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thelad95 · 04-03-2015 12:59am

To be honest, I think what you can do with it

is more important than it's size. Some girls may find a larger than average one intimidating especially if they're not that experienced.

Jhcx · 04-03-2015 1:35am

I'll leave Raven to talk lol. thats just an awful sight to imagine. nope nope nope

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Jhcx · 04-03-2015 2:13am

There is just no words. you must have seen a lot of weird stuff looking for that photo

Jhcx · 04-03-2015 4:10am

not that one but its the third to read so all pretty consistent. lol. actually reading that one it says about compressing fat. well in that case i gained few centimeters ha ha.

Junco Partner · 04-03-2015 6:47am

Doesn't the size paranoia not just go away when you get your hole for the first time; pardon my french. Shouldn't you worry less about how big it is and more about making sure you put the work into getting better. No point being neurotic when it comes to sex.

Everybody benifits.

Jhcx · 04-03-2015 12:36pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

Doesn't the size paranoia not just go away when you get your hole for the first time; pardon my french. Shouldn't you worry less about how big it is and more about making sure you put the work into getting better. No point being neurotic when it comes to sex.

Everybody benifits.

As a male human and as complex as I am you'd think that but I like to think about everything I can think of and question it. It's not that it goes away its that nobody says anything and you wonder is it what they wanted...

pajor · 04-03-2015 1:53pm

Was watching a great programme last night called 'Spuiten en Slikken' (meaning to shoot and swallow..) It's all about drugs and sex of course. One of the topics was penis sizes, I'm guessing on the back of this study. There were two lads on the show who were tackle out (it's that sort of show), faces covered up. Both with knobs of 8 inches+. Both reported that no girl they had ever been with was in marvel of them being so well endowed. According to the sexologist on as well, anything bigger than that will just do damage. :pac:

So at the end of the day, it really is how you use it.

Jhcx · 05-03-2015 2:06am

<mod snip>
anyway moving on swiftly. finally fixed my bluetooth for the second time round. and now anxiety is through the roof, i seriously do love to torcher myself. i seriously cant deal with stress

LoonyLovegood · 05-03-2015 2:43pm

MOD

Stop with the semen jokes. This forum is meant for those under eighteen too, and it's inappropriate. Any further posts about it after this will start getting cards.

iamanengine · 05-03-2015 2:52pm

Jhcx · 05-03-2015 11:26pm

I just gave my friend a spoiler. I'm just on an unlucky role for mistakes lately. Anyone want to pass me the rope. And I tie myself to a chair in a corner speak to no one

LoonyLovegood · 06-03-2015 1:14am

It feels my life is like I'm a bit actor in house of cards. I adore it, but there's really bad accents going around and its freaking exhausting

Nerdkiller1991 · 06-03-2015 4:36am

LoonyLovegood wrote: »

It feels my life is like I'm a bit actor in house of cards. I adore it, but there's really bad accents going around and its freaking exhausting

NOOOO! What happened to my CYTIgirl? All I see is LoonyLovegood. Are you at least capable of pulling off some tunes?

LoonyLovegood · 06-03-2015 8:02pm

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

NOOOO! What happened to my CYTIgirl? All I see is LoonyLovegood. Are you at least capable of pulling off some tunes?

Who says we're not...THE SAME PERSON

wnolan1992 · 06-03-2015 8:48pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

Its CTYI's loony evil twin :pac:

Rumour has it Looney is actually the good one...

pajor · 06-03-2015 9:00pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

Its CTYI's loony evil twin :pac:

LoonyLovegood · 06-03-2015 9:58pm

I/we resent the implications on my/our personhood(s)

Jhcx · 08-03-2015 5:47am

Last few days i want to rant. Rant about everything and anything. But the more i want to rant the more tired i become. I just want to distance myself from my surroundings. I guess just time to be on my own, but that certainly scares me. Just dont know what i want. taken me half hour just to write this.

Just look forward to getting my car fixed. going for a drive, meet new people that been planning to meet and forget everything at home. just head off to Clonmel and Cork maybe Lismore and Clogheen. somewhere that makes me happy..

suitcasepink · 10-03-2015 2:01pm

So lads how do I make a Paddy Power account?

#Cheltenham

thelad95 · 10-03-2015 2:41pm

deise_girl wrote: »

So lads how do I make a Paddy Power account?
#Cheltenham

Haha, it's not that difficult, just go to the PP site and have your card ready.

pajor · 10-03-2015 2:57pm

deise_girl wrote: »

So lads how do I make a Paddy Power account?
#Cheltenham

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suitcasepink · 10-03-2015 3:01pm

I cant wait till I type in digits wrong and end up betting the full of my bank account on a horse..
But sure the grant will be in Friday, just in time to bet on some hurling matches :pac:

Jhcx · 10-03-2015 4:13pm

They keep emailing me saying I have money just resting in my account. I should really spend that extra Euro I made

thelad95 · 10-03-2015 4:21pm

Jhcx wrote: »

They keep emailing me saying I have money just resting in my account. I should really spend that extra Euro I made

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suitcasepink · 10-03-2015 5:04pm

Ahhh I get that thats a quote from Father Ted but tbh what does it mean, why is it funny?

wnolan1992 · 10-03-2015 5:06pm

deise_girl wrote: »

Ahhh I get that thats a quote from Father Ted but tbh what does it mean, why is it funny?

Your lack of understanding on this makes me

LoonyLovegood · 10-03-2015 5:14pm

My ridiculous amount of knowledge on League of Ireland means that I usually make about €20 a week on betting on the matches. It's a beautifully awful habit to have.

thelad95 · 10-03-2015 5:35pm

Well fück. Annie Power falls at the last fence and €40 down the drain

Nerdkiller1991 · 10-03-2015 6:24pm

deise_girl wrote: »

Ahhh I get that thats a quote from Father Ted but tbh what does it mean, why is it funny?

Damn. Really? Well, he supposedly embezzled it from some Lourdes charity.

Jhcx · 10-03-2015 7:28pm

Today is one of the strangest days for Ireland. So far we have managed to legalize upto 100 types of drugs. And some how in the upcoming gay marriage referendum we have made heterosexual marriage unconstitutional.

Government is being run by a bunch of clowns Joe. Lol (for the record not calling the government clowns)

Junco Partner · 10-03-2015 7:33pm

Jhcx wrote: »

Today is one of the strangest days for Ireland. So far we have managed to legalize upto 100 types of drugs. And some how in the upcoming gay marriage referendum we have made heterosexual marriage unconstitutional.

Government is being run by a bunch of clowns Joe. Lol (for the record not calling the government clowns)

The resulting love buzz from a week of nationwide yokefestivities will probably make people more open minded in their view of marriage. If we held it this week. Errbody would marry errybody

wnolan1992 · 11-03-2015 12:47am

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Damn. Really? Well, he supposedly embezzled it from some Lourdes charity.

"You're not going anywhere until every penny of that money is accounted for!"
"That money was just resting in my account, I-"
"Enough! You were in Las Vegas, when that poor child was meant to be in Lourdes!"

Bishop Brennan, easily the best character.

suitcasepink · 11-03-2015 1:35pm

Think I've a gambling addiction already tbh..
It's bad that you get excited about being refunded on a non runner.. Feels like I won that money dear God this can't end well

LoonyLovegood · 11-03-2015 4:06pm

I force myself to withdraw €20 as soon as my balance hits €25.

thelad95 · 11-03-2015 5:44pm

deise_girl wrote: »

Think I've a gambling addiction already tbh..
It's bad that you get excited about being refunded on a non runner.. Feels like I won that money dear God this can't end well

I'm the same, I keep drifting down to Paddy power in between lectures

every bet is 'the last one'.

Junco Partner · 11-03-2015 6:46pm

Any poker players here? The online type that is. Anyone make any money on it? My housemate gets into those free tournaments online every so off. Free five euro bet or whatever on those poker sites. He comes away with fifty every so often, won a couple of hundred one night. Not bad for a free bet.
Been thinking of giving it a look. I know the basics of poker but I have the tendency to pick up a game and master it very quickly once I set my mind to it.

thelad95 · 11-03-2015 7:02pm

By the way, if any of ye are ever looking to make guaranteed money off betting, matched betting gives you a guaranteed profit. Basically, you use a free bet to bet on a team winning, then you put cash on that team not winning (drawing or losing) on Betfair. It's a long confusing process though so don't do it unless you fully understand it. It's legal as well. It's explained here:

http://www.savethestudent.org/make-money/what-is-matched-betting.html

pajor · 11-03-2015 8:45pm

And now Champions League for your gambling delectation.

Jhcx · 11-03-2015 9:49pm

Driving is my only addiction. my nan was giving out today about it so i turned around and said is it not better than doing drugs or gambling.

was always told "gambling is a mugs game" so i found this lol

Junco Partner · 14-03-2015 9:53pm

Is mother's day soon?. I feel like it is but I don't know.
I always forget.

Insect Overlord · 14-03-2015 10:01pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

Is mother's day soon?. I feel like it is but I don't know.
I always forget.

It's tomorrow. I was relieved to find out it's not today!

Junco Partner · 14-03-2015 10:06pm

An File wrote: »

It's tomorrow. I was relieved to find out it's not today!

Well, s.hite

Talib Fiasco · 14-03-2015 10:13pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

Any poker players here? The online type that is. Anyone make any money on it? My housemate gets into those free tournaments online every so off. Free five euro bet or whatever on those poker sites. He comes away with fifty every so often, won a couple of hundred one night. Not bad for a free bet.
Been thinking of giving it a look. I know the basics of poker but I have the tendency to pick up a game and master it very quickly once I set my mind to it.

I used be mad into online poker a few summers ago. Made a substantial amount of money in it..we're talking 4 figures here. It's a crazy addiction though. It consumed every hour of my life for weeks on end. You'd leave the laptop for food, gym/training/matches and cinema/pub/club and that would be it. I was gone half insane by the time I actually decided to stop. Nowadays I have controlled it a bit. Mainly down to being busy. To be serious with gambling you need to devote the majority of your time to it.

But yeah now I prefer playing "real life" poker now with the lads for a fixed buy in and over a few drinks....casual stuff. I go to the casino maybe once every two/three months to play alright for maybe a buy in of 200-300 euro but I'd say my serious days of poker are behind me for now. To be truthfully honest if I dropped out of my college course or couldn't get a job in the near future I'd turn to it as a source of income. I think I could be pretty successful at it if I really set my mind to it but it's gambling, it's a massive risk. I have savings to my name that most 20/21 year olds would dream of having and that I could possibly "invest" in poker but I wouldn't trust my self.

As for getting into it, there are loads of free poker apps and sites to practice...lots of them are with other real people so you can actually benefit from the whole mental aspect of poker and not just play your cards like a lot of computer based opponent sites do. Having a friend or two is great as you can get involved in real life poker. Online differs from live poker obviously but it is great practice. Watching poker on tv helps a lot. That's how I got hooked. Late summer nights watching poker after dark. You pick up tips and tactics from the guys who have won millions. Undoubtedly practice is key. I occasionally lose to the lads at poker now but back in my craze for it I'd barely lose a hand never mind a whole game.

Jhcx · 17-03-2015 2:49am

I love being drunk cause I can imagine those fantasy stories where in 10 years I'll bump into the ex and we'll catch up over a few drinks and re start the past. Ya only a dream I don't believe you should get back with an ex no matter how much you love them even if it's driving you to your death bed. Guess I have to stick by that.

Ex is moving off for few years abroad. There goes that open window shut . Ya ya I know I'm conflicted and confusing. If I'm not who will be. Might explain and help me come to terms with my bi sexuality. Why settle when you can have everything you want. Be greedy it's what this world is anyway. You know it's very strange I can't help wonder that even though I've come to accept who I am there's that little voice in the back of my head that refuses to accept who the hell I am and causing me these great wars within myself driving me to the brink of my own extinction simply because it's afraid to that that leap into the world because there are still people out there willing to kill other humans because it's wrong.

Jhcx · 19-03-2015 2:47pm

Lads it's a beautiful day out I have no idea what to do

pajor · 21-03-2015 4:40pm

There's a first time for everything; just drove a LHD for the first time.

Still in one piece!

LoveLamps · 21-03-2015 4:41pm

pajor wrote: »

There's a first time for everything; just drove a LHD for the first time.

Still in one piece!

In my sleepy daze I thought you said you just did LSD for the first time... was about to ask how was it :pac:

pajor · 21-03-2015 5:06pm

LoveLamps wrote: »

In my sleepy daze I thought you said you just did LSD for the first time... was about to ask how was it :pac:

Nah, nothing that exciting. Never say never though. :pac:

iamanengine · 21-03-2015 7:32pm

Nothing to see here...

LSD is a helluva drug!

Jhcx · 22-03-2015 12:02am

Ya know i cant help sit here most nights and think about my future. i regret everything but regret nothing. Im very thankful for the life i have lived. if i could just expand on it a hell of a lot more perfect! But i just cant stop that ticking image that if i die tomorrow blady blady blah. probably fair to say i have a fear of dying. so much i wish to accomplish. 22 years of age my life is finished(#growdafuqup) I have no idea why im still typing. im gonna be looking over these in a few years and cringing so much i'll have the funeral home on speed dial. but its a nice reminder to show how one progress' in life. how i can look back and hope that i have changed from what i am today to something i can only see in my dreams right now. I think that no matter if i ticked everything off my bucket list and done everything i wanted to id still feel incomplete but thats just me

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