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    #7982
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Junco Partner wrote: »
    Wandering around town today I realised I kind of wanted a pint. Soon after I realised it wasn't so much a want as I physically needed a pint . Try as I might to walk home I found myself outside my local. sipping stout alone.Sunny days bring out my inner alcoholic

    I am like that too on sunny days, had a can at home by myself :confused:

    I got my food intolerance test back and I'm intolerant to EVERYTHING I eat to a day to day basis :(


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    #7983
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    I have a feeling I have an intolerance to something cause my stomach gives me awful trouble. Too lazy to get a test to find out what it is I shouldn't be eating.


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    #7984
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Junco Partner wrote: »
    I have a feeling I have an intolerance to something cause my stomach gives me awful trouble. Too lazy to get a test to find out what it is I shouldn't be eating.

    I got it done because of lethargy, stomach problems and general malaise so hopefully when I start an elimination diet, it'' sort all those :L

    If you really think it could be something, maybe get it checked? /medicalishadvice


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    #7985
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    MauraTheThird wrote: »
    I got it done because of lethargy, stomach problems and general malaise so hopefully when I start an elimination diet, it'' sort all those :L

    If you really think it could be something, maybe get it checked? /medicalishadvice

    meh I am not fond of doctors.


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    #7986
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Junco Partner wrote: »
    meh I am not fond of doctors.

    I got this done in a chemist if that's any help #MauraLovesPharmacy





    getting so angsty for saturday. so nable for seeing the ex:(


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    #7987
    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    Maura, I have faith in you!


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    #7988
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    CTYIgirl wrote: »
    Maura, I have faith in you!

    Thanking you m'dearest x

    My galpals have all texted to say that they'll be there if I need them at any stage so looks like things will be ok :o


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    #7989
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    Had a junkie come up to me outside the pub. "Sorry man, could you do me a favor? My wife's fallopian tubes are wrapped round my babies neck and I have an hour and forty-five minutes to find out if my babies gonna live. Could you spare a few euros and I'll say a prayer for you.?" He then tried to sell me a bag of weed.

    The chuckle the biological impposibility of his tale gave me was worth the 2 quid I gave him.

    Enjoy your heroin you poet you!


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    #7990
    Peanut Butter Jelly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    How To Waste Time #426 - Watch This Gif!


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    #7991
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Can someone explain to me, what's with this new form of selfie taking where only half their head is in the picture and shows 95% of the background behind them.

    Do people believe their that bad their face should not be in a pic. Then don't take one.


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    #7992
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Jhcx wrote: »
    Can someone explain to me, what's with this new form of selfie taking where only half their head is in the picture and shows 95% of the background behind them.

    Do people believe their that bad their face should not be in a pic. Then don't take one.

    I thought it was a humorous thing. Like when you only see their eyes and above it looks funny :P


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    #7993
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    I didn't cry/get too drunk/do other embarrassing thing on Saturday! Maybe this is a new phase of my life where I don't want to cringe post night out?


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    #7994
    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I'm jealous. I'm still suffering.


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    #7995
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    This is new for me :D I hope it continues tbh!


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    #7996
    Peanut Butter Jelly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    CTYIgirl wrote: »
    I'm jealous. I'm still suffering.

    1TtbvKq.gif?1


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    #7997
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    I occasionally venture onto that website collegetimes.ie where I discovered what I believed was going to be an article on how to make a cool cover for your flashlight-I thought at last an artice on this website that isnt about sex/bfs and gfs/drink....

    So I go ahead read the full article through-I dont see where th flashlight thing comes into it tho and by the end theres no mention of a flashlight whatsoever I start to think it over for a few minutes-the whole article just didnt make sense to me

    And then I look at the category it came under

    Then things became clear

    Here is link to said article

    http://collegetimes.com/2014/07/21/how-to-make-a-very-easy-homemade-fleshlight


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    #7998
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    I occasionally venture onto that website collegetimes.ie where I discovered what I believed was going to be an article on how to make a cool cover for your flashlight-I thought at last an artice on this website that isnt about sex/bfs and gfs/drink....

    So I go ahead read the full article through-I dont see where th flashlight thing comes into it tho and by the end theres no mention of a flashlight whatsoever I start to think it over for a few minutes-the whole article just didnt make sense to me

    And then I look at the category it came under

    Then things became clear

    Here is link to said article

    http://collegetimes.com/2014/07/21/how-to-make-a-very-easy-homemade-fleshlight

    What I find even more amusing is that you genuinely wanted to know how to make a cool cover for your fleshlight flashlight? :pac:


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    #7999
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Wait up... this is too good. lol. Where does it say cover?

    Well anyway none the less least now i have the knowledge of how to construct one ha ha. made my day


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    #8000
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    ohhhhhhhh...... :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Think i love you. :p Seriously though your the first person to make me laugh all week since last. :D thanks

    Dunno if you find the an insult of compliment but its ment to be a compliment


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    #8001
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Btw that site is really interesting. Good read on 'Things you never knew about the male body part'

    Most interesting one
    Kim Jong-il’s penis was 3 feet, 4 inches long…

    Black-Guy-Really-GIF.gif


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    #8002
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Jhcx wrote: »
    Btw that site is really interesting. Good read on 'Things you never knew about the male body part'

    Most interesting one
    Kim Jong-il’s penis was 3 feet, 4 inches long…

    Black-Guy-Really-GIF.gif

    I can verify that the above spoiler is true ;) :pac:


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    #8003
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    I havent moved off the couch all day. bored as ive ever been but no motivation to do anything.


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    #8004
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    So today was my last day at work. Went grand. But my team bought me a few presents and i feel so like wow. thank you so much. then got home and saw a card and read it and was like. 'Can i come back to work.' lol. Feeling loved is not even enough to express my gratitude. Really gonna miss the airport.

    Few drinks tonight to finish off this grand time here in DUB. been a struggle but just when it goes right im leaving but maybe thats why its easy.


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    #8005
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    Got dragged to D'Icon last night. Two hours wedged into a corner while getting bumped from all sides as my insides vibrated. Ended up just up-ending whiskey after whiskey down my neck till i got to the point where i forgot i was in a large vibrating sardine tin.


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    #8006
    MauraTheThird
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Junco Partner wrote: »
    Got dragged to D'Icon last night. Two hours wedged into a corner while getting bumped from all sides as my insides vibrated. Ended up just up-ending whiskey after whiskey down my neck till i got to the point where i forgot i was in a large vibrating sardine tin.

    I went there for the first time last week and will be there tomorrow. It's such a sweatbox :( Couldn't imagine that being the place to go EVERY NIGHT especially at €12 a pop


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    #8007
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=844838945539166

    This is just hilarious. its so simple but the out come is brilliant :pac::D


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    #8008
    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I'm on a Weird Al kick, and OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZING.

    WE DON'T FIGHT WE ALL PLAY NICE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE


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    #8009
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    CTYIgirl wrote: »
    I'm on a Weird Al kick, and OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZING.

    WE DON'T FIGHT WE ALL PLAY NICE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

    I once listened to all of his polka medleys back-to-back. It took about an hour. I was giddy for days after it!


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    #8010
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Weird Al is great. Did I post his new grammar song here? I think I did... it's glorious.

    I also like this...



    And this...



    And even this!



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    #8011
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    One of the few times I've read poetry and been stopped in my tracks in awe.

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

    http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171621


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