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W*nking husband

  • 04-03-2012 1:58pm
    #1
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭


    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)
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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    They're not white lies. They're big black lies. Your husband's stuck, married to a liar and you begrudge him a harmless tug?


  • #3
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)

    I'm sleeping with her sister


  • #4
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    So your husband is a wanker?


  • #5
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    I never said i begrudge him his ****, i dont want to know it though!

    And he is a wanker.

    I am not a liar, i select what is necessary for him to know.


  • #6
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    token101 wrote: »
    I'm sleeping with her sister

    lies (hopefully)


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  • #7
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    i select what is necessary for him to know.

    Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?

    The poor fella. Leave him have his ****, its probably the only joy he has in life


  • #8
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)

    You lie about money, he tells the truth about masturbation...and HE'S the bad guy?

    By the way, he probably knows you lie about the clothes, but he lets it go because it's not a big deal to him...you should probably do similar :)


  • #9
    risteard7
    Registered Users Posts: 879 ✭✭✭risteard7


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
    What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Share please :)
    Im sure you enjoy an odd flick now and again ;)

    nothing wrong with it


  • #10
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?

    The poor fella. Leave him have his ****, its probably the only joy he has in life

    what?? Why??


  • #11
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    She didn't say he's not allowed ****.


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  • #12
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Dudess wrote: »
    She didn't say he's not allowed ****.

    exactly! I laughed but wondered why he told me for no good reason out of nowhere! Like it was not necessary for me to have that info!


  • #13
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    You're jealous because his dick is bigger than yours.


  • #14
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    Your husband needs to take the chequebook off you

    You can't be trusted


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    minidazzler wrote: »
    ...By the way, he probably knows you lie about the clothes, but he lets it go because it's not a big deal to him...you should probably do similar :)

    Very true.


  • #16
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,580 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Who was the actress? Molly Ringwald?


  • #17
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

    In fairness, those are actual lies, not white lies. Not that you're the only woman who does the same, but you're still trying to decieve your husband.


  • #18
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Another 2 pages of this crap and you'll be completely demonised, OP. :D


  • #19
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    what?? Why??

    Why???

    I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

    Thats why.


  • #20
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    In fairness, those are actual lies, not white lies. Not that you're the only woman who does the same, but you're still trying to decieve your husband.

    lots of high morals in after hours this morning.....


  • #21
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Why???

    I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

    Thats why.

    wow. Just wow.


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  • #22
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    exactly! I laughed but wondered why he told me for no good reason out of nowhere! Like it was not necessary for me to have that info!


    but surely if your in a relationship/married to someone, you should be able to say whatever to that person, and them to you, as long as its truthful.
    i mean sugarcoat it a little if you really have to/want to but he was just having a conversation with you, bit of fun imho. :pac:

    its only a problem if he can say things like that, but then gets annoyed etc if you say the same or vice versa. :rolleyes:

    theres a hell of a lot worse things that can be done to you from a bf etc, it sounds like you have quite the healthy relationship, from his end anyway, once neither of you are being/getting hurt then whats the problem


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    This is a marriage set for destruction. Built on a foundation of lies and deceit. And tugging. Best give him back the keys to the Audi A3, pack up the kids (Ioslodail and Iascaracht) and move back in with your mother. Let the man tug now in peace.


  • #24
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    personally I think you should quit now!
    You are on a definite loser.


  • #25
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    You're the bad guy. Apologise immediately.


  • #26
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    wow. Just wow.


    Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


    Jesus he has god awful taste in women.


  • #27
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    WTF is wrong with lying, you really don't want to be in a absolute truthful relationship, the only time that would ever work is your relationship with your psychologist.

    Humans lie it keeps the peace and egos intact. Jenny Agutter and Blondy I had many a "tug" about them.


  • #28
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?
    Blindness might have had something to do with the choice.


  • #29
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

    It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.


  • #30
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


    Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

    I remember her when she was a pony


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  • #31
    bizmark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Why???

    I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

    Thats why.

    .....Hours ?


  • #32
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    OP if that actress even remotely looks like one of your friends or relatives chances are your hubby has made the old trouser snake vomit to the thoughts of them too.

    Just saying.


  • #33
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    wandatowell wrote: »
    jockeyboard wrote: »
    what?? Why??

    Why???

    I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

    Thats why.
    Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.


  • #34
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

    It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

    It's AH, anyone you think is offended is just winding you up I reckon.

    Threads in here get a little bit Escher tbh.


  • #35
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


    Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

    sometimes you just instantly dislike someone....


  • #36
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,580 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Lori Singer?


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  • #37
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).


  • #38
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

    It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

    Your rising to the bait.....

    Their cunning plan has worked.......


    **twiddles his pencil moustache**


  • #39
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).

    Damn :(

    Time to get rid of the crusty sock collection so.


  • #40
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,580 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

    Just noticed that Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.


  • #41
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dudess wrote: »
    Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

    hush your diplomacy, there's an AH mob in formation here :pac: so grab a pitchfork or gway with your logic and rational thinking.


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  • #42
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    krudler wrote: »
    I remember her when she was a pony

    The first time I saw her she was staring alongside Toby Maguire and Jeff Bridges in Seabiscuit

    What a talented Mare she is!


  • #43
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    humberklog wrote: »
    Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

    Just noticed the Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.

    there's tons of words that do, its one of those grammatical rules that probably has more exceptions than ones that follow it.


  • #44
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    44leto wrote: »
    WTF is wrong with lying, you really don't want to be in a absolute truthful relationship, the only time that would ever work is your relationship with your psychologist.


    em, yeah :rolleyes::confused:

    i mean maybe if you absolutly had to a few slight white lies are okish if your just dating someone and nothing more, but maybe its just me but i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone i was in a relationship with and loved, and if your not comfortable being with someone in some way then whats the point

    maybe thats just me though


  • #45
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Why???

    I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

    Thats why.

    Jaysus, that's a bit much!


  • #46
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

    Did we find out the actress?


  • #47
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

    Did we find out the actress?


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury


  • #48
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dudess wrote: »
    Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

    Why do you want to listen to jockeyboard's husband's **** stories?


  • #49
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

    It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

    Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
    Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far


  • #50
    Stormageddon
    Registered Users Posts: 124 ✭✭Stormageddon


    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

    I splooged. Then I rang everyone I know to tell them about it. Some things are on a need to know basis. This is one of those things.


  • #51
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
    Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far

    They didn't take it too far, there's no such thing. They're just not funny.


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