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Secret Crushes?

  • 12-01-2011 2:18am
    #1
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭


    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Prince Harry
    James Gandolfini
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)


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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    delores off fair city


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)

    And without it?


  • #4
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Originally Posted by LambsEye
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)
    Leonel Delightful Apple wrote: »
    And without it?

    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.


  • #5
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

    You'd let him stick his nose in you?


  • #6
    CrazyBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

    I make myself fierce hot and bothered.


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  • #7
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Theres hope for all men if Tony Soprano is sexy!


  • #8
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.
    Iron Hide wrote: »
    You'd let him stick his nose in you?

    Sure. I party. I do nasal.


  • #9
    YeGods
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭YeGods


    Thelma Mansfield.... what,? don't judge me. I was young and she was hot


  • #10
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Jeremy Paxman.


  • #11
    ziggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #12
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Yore ma


  • #13
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The Doyler of course! ;)


  • #14
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.
    LambsEye wrote: »
    Jeremy Paxman.

    I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Dexter...my loins they say yes!


  • #16
    YeGods
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭YeGods


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Yore ma


    and so it starts....:o


  • #17
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Yore ma

    You're dead right to. She's suck a snooker ball through a waven pipe that wan.


  • #18
    upandcumming
    Registered Users Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh


  • #19
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    CrazyBiscuit wrote: »
    When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

    I make myself fierce hot and bothered.

    foul bachelor frog material tbh


  • #20
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Iron Hide wrote: »
    You'd let him stick his nose in you?

    Well we have foot porn and toe porn, what about nose porn?

    I fancy Bear Grylls. I bet he's an animal in the sack. That's not really a secret though.


  • #21
    The Highwayman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭The Highwayman


    Angie (Anita Dobson) from Eastenders years ago :o


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  • #22
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Thought of one. Mary Coughlan. The word crush would be taking it a bit far I think, but sometimes when I see her on TV, saying something stupid, I just want to grab her dopey head by that big mane of hair and ... do things to her that would make her unable to say anything stupid....for a good long while...





    Throat fúck her basically, in case ya didnt get it.


  • #23
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Dobby from Peep Show :cool:


  • #24
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.

    Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.


  • #25
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.


  • #26
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    upandcumming wrote: »
    Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh


    I see that. She's filthy. It's like when I see a massive knacker man in the shop but I KIND of fancy him because I know he'd shlap me around a bit and I'd like to think I could change him but I know deep down I can't.


  • #27
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    YeGods wrote: »
    and so it starts....:o

    I know, but it hadnt been posted yet and I just had to do it to keep the tradition alive.


  • #28
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.

    Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.


  • #29
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Links234 wrote: »
    ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.

    Definitely. Never a truer case of "head saying no, loins saying yes"
    The woman is the worst kind of moron, but Id love the chance to tear into her!


  • #30
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.

    Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.

    Looks like you'll be putting your nose to the 'grindstone' then.


  • #32
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Looks like you'll be putting your nose to the 'grindstone' then.

    I will indeed. I've scent them both a lot of fan mail but they haven't responded.


  • #33
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Prince Harry
    James Gandolfini
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)
    Yup, embarrassing is the word alright. :rolleyes:


  • #34
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    There are more:

    Superhans from PeepShpw
    Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
    Symba from the Lion King

    It goes on...


  • #35
    cc-offe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Max Branning :D


  • #36
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Hilda ogden from coronation street....WHAT....id jizz all over that.Why not?


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  • #37
    SomeFool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    Hillary Clinton :) durty i'd say


  • #38
    SomeFool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    cc-offe wrote: »
    Max Branning :D

    Rex Manning :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo


  • #39
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Gillian Anderson...

    X-Files as a kid. Knocked a few out on that one. ;):pac:


  • #40
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Agricola wrote: »
    Definitely. Never a truer case of "head saying no, loins saying yes"
    The woman is the worst kind of moron, but Id love the chance to tear into her!

    Ann Coulter is another conservative christian type, and a closet lesbian if I ever seen one! I figure she just hasn't met the right woman yet, but I have standards. (she looks like something from the evil dead)


  • #41
    cc-offe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    SomeFool wrote: »
    Rex Manning :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo


    :D The very one!!


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  • #42
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I will indeed. I've scent them both a lot of fan mail but they haven't responded.

    They sniffed at it, how dare they!?:pac:


  • #43
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    There are more:

    Superhans from PeepShpw
    Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
    Symba from the Lion King

    It goes on...
    :DThat's quite a list. Are you on meds?:p


  • #44
    Dave147
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,235 ✭✭✭Dave147


    Sarah Palin, yes please!


  • #45
    CrazyBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    foul bachelor frog material tbh
    Whats that?
    Is that the weird green frog meme I see in the Cool Links and Vids forum.


  • #46
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    tonycascarino wrote: »
    Nell McCafferty
    Oh hell no (in an African-American pronunciation).


  • #47
    Pretty_Pistol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    Dermot Ahern. I have no idea why. :o


  • #48
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    scientific1982 wrote: »
    Oh hell no (in an African-American pronunciation).

    you mean http://gochitchat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aw-hell-naw.jpg


  • #49
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Le King wrote: »
    Gillian Anderson...

    Nothing to be ashamed of imo :)


  • #50
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    David Mitchell


    I do like an erudite, misanthropic rant. and a fellow worrier.


  • #51
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Your muff.


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