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  • 20-02-2012 5:51pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    Got a request for unbanning from that other guy that was banned recently. However you spell his name.

    You know the drill, make with the challenges. Don't disappoint The Leader. He spent the weekend in Cuba smoking what a little old lady TOLD him was a simple cigar, but he now has what looks like a serious case of The Fear. The resulting paranoia will not go well with posts abusing this thread or his prescription LSD.


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  • #2
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread :D
    For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P


  • #3
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Draw a hopscotch game.


  • #4
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    draw a lovely cow with very big soft eyes. I like cows. Maybe you could write a little poem to go with your lovely cow. And you have to give her a name suitable for such a cow.


  • #5
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Make Sarky laugh. Not a "lol" with no actual laugh. I want you to actually make him laugh.

    Make with the funny.

    Or, I dunno, draw what the leader saw when tripping balls.


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.


  • #8
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ah...bears are funny, also bear suits...


  • #9
    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.


  • #10
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...


  • #11
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Fago! wrote: »
    You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

    I'm not posh and so can't afford plums; best I can do you is an apple wearing aftershave as a hat... at 17.41.

    193811.jpg


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  • #12
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

    193815.jpg


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!


  • #14
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread :D
    For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

    This is what I've come up with so far.
    Sarky, Teddy Tedson,
    Hondasam and Deki too,
    Damo El Diablo y Fago, that's who!
    The greatest living legends
    that ever walked the earth
    They post in tCN, a place of mighty mirth!
    I'm not a 100% happy with it, it's lacking back-handed compliments and on close inspection doesn't make any sense.

    Now I will eat my meat sculpture.


  • #15
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Looks good to me.


  • #16
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no cow ?:(
    no bears or bear suits ?:(
    :mad:


  • #17
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

    I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

    193822.jpg


  • #18
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Deki wrote: »
    no cow ?:(
    no bears or bear suits ?:(
    :mad:

    I haven't forgotten you, Deki! I'll get to everyone in time. Here's a pic as a token:

    picture-067-copy.jpg?w=560&h=430

    I'll do something for my sig and include Boo and Cicero too.


  • #19
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Cicero wrote: »
    Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

    Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

    "Red Delicous
    Fyffes bananas
    Loose carrots"

    This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!


  • #20
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

    "Red Delicous
    Fyffes bananas
    Loose carrots"

    This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

    Ha! ..good enough for me...ta..:D


  • #21
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

    193822.jpg

    Sweet zombie jesus, I want that so bad.


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Amazing so far!! :D:D
    A+

    I want you to thank this post for me where I reported spam like a good citizen should, because I have a feeling that Silverfish ignored my post and thanked The Master instead, who posted it after me, because she doesn't like me:mad:


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=77229501&postcount=1884


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God, that's Sooo like her.


  • #24
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    God, that's Sooo like her.
    Probably been dying to do that me for months I'd say. :mad:


  • #25
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    FINE I thanked it.

    I'm not sure why I didn't.

    Now stop crying, there there, it's okay. Blow your nose? Okay? Okay? Okay. Good. Now. All better.


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I love happy endings.


  • #27
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    They generally cost a bit more though...
    erm.
    Bah I don't want it thanked now. Un-thank it :mad::mad:


  • #28
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oh shut up ffs, ye are giving me a headache.


  • #29
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody cares, Sam. Be quiet. Christ, you're like Matt with a vagina sometimes.


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You do care, I know you do.


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  • #31
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He has evidenced some caring tendencies lately. i think he had better put that in check. Who knows what it might lead to.

    re: ftgfop: thank you for the bovine. What's its name?

    .


  • #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm waiting for us all to play hopscotch. Prize for the winner.

    He is ok sometimes, he has his moments. like us all.


  • #33
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    193850.jpg


  • #34
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Deki wrote: »
    What's its name?

    Edward.


  • #35
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    The hopscotch game is located in space, in the mists of The Pink Nebula. Being anything less than Fabulous! is not tolerated here, I'm afraid.


  • #36
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But how will hondasam ever get to play then?


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    That is so cool, Thanks for naming it after me. Just what I need right now someone who is nice.


  • #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    But how will hondasam ever get to play then?

    you have to spoilt it. can you let me have one night off please. I had a really crap day.


  • #39
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Sarky and Sam are two parts of the same blubbery organism. Self-fellating its numerous grotesque appendages whilst posting on Boards.

    It seeks to draw us in, into its nightmare world.

    True then. True now.

    I have glitter-suits for those who are worried they may not be fabulous enough for the The Pink Nebula's atmosphere. Speaking of, word to the wise, outside of our own group please refer to the atmosphere as the ambiance.


  • #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You've thought of everything, I see. Good job, that man.


  • #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would recognise your handy work every time sarky.

    FTGFOP don't let me and sarky scare you, we are just messing.

    lets play hopscotch.

    I have cake for the winner.


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  • #42
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I have a confession to make. I don't know how to play hopscotch... and I can't draw a decent cow for love nor money.


  • #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You have done brilliant so far. it's fine.

    hopscotch is easy, me and sarky will teach you.


  • #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Less chat ffs


  • #45
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

    193871.jpg


  • #46
    LenaClaire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

    193871.jpg

    Ah jesus, that is going to give me nightmares!


  • #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <sploosh>

    5769310899_815c09ddea.jpg


  • #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Funny poem about first day at school.


  • #49
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    The smell of my plastic satchel
    sandwiches: corned beef and ketchup
    knowing the Irish for 'fire'
    the copper coin it earned me
    these are my memories
    of my first day at school




    All lies. All implants.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkMVelmb08


  • #50
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What an almighty sig!

    FTGFOP wins 100000000 points. and 10000000 pints.

    1829509.jpg

    Believe it or not that's a mosaic of millions fo pints of beer!


  • #51
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Mr. Boo wrote: »
    To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.

    I bit my lip, will that do? I've also had eight mugs of tea (and I plan to have at least two more) if that's relevant.

    What do you have against the heir apparent of Wogania?


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