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fuh-tuh-guh-fop parole

Sarky · 2012-02-20 16:51:09

Got a request for unbanning from that other guy that was banned recently. However you spell his name. You know the drill, make with the challenges. Don't disappoint The Leader. He spent the weekend in Cuba smoking what a little old lady TOLD him was a simple cigar, but he now has what looks like a serious case of The Fear.…

20-02-2012 5:51pm

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Got a request for unbanning from that other guy that was banned recently. However you spell his name.

You know the drill, make with the challenges. Don't disappoint The Leader. He spent the weekend in Cuba smoking what a little old lady TOLD him was a simple cigar, but he now has what looks like a serious case of The Fear. The resulting paranoia will not go well with posts abusing this thread or his prescription LSD.

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#2 20-02-2012 6:17pm

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Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread
For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

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#3 20-02-2012 8:20pm

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Draw a hopscotch game.

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#4 20-02-2012 10:52pm

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draw a lovely cow with very big soft eyes. I like cows. Maybe you could write a little poem to go with your lovely cow. And you have to give her a name suitable for such a cow.

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#5 20-02-2012 11:29pm

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Make Sarky laugh. Not a "lol" with no actual laugh. I want you to actually make him laugh.

Make with the funny.

Or, I dunno, draw what the leader saw when tripping balls.

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#6 21-02-2012 6:57am

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You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

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#7 21-02-2012 9:42am

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Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

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#8 21-02-2012 10:34pm

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ah...bears are funny, also bear suits...

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#9 21-02-2012 10:40pm

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To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.

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#10 21-02-2012 11:18pm

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Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

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#11 22-02-2012 6:41pm

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Fago! wrote: »

You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

I'm not posh and so can't afford plums; best I can do you is an apple wearing aftershave as a hat... at 17.41.

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#12 22-02-2012 7:21pm

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TeddyTedson wrote: »

Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

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#13 22-02-2012 7:24pm

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Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

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#14 22-02-2012 7:25pm

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TeddyTedson wrote: »

Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread
For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

This is what I've come up with so far.

Sarky, Teddy Tedson,
Hondasam and Deki too,
Damo El Diablo y Fago, that's who!
The greatest living legends
that ever walked the earth
They post in tCN, a place of mighty mirth!

I'm not a 100% happy with it, it's lacking back-handed compliments and on close inspection doesn't make any sense.

Now I will eat my meat sculpture.

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#15 22-02-2012 7:45pm

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Looks good to me.

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#16 22-02-2012 8:05pm

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no cow ?:(
no bears or bear suits ?:(
:mad:

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#17 22-02-2012 8:18pm

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Sarky wrote: »

Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

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#18 22-02-2012 8:21pm

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Deki wrote: »

no cow ?:(
no bears or bear suits ?:(
:mad:

I haven't forgotten you, Deki! I'll get to everyone in time. Here's a pic as a token:

I'll do something for my sig and include Boo and Cicero too.

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#19 22-02-2012 8:25pm

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Cicero wrote: »

Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

"Red Delicous
Fyffes bananas
Loose carrots"

This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

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#20 22-02-2012 8:36pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

"Red Delicous
Fyffes bananas
Loose carrots"

This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

Ha! ..good enough for me...ta..:D

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#21 22-02-2012 8:38pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

Sweet zombie jesus, I want that so bad.

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#22 22-02-2012 8:42pm

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Amazing so far!! :D
A+

I want you to thank this post for me where I reported spam like a good citizen should, because I have a feeling that Silverfish ignored my post and thanked The Master instead, who posted it after me, because she doesn't like me:mad:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=77229501&postcount=1884

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#23 22-02-2012 8:46pm

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God, that's Sooo like her.

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#24 22-02-2012 8:56pm

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Sarky wrote: »

God, that's Sooo like her.

Probably been dying to do that me for months I'd say. :mad:

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#25 22-02-2012 9:28pm

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FINE I thanked it.

I'm not sure why I didn't.

Now stop crying, there there, it's okay. Blow your nose? Okay? Okay? Okay. Good. Now. All better.

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#26 22-02-2012 9:59pm

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I love happy endings.

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#27 22-02-2012 10:00pm

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They generally cost a bit more though...
erm.
Bah I don't want it thanked now. Un-thank it :mad::mad:

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#28 22-02-2012 10:01pm

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Oh shut up ffs, ye are giving me a headache.

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#29 22-02-2012 10:07pm

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Nobody cares, Sam. Be quiet. Christ, you're like Matt with a vagina sometimes.

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#30 22-02-2012 10:12pm

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You do care, I know you do.

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#31 22-02-2012 10:35pm

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He has evidenced some caring tendencies lately. i think he had better put that in check. Who knows what it might lead to.

re: ftgfop: thank you for the bovine. What's its name?

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