm

Jessica Rabbit.

What?

nacho libre · 13-01-2011 5:21pm

Auvers wrote: »

huh they are all fantastic looking women in their day, Cybill Shepherd even fcuked Elvis

or do you fancy them in their present form?

Yes I still fancy them all.

Mental Mickey · 13-01-2011 5:23pm

Kelly Brook

Katherine Jenkins

I love my curvy wimmin!!!

Auvers · 13-01-2011 5:25pm

nacho libre wrote: »

Yes I still fancy them all.

good man :cool:

kincsem · 13-01-2011 5:36pm

bernyh wrote: »

Woody Harelson

strangely even in Kingpin!! There's somethin wrong wi me!!

(I also have an attraction to red haired fellas, proper ginger hair... although my hubby doesn't have red hair... hmmmm)

Harrelson's father, who was a contract killer, was arrested for the killing of Federal Judge John H. Wood, Jr., who was shot and killed by rifle fire in 1979 in San Antonio.

awesom_o · 13-01-2011 6:01pm

Hugh Laurie

nomnomnom.. DILF

jennytightlips · 13-01-2011 6:33pm

max branning
any man in guyliner

the purple tin · 13-01-2011 8:22pm

Daphne from ScoobyDoo:)

Denry · 13-01-2011 9:00pm

Badgermonkey wrote: »

As a 1st post Denry, that's pretty sickening.

That blondie Milf from Eastenders for me, though even fictional sex with Ian Beale puts me off her a bit.[

Not fair. I was moved to post by the general spirit of communal confession. Could any motive be purer? I neglected to add that I'd happily go down on the aforementioned Anne Doyle under the news desk, as her mellifluous voice continued to spout wisdom to the Irish public from somewhere above me.

Shannon Doherty on the other hand represents a purer time; grunge music, sodastreams and the only porn was on Sat Eins (channel 24) on Cork Multichannel, when parents were absent.

Nolanger · 13-01-2011 9:07pm

Condoleezza Rice

Tchaikovsky · 13-01-2011 9:58pm

Tina Fey

Agricola · 13-01-2011 11:33pm

Mental Mickey wrote: »

Kelly Brook

Katherine Jenkins

I love my curvy wimmin!!!

Most men would chew off an arm for a shot at either of those two.

This thread is for shameful crushes. Ya know, old bints that ya really shouldnt bother with, but theres just something about them!

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 11:39pm

Agricola wrote: »

Most men would chew off an arm for a shot at either of those two.

This thread is for shameful crushes. Ya know, old bints that ya really shouldnt bother with, but theres just something about them!

Thanks. I got sick of reminding people.

Anyone who's sharing Kelly Brook, Tina Fey, Noel Fielding, these people are attractive! I'm looking for the cruddiest, most cringe-worthy crushes out there.

Think more Marty Whelan, Less Matt Damon.

chopperbyrne · 13-01-2011 11:47pm

Lacey Turner, but only if she was pretending to be Stacey Slater.

hogflem · 13-01-2011 11:48pm

Belatrix Lestrange

nosey rosie · 13-01-2011 11:50pm

Gavin Henson ( the ronsealed rugby player )

kerryman12 · 13-01-2011 11:52pm

Kate Midleton

* I just want to funk up blood line of the english monarchy, and put a kerry man on the throne*

Millicent · 14-01-2011 12:07am

Man crushes:

Jack Black
Simon from the Misfits
Benicio Del Toro
Bill Hicks (though admittedly, that could get messy)
David Mitchell AND Robert Webb
Leonard from the Big Bang Theory
Michael C Hall
Louis Theroux

Lady crushes:

Supernanny Jo Frost
Anne Doyle
Dawn French

Dunno how weird any of them are, but I probably have a ton more that I can think of.

LambsEye · 14-01-2011 12:30am

Millicent wrote: »

Man crushes:

Jack Black
Simon from the Misfits
Benicio Del Toro
Bill Hicks (though admittedly, that could get messy)
David Mitchell AND Robert Webb
Leonard from the Big Bang Theory
Michael C Hall
Louis Theroux

Lady crushes:

Supernanny Jo Frost
Anne Doyle
Dawn French

Dunno how weird any of them are, but I probably have a ton more that I can think of.

Ok LOL on the "supernanny Jo Frost" one: "That behaviour is unasssseptable"

Millicent · 14-01-2011 12:35am

LambsEye wrote: »

Ok LOL on the "supernanny Jo Frost" one: "That behaviour is unasssseptable"

Gets me every time. It's the disciplinarian thing, I think.

LambsEye · 14-01-2011 12:55am

Millicent wrote: »

Gets me every time. It's the disciplinarian thing, I think.

Re: Your original post. Simon from the Misfits. He is PROBABLY my new favourite thing ever. He's bloody gorgeous.

Alas, he's not an embarrassing crush.

Leonard from the Big Bang Theory however..........

EverEvolving · 14-01-2011 1:04am

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Millicent · 14-01-2011 1:04am

LambsEye wrote: »

Re: Your original post. Simon from the Misfits. He is PROBABLY my new favourite thing ever. He's bloody gorgeous.

Alas, he's not an embarrassing crush.

Leonard from the Big Bang Theory however..........

Well, yay. Haven't met anyone else who has acknowledged the wonder that is Simon, even with his odd jaw clenches.

Also, Robert Sheehan (Nathan) but I knew he definitely wasn't a weird crush as he's a fucking ride!

And Leonard is adorkable. Especially cos he's pocket-sized and looks corruptible.

Millicent · 14-01-2011 1:06am

EverEvolving wrote: »

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Is Christian Bale an odd crush? I'd definitely give him a good seeing to, although perhaps with a sock in his mouth to prevent him doing his Batman voice and wrecking the moment. I'm a romantic like that! :pac:

LambsEye · 14-01-2011 1:07am

EverEvolving wrote: »

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Millicent wrote: »

Well, yay. Haven't met anyone else who has acknowledged the wonder that is Simon, even with his odd jaw clenches.

Also, Robert Sheehan (Nathan) but I knew he definitely wasn't a weird crush as he's a fucking ride!

And Leonard is adorkable. Especially cos he's pocket-sized and looks corruptible.

Louis Theroux is only the best. I love how he feigns ignorance.

Also, I made a mistake. It's Nathan (Robert Sheehan,) I love. Simon can take a hike. ALSO Simon Pegg.

Benicio is not weird enough for this thread. He's pure, unadulterated RIDINESS.

John Travolta only qualifies if it's puffy, modern day Travolta. Not "Grease" Travolta.

A.Blinkin · 14-01-2011 1:09am

Ooooh, Robert Sheehan's great in Misfits alright. Annoying little s**t but it's all part of his charm.

Millicent · 14-01-2011 1:11am

LambsEye wrote: »

Louis Theroux is only the best. I love how he feigns ignorance.

Also, I made a mistake. It's Nathan (Robert Sheehan,) I love. Simon can take a hike. ALSO Simon Pegg.

Benicio is not weird enough for this thread. He's pure, unadulterated RIDINESS.

John Travolta only qualifies if it's puffy, modern day Travolta. Not "Grease" Travolta.

Well good then. More Simon for me.

Simon Pegg's not a weird crush though. He's cute as a button! Now if you said Nick Frost, you'd be right.

Benicio is weird-looking though, in fairness to him, but he has smexy charisma. Also, that voice...

Which brings me onto another one -- Alan Rickman.

Millicent · 14-01-2011 1:13am

A.Blinkin wrote: »

Ooooh, Robert Sheehan's great in Misfits alright. Annoying little s**t but it's all part of his charm.

Exactly! Although, I think his appearance in Love/Hate sealed it for me. *wipes drool* He looks like the bastard child of Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy, with the best from both.

LambsEye · 14-01-2011 1:13am

Millicent wrote: »

Well good then. More Simon for me.

Simon Pegg's not a weird crush though. He's cute as a button! Now if you said Nick Frost, you'd be right.

Benicio is weird-looking though, in fairness to him, but he has smexy charisma. Also, that voice...

Which brings me onto another one -- Alan Rickman.

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssster Pooooootttttttttter."

Defo. Daily, Nightly and ever so rightly.

Millicent · 14-01-2011 1:15am

LambsEye wrote: »

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssster Pooooootttttttttter."

Defo. Daily, Nightly and ever so rightly.

Hahahaha! I think it was Dogma that sealed it for me but that voice is like velvet.

Jaxxy · 14-01-2011 1:24am

I loved him in Dogma, even though he said he was as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.

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