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Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

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  • #92
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,087 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Christianity:

    Orange-Heaven--13397.jpg

    Atheism:

    IceCreamStick.jpg


  • #93
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    phutyle wrote: »
    Christianity:

    http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13000/Orange-Heaven--13397.jpg

    Atheism:
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.


  • #94
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,087 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Jernal wrote: »
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.

    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.


  • #95
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    phutyle wrote: »
    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.

    transubstantimasturbation

    Word of the year.








    I am so jealous I didn't think of it.


  • #96
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    phutyle wrote: »
    Jernal wrote: »
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.

    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.
    I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!? :eek:


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  • #97
    RichieO
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    I like ice-cream cos it tastes good, I don't like atheism cos it was all that was left after I negated all religions, agnosticism was never an option after fence collapsed...

    So enjoy your ice-cream now, cos it melts pretty quick in hell....


  • #98
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    RichieO wrote: »
    I like ice-cream cos it tastes good, I don't like atheism cos it was all that was left after I negated all religions, agnosticism was never an option after fence collapsed...

    So enjoy your ice-cream now, cos it melts pretty quick in hell....
    If ice cream can melt in hell then there must be a temperature gradient in hell. With the right heat engine we chill local regions of hell to our needs. Maybe even channel the excess heat towards heaven in the form of a pulse death ray!!!


  • #99
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,087 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Jernal wrote: »
    I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!? :eek:

    Do this in mammary of me.


  • #100
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......


  • #101
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Kivaro wrote: »
    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......

    HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THE HOLY ICE CREAM WAFERS WE EAT ARE JUST CRACKERS!!!


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  • #102
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,352 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jernal wrote: »
    Kivaro wrote: »
    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......

    HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THE HOLY ICE CREAM WAFERS WE EAT ARE JUST CRACKERS!!!
    One would need to be crackers indeed to make such an insinuation....


  • #103
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    One would need to be crackers indeed to make such an insinuation....

    I like paté on crackers.


  • #104
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,087 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I like paté on crackers.

    Pâté Noster, qui es in caelis...

    christ-on-a-cracker.jpeg


  • #105
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Christianity would have kept my attention for far longer if that bland bloody wafer came with some ice cream.


  • #106
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Newsflash: Nun Provocatively Flirts with Atheism

    207271.jpg


  • #107
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Durty.


  • #108
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    She has technique.


  • #109
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    From here, it seems that our friend above is not the only nun to partake of the pleasures of the flesh:

    208816.jpg

    Caption, anybody?


  • #110
    oldrnwisr
    Registered Users Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭oldrnwisr


    robindch wrote: »
    From here, it seems that our friend above is not the only nun to partake of the pleasures of the flesh:

    208816.jpg

    Caption, anybody?



    Mmmm... sacrilicious


  • #111
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Ahaha, look, Fr. Billy has his willy out again!"


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