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    #32
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    StompToWork wrote: »
    Yeah, problem is they'll put you to work painting!!

    If you knew the state I will be in, last thing you'd do is hand me a paintbrush!

    21/25



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    #33
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    And this is sticked why exactly?

    Because I hate you.


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    #34
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.


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    #35
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.

    :eek: No blowies on Good Friday? Feckin' Catholicism!


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    #36
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Dr B can you remind AH no eating meat tomorrow, anyone that posts any thread on meat is banned. Thanks in advance.

    And also remind them that God goes does or maybe doesent exist and that Pope is responsible for the recession!:D


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    #37
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    All my local bars will be open. In yore faces, suckas.


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    #38
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    All my local bars will be open. In yore faces, suckas.

    I already called the police.
    You won't be drinking in any pubs.

    And yeah, I'm bitter but at least I'll make sure you're sober so your soul is saved. :pac:


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    #39
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    I already called the police.
    You won't be drinking in any pubs.

    And yeah, I'm bitter but at least I'll make sure you're sober so your soul is saved. :pac:


    My soul is too far gone to be saved. Will post up a pic tomorrow of me in a pub :D


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    #40
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    My soul is too far gone to be saved. Will post up a pic tomorrow of me in a pub :D

    They're allowed open, just not sell alcohol, right?

    So could you technically buy beer today and drink in the pub tomorrow?


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    #41
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    So could you technically buy beer today and drink in the pub tomorrow?

    Yes, all perfectly legal and cool in God's eyes.


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    #42
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I love this idea, we should do it every year!


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    #43
    Nodster
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭Nodster


    My Body is a Temple.....I only sup Hackenberg


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    #44
    Jarrod
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    Anyone wrote: »
    If anybody is looking for someone to blame when they cant purchase alcohol tomorrow, look no further than the Romans.

    Bloody Romans! What have they ever done for us?


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    #45
    beercr8te
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭beercr8te


    I bought all my drink on Wednesday, i'll be full on friday just like tonight, hahaahaha.:D


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    #46
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Jarrod wrote: »
    Bloody Romans! What have they ever done for us?

    Apart from the sewers and the roads and the getting rid of the lawlessness and the healthcare and the.............................


    What have the Romans EVER done for us?:pac:


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    #47
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.


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    #48
    beercr8te
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭beercr8te


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.

    God never mean't for us to be unhappy:D


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    #49
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I'm going to wrap liqueurs in parma ham and eat them tommorrow, that should piss him off. YOLO....unless you are a Jesus!


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    #50
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    And this is sticked why exactly?

    no doubt an early counter to the usual whining that occurs only on good friday :D


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    #51
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    People buying drink and Easter eggs down at Tesco like they are going out of fashion.


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    #52
    StaticNoise
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭StaticNoise


    Before this is closed and to stop everyone asking, if you want drink tomorrow:

    1. Buy now (before 10pm). The shops are waiting for you.

    2. Travel by train (40km or more), plane, or ferry.

    3. Go into international waters. Again, you'll probably be on the ferry, from point 2 anyway.

    4. Go to a theatre (a playhouse). Who knows? You may actually like what's on offer. Plus, you'll look a lot smarter.

    5. Book a hotel room (If you bring someone with you, you'll appear a lot classier.)

    6. Go to a racetrack (Harold's Cross, etc.).

    7. Head to a drinking establishment after 12am.

    8. Know a fella, who knows a barman, who allows you to paint the walls and work for the day, and who pays you in pints, under the table. Let that barman also tell you that you are desperate and a disgrace. Laugh in their face with your Guinness in hand.


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    #53
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Don't say I didn't warn you.


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    #54
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwx2ce_AyOE


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    #55
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Is it a bank holiday or will the banks be open?


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    #56
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Witchie wrote: »
    Is it a bank holiday or will the banks be open?

    banks - BANKS ????

    THEY DONT SELL DRINK YOU IDIOT


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    #57
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    But I need to remortgage my house to head north on a bender fool!


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    #58
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    It's my Island.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QdY4gfR7iY


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    #59
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,017 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Anyone wrote: »
    What about Spice Burgers?

    Sure theres no meat in them - just sawdust

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #60
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.
    Will sell some of it at exorbitant prices if anyone is stuck


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You can drink if you're a hotel resident? I did not know this.
    Yuss.


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