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How should I propose to my boyfriend?

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  • 26-05-2009 7:53pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭


    hey there fellow peeps, I am a 23 year old girl who feels the time is right no propose to my boyfriend, I dont wanna wait for the next leap year so I just gonna do it now, any suggestions on how I should do it....funny ideas welcome :-) x x


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭baglady


    Weddings and Marriages forum perhaps?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    A strap-on, some lube and call him your bitch.

    Tell him he has no choice in the matter, he'll get the message ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,082 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Naked. Whipped cream. Pole dancing.

    A few thoughts come to mind.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    "I was talking to the Internets and...we think it's time to marry you."
    "You're pregnant."
    "Marry me and I'll unlock the cellar."
    "Marry me and I won't force you to finish writing the novel."


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    'Will you marry me' usually works.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    You're 23. Don't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    get down on one knee in a packed restaurant and embarrass the sh!t outta him by doing it haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Well you could start off by getting down on one knee instead of the usual two...:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Does he have a rabbit and can you get a pot of boiling water??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    What makes you think he will say yes?

    Also will you buy your own engagement ring?

    Will you present him with an engagement ring?

    Do you want to be known as the girl who proposed?


    I'd wait until he is just about ready to cum one night & ask him, chances are he will say yes not knowing what he is agreeing to.
    You have yourself a verbal agreement there missy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Spread you legs and ask him to retrieve the ring from your growler with his tongue and lips.

    If he can't, find a better man... or panda


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭pinkfeather


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    What makes you think he will say yes?

    Also will you buy your own engagement ring?

    Will you present him with an engagement ring?

    Do you want to be known as the girl who proposed?


    I'd wait until he is just about ready to cum one night & ask him, chances are he will say yes not knowing what he is agreeing to.
    You have yourself a verbal agreement there missy.

    thats the one!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    23? Jaysus don't get married


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    On your knees... like a good girl... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    thats the one!!!


    If it happens to go to court try to get the case held in front of Judge Judy.
    She likes her verbal agreements or as she calls them 'verbal contracts'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    hide a ring in your gee and ask him to finger you....

    ..with his ring finger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    Do it with a ring.

    A cock ring.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,652 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Hey. You dont even know if I will say yes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Overheal wrote: »
    Hey. You dont even know if I will say yes.

    She's not asking where should she go on the honeymoon!

    But really, asking the internets isn't very romantic.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Overheal wrote: »
    Hey. You dont even know if I will say yes.


    Of course he'll say yes. What 23 year old guy wouldn't like to get engaged?

    OP it sounds as if you are ready to ask him, afterall you're 23, time to settle down and think about your future.

    If he supports Manchester United you could try turning off the tv during the Champions League-thing-a-me-jig .

    Best to do it on the 70min mark of the match and ask him then. The match will be nearly over and you'll be sure to have his full attention. (nothing really good happens after the 70 min mark anyhow).

    If he says no then dump him.

    Best of luck!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,814 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    His answer should automatically be no. Girls proposing is for lesbians, and if thats you then.... Pics or GTFO!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    In this day and age, equality, and that jazz, wa wa wa.
    Where does he sign up for his mangina?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    All terrific ideas. Well done all and sundry.

    This thread is testament to the folly of posting in after hours threads that really should be in the Ladies Lounge with other classics such as what shoulder do you wear your handbag on and how often do you wash your bra.

    But we all get silly ideas at 23 and think, oh this will be fine.........

    think of this forum choice, aye and its consequences, as a educational experience. Me thinks that the analogy will be lost on you though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Quazzie wrote: »
    His answer should automatically be no. Girls proposing is for lesbians, and if thats you then.... Pics or GTFO!


    Gosh that's so mean!

    She should do it, he could walk out the door and get knocked down by a bus and never know how much she really cared for him...:o



    But Quazzie does make a valid point with the pics...help us help YOU!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,498 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    If you like the guy enough and want to spend the rest of your life with him, don't propose to him. You're 23 ffs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Do you want to be known as the girl who proposed?

    Oh, the shame?

    I was going to suggest propose whilst sky diving together, but he might be so shocked that he'll forget to open his parachute, so don't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nothing says i want to be with you forever like anal sex.

    Give him your 'ring' and he'll be yours forever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Nothing says i want to be with you forever like anal sex.

    A threesome does...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    At 23? Cheeses of Nazareth woman! The poor guy is thinking of sex, not babies.


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