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The Gay Test

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  • 17-08-2014 9:06am
    #1
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭


    http://www.gay-test.com

    "You are 15% gay. You don't have a gay bone in your butt... I mean body." :D


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    #2
    Fiery mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Fiery mutant


    If you went looking for, and took the test, then you're gay.

    It's ok, we're happy for you.

    We should defend our way of life to an extent that any attempt on it is crushed, so that any adversary will never make such an attempt in the future.



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    #3
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mad for cock and ass


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    #4
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I like boobs!


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    #5
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    I like ElleEm & her way if thinking.......please be female...please be female....please!
    :)


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    #6
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Straight male who exclusively deals in logic and never lets irrational emotion influence his decisions.


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    #7
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    Fiery mutant wrote: »
    If you went looking for, and took the test, then you're gay.

    It's ok, we're happy for you.

    If you decided to have a look what the thread is about, you must be gay as well. Welcome to the club! :D


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    #8
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    36% Shirtlifter.

    64% In Denial it seems.


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    #9
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    No thanks.


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    #10
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Is this like a cricket test ?


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    #11
    everdead.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    I always thought the gay test was do you have an irrational hatred of Gay people if yes most likely your in denial and gay.


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    #12
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    everdead.ie wrote: »
    I always thought the gay test was do you have an irrational hatred of Gay people if yes most likely your in denial and gay.

    By that rational, anyone with a hatred of Pedophiles is actually a Pedophile.
    Only people uncomfortable or confused about their sexuality will be scared to take this test!


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    #13
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    41% gay here, apparrantly! :D


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    If you're a chap, do you;

    a) like looking at chaps bottoms

    b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

    If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

    If you're a chappess, do you;

    a) like looking at ladies bottoms

    b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

    If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


    If you answered both a and b you're greedy. :D


    Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Wibbs wrote: »
    If you're a chap, do you;

    a) like looking at chaps bottoms

    b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

    If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

    If you're a chappess, do you;

    a) like looking at ladies bottoms

    b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

    If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


    If you answered both a and b you're greedy. :D


    Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.


    They all have lovely bot.......oh fcuk it too easy.


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    #16
    garp
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭garp


    Gay still means "Happy"


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    #17
    everdead.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    zetalambda wrote: »
    By that rational, anyone with a hatred of Pedophiles is actually a Pedophile.
    Only people uncomfortable or confused about their sexuality will be scared to take this test!
    I never said it applied to anything else though.


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    #18
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    everdead.ie wrote: »
    I never said it applied to anything else though.

    Then your initial point makes even less sense. :)


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    #19
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    This is a far better and more realistic gay test:
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/260426/


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    #20
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I don't need a test to tell me if I'm gay or not. I already know I'm as bent as a ruler.


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    #21
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    12%
    Can i put this under exams/results on my CV??


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    #22
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Got 12% too.

    Clearly I'm awful at being gay


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    #23
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    djflawless wrote: »
    12%
    Can i put this under exams/results on my CV??

    If you are applying to an employer you want to sue later, yes.


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    #24
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Cantremember wrote: »
    If you are applying to an employer you want to sue later, yes.

    Meh...win win really :p


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    #25
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    You hoping for a better response in AH than your cross-post over here, op?


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    #26
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    entropi wrote: »
    You hoping for a better response in AH than your cross-post over here, op?

    Actually yes! Seemed to be a lot of dry balls over there and some of them even said that this was more suited to AH. Judging by some of the replies here, you would have sworn that I posted it in the Gay section. Suppose it's just a load of spotty moody teenagers in here that need to vent their frustration at life. Would you like a biscuit or a little star for your detective work?


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    #27
    takamichinoku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭takamichinoku


    zetalambda wrote: »
    Actually yes! Seemed to be a lot of dry balls over there and some of them even said that this was more suited to AH. Judging by some of the replies here, you would have sworn that I posted it in the Gay section. Suppose it's just a load of spotty moody teenagers in here that need to vent their frustration at life. Would you like a biscuit or a little star for your detective work?
    I find damn near anyone who calls people things like "dry balls" to be a complete and utter ****. It's handy cos it means I get to be as immediately dismissive as them as they are of me.

    Your thread sucks, son, your test sucks too. It's amazing you thought it was worth two threads.


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    #28
    Deranged96
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    I'm gay, did the gay test and got 15%.

    I guess i fail at life :pac:


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    #29
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    28% gay.
    :confused::rolleyes:;)In before thread locked closed etc.


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    #30
    csallmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    My ass is only for sh**ting


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    #31
    takamichinoku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭takamichinoku


    zetalambda wrote: »
    I find anyone who has a fascination with men wearing rubber masks, tights and leather knee high boots bizarre as fuck. What trauma did you experience as a child?
    Ah, ya big damp ****e, it wasn't the rubber masks and tights that drew me, it was all the baby oil; developed a fierce fetish for it what with my dry balls and all. ;)


    P.S. Nice of you to send a "it's just a laugh" PM while simultaneously trying to make a dig at me here, that's just a laugh too, I'm sure


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