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    #62
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.
    Will sell some of it at exorbitant prices if anyone is stuck


    Sooner do my best Bear Grylls impression tbh than drink any of that stuff Kaiser! :pac:

    Have you any hennessy in the back of the boot there? :D


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    #63
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Doing a Nelson Muntz point and laugh from London

    Pub later


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    #64
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,986 ✭✭✭conorhal


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Did anyone remember to tell the stag parties from the UK this year?

    One of my favorite Good Friday activities is strolling through Temple Bar on a friday afternoon to amuse myself by watching the hoards of bewildered Brits shambling about the streets dressed up in fairy wings and L-plates, slack jawed with stunned, uncomprehending faces that suggest they might believe that they have wandered through the looking glass into an alternative universe in which Ireland is a dry and sober nation.
    Some can be seen sobbing in the gutters, overwhelmed by inhumanity of it all while others go into survival mode and stalk about attempting to meet the challenge of this alcohol barren wasteland like Bear Grylls, filtering last night's spatted vomit from the gutters through the tights he's wearing in an attempt to distill from it whatever alcohol that might be gleaned....


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    #65
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Sooner do my best Bear Grylls impression tbh than drink any of that stuff Kaiser! :pac:

    Have you any hennessy in the back of the boot there? :D

    Nah, but how bout I pour some petrol into an empty bottle? There'd be little difference in taste


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    #66
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Nah, but how bout I pour some petrol into an empty bottle? There'd be little difference in taste


    That reminds me of the time I was out visiting my grandfather in law round Christmas about nine years ago (see edit). He was passing out the whiskey and I didn't want to be getting too drunk and make a bad impression, etc.

    I spotted a bottle of 7UP beside his armchair, "Aye, try some of that in it" he says.

    Fùcking blew the tonsils off me! :pac:

    What was in the 7UP bottle only poitin, and me thinking it was just flat 7up! :D

    "Drink some water now in the morning and you'll be drunk again" he says!


    Gas man, dead now but even on his last night in the hospital he'd a woodbine in one hand and a can of Guinness in the other! :D


    EDIT: My wife just informed me her grandfather is dead about seven years! How the fcuk I remembered it like it was only two years ago... never was much good with time anyway! :o


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    #67
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Northern Ireland is open for business on good friday.
    'cept up there everyone gets the day off

    not just bankers and civil servants


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    #68
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You can drink if you're a hotel resident? I did not know this.
    Yuss.
    or on a train


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    #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    or on a train

    But I drove.....to my hotel :D


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    #70
    Gweedling
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Gweedling


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.


    Thinly veiled something something something.


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    #71
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Its that time of year again.


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    #72
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Woot. Chocolate eggs for all.


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    #73
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Hotels for everyone


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    #74
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Hotels for everyone

    Wana share again?


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    #75
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Sauve wrote: »
    Wana share again?

    You can't share hotels when you play monopoly. how many times do i have to tell you


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    #76
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Worthless peon finds secret mod discussion on annual coke and hookers party, waits patiently for location disclosure...


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    #77
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Sauve wrote: »
    Wana share again?

    Okay


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    #78
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have six cans of Cisk and a bunch of bananas in my fridge if anyone wants to join me?


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    #79
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Its that time of year again.

    *sticks fingers in ears*

    I CANT HEAR YOU

    LA DE LA DE DAA

    :(


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    #80
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Just found out work paid me a day early.

    Thats a sign if i ever saw one to stock up on booze tonight


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    #81
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night :)

    mwhahahahahahaha


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    #82
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night :)

    mwhahahahahahaha

    That reminds me, mustn't forget to buy butter for the rasher and sausage sandwiches for the morning :)


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    #83
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Lets have a boards alcoparty tomorrow....yeahhh.

    Oh no wait, I'll be in Liverpool......yeahhh.


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    #84
    Hell Ram
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Hell Ram


    No bars on Good Friday for some! Miniature flags advocating the sale of alcohol on Good Friday for other's!


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    #85
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I herd if u drink de red wine on gud Friday it turns into blud.


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    #86
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    Yes, they can. I know a few places in Dublin City centre Town did it last year.

    Although I wonder why you'd go to a club with about 2.5 hours left, 10 euro in and 7 euro a drink

    Just to poke the fish in the eye. :D


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    #87
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    what??? you mean this year is no different than any other year? :eek:


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    #88
    Mr Simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night :)

    mwhahahahahahaha

    I hope you get arrested!



    I'll be drunk anyway


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    #89
    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Just as well I have Herr Schneider currently resting up in the fridge I guess...


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    #90
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    danniemcq wrote: »
    You can't share hotels when you play monopoly. how many times do i have to tell you
    If you play Israeli monopoly you can put your houses on Palestine's streets.

    https://i.imgur.com/TuzcYi1.png


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