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  • #52
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

    And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

    Left.


  • #53
    Dogdaysareover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭Dogdaysareover


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?

    If you live in the East Anglian region of the UK, do this.....

    Go to the local BP garge, go up to the counter and ask Mike....HE knows who Tom Donaldson is, go on just ask him, please:pac:


  • #54
    mewe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    I'd squat all stealth like over Enda Kenny's head as he's talkin live on the six one news and slowly release a poo.


  • #55
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Funkfield wrote: »
    Cover just my knob in flour, then walk around naked.
    A floury flying flute. What's the deal with this one? Is there a deep-seated desire to show the world your knob? The world has seen enough. Anyway, someone would think it was a flying slug and stamp on it.


  • #56
    Kuhnt Pounder
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Kuhnt Pounder


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    f**k with Stevie Wonder.

    wut?


  • #57
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Id go push random kids over at a playground and laugh.


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