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Worst situation to come home to from work.

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  • 24-08-2012 6:59pm
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    Rhand
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭


    Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

    A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


    Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?


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    Ghandee
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    Rhand wrote: »
    Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

    A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


    Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

    Shít happens.


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    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Rhand wrote: »
    Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

    A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


    Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

    Did the sh1t hit the fan op?


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    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Thread title gave me a migraine. But yeah, that's pretty shitty alright. I can't think of anything at the moment but when I do I'll be back.


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    castletownman
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    Coming home to find that's there's no dinner cooked.

    Goddamn lazy wimmen


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    [Deleted User]
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    Came home once to find the neighbour's kids in my sitting room poking leaves into my birdcage, and a note stuck to the door helpfully saying "Hi, the door wouldn't shut this morning, can you fix it?" from a housemate... who knew I left for work before they did. Thank God the house was in a lovely neighbourhood. Ran the kids and gave the housemate an almighty bollocking. Door was only stuck on the latch ffs. It wasn't a sh*t but it was pretty annoying.


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    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Came home once to find the neighbour's kids in my sitting room poking leaves into my birdcage, and a note stuck to the door helpfully saying "Hi, the door wouldn't shut this morning, can you fix it?" from a housemate... who knew I left for work before they did. Thank God the house was in a lovely neighbourhood. Ran the kids and gave the housemate an almighty bollocking. Door was only stuck on the latch ffs. It wasn't a sh*t but it was pretty annoying.

    You poor thing.

    Where did you sleep that night?


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    marshbaboon
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    Came home to realise I had forgotten my keys. Couldn't get into my apartment and was dying to go to the toilet, so had to take a dump on the stairs when no one was looking while I waited for a locksmith.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Ghandee wrote: »
    You poor thing.

    Where did you sleep that night?

    In my bed, not in a cat basket, MEOW.


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.


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    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.



    How fat portly or chubby


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    PieForPi
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    I'd imagine coming home to find a loved one having killed themselves would be pretty rough.


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    Sunnyisland
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    Cant thing of anything funny to post, I just came home from work today..................


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    bobin fudge
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    moved into a new appartment and due to being busy forgot to get the electricity put into my name, fast forward 2 weeks and get home at 9pm to find the place in darkness -no shower, no tv and nothing to cook on


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    FloatingVoter
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    Finding the social welfare fraud squad waiting for me. Hard to explain when I'm in my work clothes why I'm claiming for five kids, two of whom are cats and the other three characters from Batman.


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    3ndahalfof6
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    LOST COMES TO MIND


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    Duggy747
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    Rhand wrote: »
    A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)

    One man's thrash is another man's lunch. A bit bread and lettuce and away you go! :pac:


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    sweeney1971
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭sweeney1971


    Many years ago I came home from doing a 14 hour shift. Had a nice hot bath and got into my bed with fresh sheets on with the intention of watching telly in bed. Once in bed I put my foot on something under the quilt, ripping the quilt back I had stuck my foot in a pile of cat sh*t what the lazy b****d cat had left me.


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    Steven81
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    Parents in law there again

    Child Screaming

    X Factor/ Americas next top model on tv

    No hot water


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    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    sweeney1971 wrote: »
    Many years ago I came home from doing a 14 hour shift. Had a nice hot bath and got into my bed with fresh sheets on with the intention of watching telly in bed. Once in bed I put my foot on something under the quilt, ripping the quilt back I had stuck my foot in a pile of cat sh*t what the lazy b****d cat had left me.

    I hope you went to his/her basket and repaid in kind.


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    orchidsrpretty
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    Coming home to a house full of cat **** is pretty awful, I had a cat that liked to do her business everywhere except the litter tray. The worst is my boyfriend has a really weak stomach and vomits at the smell of anything that doesn't smell like roses, so in addition to cleaning up the cat ****, I also have to clean up a trail of puke from the front door to the toilet:(


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    whatdoicare
    Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!


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    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    orchidsrpretty wrote: »
    Coming home to a house full of cat **** is pretty awful, I had a cat that liked to do her business everywhere except the litter tray. The worst is my boyfriend has a really weak stomach and vomits at the smell of anything that doesn't smell like roses, so in addition to cleaning up the cat ****, I also have to clean up a trail of puke from the front door to the toilet:(

    so how is your sex life going :(


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    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    whatdoicare wrote: »
    I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!

    the bastard, thats all.


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    sweeney1971
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭sweeney1971


    The cat in question lived outside in the stables and got in through an open window, it did the same on everyone in the Village, just popping in for a ****e.


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    MadsL
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    whatdoicare wrote: »
    I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!

    Has he been questioning his sexuality recently?


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    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.
    What did you do when you found them?


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    whatdoicare
    Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    MadsL wrote: »
    Has he been questioning his sexuality recently?

    Sadly, no. Right now, he's rolling around in mud having a grand 'ol time of it! He calls this "gardening".


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    osheen
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    Came home today - no dinner ready and the kids were playiny MY call of duty .
    Totally f#%ked up my K/D ratio


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    Daith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭Daith


    When I come home and one of my housemates girlfriends is there. I don't mind her but her laugh cuts through me. It's so loud and braying and there's no substance known to man that can sound proof against it.


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    Nux
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    Coming home to find the wife is still living there.


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