Zumo Bishop - The marauding sexual machine

Toasterspark wrote: »

...........why? Why would you write this?

*shudder*

Ah sure why not Guess there's no need for a 2nd chapter?

darkestlord wrote: »

You should be a writer for fair city. This is great stiff. And I need a good laugh

Is this a call for a 2nd chapter?

Chapter 2.


"What do you think you're doing?!" Pete roared. Zumo now with his penneys hoodie stripped off, only wearing a stolen t-shirt that was a size too small for him, clearly highlighting his fat belly and saggy man tits, began sweating like he was doing a spelling test.


"Dolores?!" Pete said. Dolores, now wiping her sticky fingers on her arse, was left with a blank face. "You weren't supposed to be back so soon" she said. Pete ran his eyes up Dolores' frail old body and skinny legs. Her jeans hanging off her like Ryan Tubridys suit.


"Did you give him a hand shandy?" Pete asked. Dolores admitted to this and Zumo had a smirk on his face of pride. "I know you were tippin' Ray, but didn't think you'd stoop this low!" Pete made another comment. "Oi, what did you say?" said Zumo, trying to walk forward with this floppy willy still hanging out and his jeans half way down.


Zumo zipped up his monster, and procedded to punch Pete in the face. 2 jabs, and then a spinning kick to the chest. Pete layed in the corner of the room, face down. The young Bishop thug then moved closer, before jumping up and down on Petes back. "This'll sort yer bleedin' back Pete ha?!"


Pete was now dead. "I'm all yours now" Zumo told Dolores. Dolores looked scared, as she began pounding on the window, garnering Rays attention. Ray the fat midget then started running across the road to Dolores' rescue, stopping several times gasping for air.....

Would like to hear some more feedback

Antilles wrote: »

It's like Trent without the charm.

After searching for trent, I assure you trent was made up, where as this is an after hours fair city

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

PMSL

Thank-you.

Highly entertaining, extremely descriptive & captivating.

Looking forward to Chapter 3

Stay tuned. You'll get another chapter tonight. Open to any scenarios/conflicts you want to see so PM if you like

Jo Holland wrote: »

does anyone know when/if Doloroes finds out about Lucy ???

Lucys scheming will soon be revealed with drastic consequences... :P

I know you're asking about the real version :P

Chapter 3.


After 5 minutes of running, Ray finally arrived. He jumped straight through the window, catching his shoulder off the wall as he was so fat. Landing on his face on the floor, he rolled around, panting. "My Hero" Dolores said. Ray is still gasping for air as he nods to Dolores with a look of acknowledgment.

"I'll be off then" says Zumo as he grabs some cans from the fridge and strolls out the back door.

Ray is on the way out, he's stopped breathing. Dolores opens the top buttons of his overalls and caresses his chest full of gangly pubes. She strokes his chest hair and has a smile on her face. She snaps out of it as she realises Ray is struggling. Ray is revitalized by the stroking of his sweaty chest.

"Pump me" says Ray. Dolores tries to push down on rays chest but her granny arms are too feeble to do anything. All that's left is hand prints in his plump man boobed chest. "Wather, gimme some wather" Ray begs. Dolores gets a glass of water and throws it on Rays face before realising he wanted to drink some.

"Feck it anyways" she says as she fetched another half pint of water. Ray gulps at the water and says thanks. "What happened Pete?" Ray asks. Dolores tells him Zumo killed him, Ray says fair enough. "What will I do with the body?" said Ray.

"You won't do anything, you're not able lift yourself off the couch to piss" Dolores tells Ray. She said she'll ring Barry to take the body to up the mountains. He will have Denzo with him to do the donkey work as Barry is old and very bald. "He'll probably go round to Vivienne for a bit of hanky panky" too Dolores tells Ray. The rest of the evening passes without any further drama as Ray and Dolores sat down and watched Martin's Mad About Fish while Petes mangled body began to stench.....